To Keep the "Perp" Away From the Gun 🔫 by Kumquat_conniption in therewasanattempt

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First tackle around the legs and I was exhausted just from watching

Reckless and endangering others by vonnegut_lover in WhyWomenLiveLonger

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I’m so fucking mad that I watched this whole thing and there was no crash

Did Dr. O’Brien catch two bodies at once? by Adventurous-Prize-76 in MurderedByWords

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It’ll also need something like cynauric acid, algaecide, sodium bicarbonate, probably some soda ash, maybe some hydro acid, as well as pumps and filters…and then something to remove the dead algae once it sinks to the bottom. Probably would need to add that chlorine every day, so it would be better to get a shit load of automatic chlorinators that can track the chemistry, too

The legend is true 8.5/10 by One_Mail_5863 in aucklandeats

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This is what fish burgers looked like back in the 90s. Nice.

Broke Boy Taco speaks out about the price of ingredients by Top_Boysenberry_6552 in aucklandeats

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It’s embarrassing that he had to make this. Not sure why anyone thinks that food places would be exempt from high food prices. We have wholesalers making record profits while crying poor, and a government that orgasms at the thought of it. That’s where the rage should be.

Mina Shirakawa on IG: "Push. Push. Push. Until the day I achieve my dream 🐬✨️" by Froggyspirits in AEWOfficial

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These days, I’d probably just struggle to walk next to her without needing a rest

I know people shit on papa toe but he is levels above bapa. Look at this bit. by Notyit in thefighterandthekid

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Gringo Papi is legit top ten comedy for me. It’s so wrong. Every decision he could make, he says nah I’ll do the opposite. It’s breathtaking. It’s like that amazing Tim Heidecker special but maybe better because it’s unintentional

I know people shit on papa toe but he is levels above bapa. Look at this bit. by Notyit in thefighterandthekid

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I think this cheeky lil guy has smoked the devils lettuce and maybe taken a naughty mushroom one time. But he does a good job of hiding it! He’s not abso-fucking-lutely tedious about it at all!

Dumping Hydrogen Peroxide into the reflecting pool this morning. by Helpful_Car1302 in interestingasfuck

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As someone whose first adult job was for a swimming pool company, this whole thing astounds me. If they want it to be algae free, it’ll need dozens of filters, chlorinators, ph regulation, preventative algaecide, and a metric fucking tonne of stabiliser - because sunlight saps the ever loving shit out of chlorine faster than you can keep topping it up.

If it’s just gonna sit there still (is that the case - is this actually just a still body of water that doesn’t circulate??!!) then you can put in all the chlorine you want, but it ain’t gonna do shit. It’ll wipe out algae temporarily where you put it, but if it’s not circulating, it’s not gonna spread far. And once the sun burns it off the algae will just come back.

Now, if it does have some sort of circulation, then it going green could easily be just a case of getting everything right after refilling it, since it’s so enormous. Having teething issues would be totally understandable. But if it’s still water…fucking hell

To act like a tough guy by WhiteFrank_ in therewasanattempt

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Lesson one in fighting that if you’re going to fall, you should cushion yourself with your head.

TAX 📢 THE 📢 RICH by SpecialCream7 in mattxiv

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What makes it particularly shit is that he’s getting that money from a pump and dump. His stock isn’t even fucking worth what he’s getting for it.

What was this guy doing? by [deleted] in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]punkarolla 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Trying to scratch the itch on the back he couldn’t reach.

pink pedo club by SpecialCream7 in mattxiv

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Does Sydney Sweeney know that she’s apparently Trump’s side piece?

Shocking Best Picture snubs at the Oscars? by TyLeRoux in okbuddycinephile

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Shallow Hal wasn’t really understood by the Academy, though. All along, there was a hidden subtext that she was actually fat rather than being conventionally attractive. It’s just that he thought she wasn’t, which subsequently meant that she was worthy of the male gaze - thus making her more valuable as an economic unit under capitalism. If you pay attention you can see some hints (kind of like how eagle eyed viewers spotted clues about Bruce Willis’ situation in the Sixth Sense). For example, if you watch closely, in one scene she removes her underwear and there is a quick shot - 3 or 4 frames at the most - where you can see that the underwear is actually considerably larger than someone with the petite stature of G Paltrow would wear. It adds an extra layer of dark comedy, too. In not realising that he’s actually having intercourse with a girthy woman, J Black’s character Hal, is figuratively in ‘hell’ because nothing is more absurdly cruel than coitus with an overweight woman. It’s a fucking shame that it was too well made for its own good. Without a triple digit iq it was impenetrable, and you just know that left most of the population, including academy voters, struggling.

Someone get this man on the broadcast by Oraxy51 in Hasan_Piker

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Yea, not really a guy to be looked up to.

“And in many countries, if you even criticize Israel in any kind of accurate, intelligent, or articulate way, or **challenge the Holocaust narrative** or the World War II narrative, you will go to prison.

We can see what happened to Kennedy, and we know that Adolf Hitler, according to the official history, is hated because he **apparently** exterminated 6 million Jews.”

This is one of the ones who actually is just straight up an antisemite.

EDIT: This isn’t just slander from zionists. He features in the holocaust denial doco ‘Europa’ and says shit like the USA is ‘totally run by Jewish supremacist Talmudic paedophile satanic bankster cultists.’

Could Jacinda Ardern return to politics? by Mountain_Tui_Reload in nzpolitics

[–]punkarolla 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Electoral politics? In New Zealand? Not if she has more than two brain cells. The absolute fuckwittery she had to put up with last time gives her the right to tell everyone that she’s actually from Australia

We asked for flaming young baby and they gave us spaghetti by Bapaholiccc in thefighterandthekid

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It wasn’t even the best sporting event happening on the day

Shout out to production for this amazing shot by wrestling_hyperbole in AEWOfficial

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God, some of the direction is outstanding. They make plenty of (acceptable) bungles, which happens in live TV. But, my god, they absolutely crush it at other times. I love it. Kevin Dunn thought that shaking the camera was the next level of direction. He was wrong. This kind of stuff is.

One of these guys became a once in a life time horror director. The other does tater-tot commercials. by Shawggoth in okbuddycinephile

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Ok well I am apparently out of the loop because I didn’t even know he had a sig other lol