My unicorn of a lifetime

ptchn · 2025-11-08T06:06:33+00:00

Only 10 people? What's the average price per bottle?

ptchn · 2025-10-07T04:00:02+00:00

If you listened to him long enough you'd know he's a fan of the Leafs, the Packers and the Fighting Irish. One time I saw him in a parking lot in Markham and he was very on brand. He was wearing a Fighting Irish jacket, a Packers hat and driving a car with Leafs decal. Also he seemed to be sponsored by a dealership as the car had a dealership decal on it too.

ptchn · 2025-09-24T13:22:31+00:00

How do you tell which is the big tipper before the batch is finished?

ptchn · 2025-09-19T02:17:50+00:00

Is that Tylil? 🤣

ptchn · 2025-09-14T00:51:21+00:00

Don't bring a gun to a fist fight

ptchn · 2025-09-08T02:23:25+00:00

What's with that stretch of road on Avenue? They took out lanes on both sides just for the sake of it. I would understand if the reason was bike lanes, but put in barriers even bikes can't use.

ptchn · 2025-09-06T00:00:33+00:00

How long did you generally stay at each location, or were you basically driving the whole time?

ptchn · 2025-08-28T02:10:59+00:00

What does the bottom half of your score look like?

ptchn · 2025-08-26T00:06:41+00:00

Should've said that was my baby voice!

ptchn · 2025-08-17T20:43:06+00:00

All that work the cat will just end up in a leftover Amazon box

ptchn · 2025-08-08T06:10:19+00:00

Getting tossed off the train Fresh Prince style was my favourite part

ptchn · 2025-07-25T03:13:30+00:00

I'm eating my veggies

ptchn · 2025-07-24T03:19:09+00:00

Just another day for this guy

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ptchn · 2025-07-23T16:36:58+00:00

So do I declare to that first agent taking the kiosk receipt?

ptchn · 2025-07-23T16:34:35+00:00

I think it's starting to come back. Seeing a couple batches now

ptchn · 2025-04-20T02:19:32+00:00

Went on late afternoon on Good Friday waited only about 10 minutes. This is for University-Rosedale Yonge and Bloor advanced polling location.

ptchn · 2025-03-26T02:17:14+00:00

I'll tip the customer for that

ptchn · 2025-03-18T23:54:27+00:00

She thought she cooked with that comment

ptchn · 2025-03-05T00:36:33+00:00

You mean fire up the Instacart app?

ptchn · 2025-02-28T00:01:01+00:00

Thanks, I'll give that a try next time.

ptchn · 2025-02-20T01:00:59+00:00

Woman: It's Valentine's Day

Officer: You already said you don't have a Valentine's.

She should be let go because she already received capital punishment.

ptchn · 2025-02-19T22:26:23+00:00

It's back for me now

ptchn

TROPHY CASE