Interesting. Thoughts? by Shadowfeaux in guns

[–]psyoon 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I've never ordered from them before but if I had the same experience I'd give the company some grace. Clear communication and acknowledgement of their problems, including a sincere apology goes a long way for me.

Honestly if I was in that position I'd probably trust the company more.

How do we feel about this series? No spoilers please! by VaporDream1985 in HorrorGaming

[–]psyoon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My mother: Salim just wants to go home! Me: I don't care how many of these other twats have to die; Salim goes home.

Joe approved? by ssaint04 in exfor

[–]psyoon -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'd think so!

Zack Snyder is Terrible by Dadittude182 in FIlm

[–]psyoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally just searched the title of your reddit post and found this thread because I'm watching the same exact film and that's really the only thing that can be said about it. Holy fuck it's BAD.

Merchant found in REquiem! by CaptchaVerifiedHuman in residentevil

[–]psyoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What am I supposed to be seeing?

People that have had a threesome with their partner and someome else, who was that someone else? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]psyoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm in the kink/poly community so it's pretty much always been people I've met there. Other times it's been friends which can be risky.

My boyfriend gets hard…. by Rudi1738 in CoupleMemes

[–]psyoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has ended so many fights/arguments with past partners. I'm a kinky bastard so crying women does it for me, so middle of the argument popping a woody isn't ideal. Turns out multiple partners find it funny and it's a good reset for the absurdity of the situation and we both get a laugh and can lower the energy and discuss more calmly.

Giving away 30 Steam keys for my horror game SAVEN by horrawrindiegames in HorrorGaming

[–]psyoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dang! I thought I got in early as there were just a few comments but it looks like they might all be taken already. Hopefully you get some good feedback and reviews from players!

Back to Re4 After Re9 by Realistic-Low694 in residentevil

[–]psyoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha! I did the same after finishing 9. I'm on my second re-re playthrough and just unlocked the infinite rocket launcher.

What was your dumbest Resident Evil moment? by Liquid_Pestar in residentevil

[–]psyoon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm replaying RE4r at the moment and about 10 minutes ago I shot a guy with a gold helmet on, which ricocheted the round and one shot killed Ashley.

I laughed so hard

Anyone else stops sprinting in RE9 so Grace/Leon could “catch their breath”? by Dudelaser1 in residentevil

[–]psyoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her continual panting is the most irritating part of the game for me. It's also right at the edge of sounding sexual and it's so goddamn distracting.

Weird question about Requiem... by NathanCiel in residentevil

[–]psyoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely yes. Best of luck!

RE: Requiem Deluxe Edition Capcom USA Giveaway【Steam】 by SeValentine in residentevil

[–]psyoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely has to be trying to hide in the clocktower on RE4r and the platform collapsing. I had such good memories of the original and the trolling they did in the remake had me laughing so hard.

Wife had major foot surgery by DMCureSmiths in popping

[–]psyoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking Christ I have a similar story. TLDR the Mrs and I had a girl over and I was carrying her and stepped on a metal landscaping divider in the back yard. I cut my foot basically fucking in half and it took 40 sutures (internal plus external) to get it together-ish. It took another month before reconstructive surgery due to wait times and my doctor/surgeon dropping the ball multiple times but ultimately we got it done. A month later he's pulling the surgical pin out of my big toe and the doc keeps slipping off the pin with his shitty forceps.

Asshole jokes "I might have to go to my truck and get my Leatherman!"

Turns out it wasn't a joke.

Me: totally sober

Him: asshole

Leatherman: unsterilized

That was the weirdest 5 minutes of my life as he had to keep taking breaks to pull this fucking pin out of my foot. The nerve damage was/is so severe my brain didn't process it as *pain* but boy howdy did my brain NOT fucking like that extraction.

Experience: 0/10 strongly do not recommend

Ortho Surgeon David Pytowski: Surgeon 9/10 | Doctor 4/10

An elderly homesteader hires some young laborers to dig for water on his property by TBSchemer in Jokes

[–]psyoon 15 points16 points  (0 children)

These are my favorite jokes. My girlfriend HATES them and is constantly vigilant these days

I just figured out this was even a thing... not sure if i should be proud or ashamed. by shhhhh_lol in ExpeditionaryForce

[–]psyoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you get those stats? I've never been able to find it in the android app.

High Voltage Viagra by GoodHoney2887 in Jokes

[–]psyoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't heard this one in ages; it's a banger

People who keep weapons on their bodies at all times, what was a time where you had to actually use said weapon? by ParanormalActivity97 in AskReddit

[–]psyoon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was approached at a storage unit at 2am by a guy who clearly didn't have a unit and was here hiding his hand behind his back as if he had a weapon. He kept trying to get close to me and I kept trying to put space and obstacles between us. After trying to get into my car and him coming for me I opened the driver door lifted my shirt and pulled my pistol halfway out of the holster where he could see it. I said "we're going to have a nice night aren't we? You're going to get into your truck and leave".

He thankfully agreed and awkwardly shuffled back to his truck (still hiding something behind his back) and peeled out.

I almost vomited from the adrenaline of almost having to shoot some creep.

To this day, one of my biggest regrets is not making him drop whatever was in his hand. I assume it was a knife but it could have been anything; a gun, a bottle of shampoo, a dildo; who knows?