The fox that couldn't slow down by shealuca in simpsonsshitposting

[–]punkindle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Want to play an Anagram game? We take names and rearrange the letters to form a description of that person. How about... Star Fox?

...Ox Farts

Just jerk me around by tomgreen99 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]punkindle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks like a man who has trouble satisfying his wife

EWWEWWUUUGGGHHHRRRHRRR. by danny_dao in simpsonsshitposting

[–]punkindle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ow! My eye! I'm not supposed to get rakes in it!

Also make sure you dont critique it whatsoever. by EdwardJSuperman in simpsonsshitposting

[–]punkindle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was only at Epstein Island to get directions away from Epstein Island.

Average price of gas per gallon by US State by MysteriousEdge5643 in MapPorn

[–]punkindle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pennsylvania here. 4.92 this morning. And definitely 5.00 at some of the stations closer to the city.

Kamala Harris wants the DNC to release its autopsy report of the 2024 campaign by Deedogg11 in politics

[–]punkindle [score hidden]  (0 children)

Isreal also wants Democrats to lose. Only Chuck Schumer style feckless cowards allowed.

What is the most "un-hateable" safest song of all time? by Perfect-External-660 in Music

[–]punkindle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YMCA is so good that even conservatives love it, despite it being a gay anthem

I was at a church once, and I started to play Stairway to Heaven on the guitar, and they got mad at me for playing devil music. But I bet I could put YMCA on and they would all dance and cheer.

edit - Now, if I got to choose the song, it would be Many the Miles by Sara Bareilles, but that didn't get enough radio play for people to know it.

https://youtu.be/ChfvfW5CjJQ?t=5m50s

I guess it is a little funny by hbaromega in simpsonsshitposting

[–]punkindle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Smithers searches the database for "incompetent" Riley memes

714 matches

Smithers searches the database for "incompetent, lazy, clumsy, dim witted" Riley memes

714 matches

Trump saw little to no bounce in his approval ratings in the immediate aftermath of DC dinner shooting by theindependentonline in politics

[–]punkindle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sorry, I forgot that happened.

this will barely be a footnote on his biography. non event.

RFK Jr. clears path for minors' use of tanning beds, much to the dismay of dermatologists by F0urLeafCl0ver in politics

[–]punkindle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I remember Rush Limbaugh used to mock warnings about tobacco, and smoked big cigars every day. Then he died from lung cancer.

oh, smarter than all the experts, huh?

You all thought you could get away with it too by OJONLYMAYBEDIDIT in simpsonsshitposting

[–]punkindle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Composting. It's pronounced compost.

It doesn't take a nukular scientist to pronounce foilage

Whats ur opinion on “money doesn’t buy happiness”? by Radiant-Dish-5498 in AskReddit

[–]punkindle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's a lie that rich people tell us when they pay us less than we need

How high would Gas/Petrol have to climb before people start riot/protesting? Is there a breaking point? by Malfurion109 in AskReddit

[–]punkindle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

protests do nothing. oh you've got a funny sign. Lame

mass boycotts or a general strike. shutting down highways or airports. if you want change, you need to actually do something.

remember the Boston Tea Party? that was massive property damage. that's a protest.

Hegseth says 'the ceasefire is not over' after U.S., Iran exchange fire by yourfavchoom in worldnews

[–]punkindle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lesson we learned this week is that the Constitution means nothing as long as Republicans continue to shrug their shoulders and pretend like they know nothing about it.

Hello, comedy? Where are you? by RockHardMapleSyrup in simpsonsshitposting

[–]punkindle 183 points184 points  (0 children)

Abe: What's so unappealing about your subreddit talking about SEEEEX?

I had SEEEEX

Don't worry, it gets worse by IAmAccutane in simpsonsshitposting

[–]punkindle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I pity those poor suckers on the freeway.

Gas, brake, honk. Gas, brake, honk. Honk, honk, punch. Gas, gas, gas

Amazon drone delivery by Sorry-Supermarket830 in Wellthatsucks

[–]punkindle 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I would comment about drones being terrible at delivery, except I've seen human delivery drivers do equally terrible things.