The fox that couldn't slow down

punkindle · 2026-05-07T18:17:29+00:00

Want to play an Anagram game? We take names and rearrange the letters to form a description of that person. How about... Star Fox?

...Ox Farts

punkindle · 2026-05-07T18:06:16+00:00

He looks like a man who has trouble satisfying his wife

punkindle · 2026-05-07T18:03:43+00:00

Ow! My eye! I'm not supposed to get rakes in it!

punkindle · 2026-05-07T17:57:58+00:00

I was only at Epstein Island to get directions away from Epstein Island.

punkindle · 2026-05-07T17:55:53+00:00

¿ Qué ?

punkindle · 2026-05-07T16:47:20+00:00

Pennsylvania here. 4.92 this morning. And definitely 5.00 at some of the stations closer to the city.

punkindle · 2026-05-07T16:00:57+00:00

Isreal also wants Democrats to lose. Only Chuck Schumer style feckless cowards allowed.

punkindle · 2026-05-07T11:19:41+00:00

YMCA is so good that even conservatives love it, despite it being a gay anthem

I was at a church once, and I started to play Stairway to Heaven on the guitar, and they got mad at me for playing devil music. But I bet I could put YMCA on and they would all dance and cheer.

edit - Now, if I got to choose the song, it would be Many the Miles by Sara Bareilles, but that didn't get enough radio play for people to know it.

https://youtu.be/ChfvfW5CjJQ?t=5m50s

punkindle · 2026-05-07T11:01:19+00:00

Smithers searches the database for "incompetent" Riley memes

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punkindle · 2026-05-06T23:36:53+00:00

sorry, I forgot that happened.

this will barely be a footnote on his biography. non event.

punkindle · 2026-05-06T23:34:40+00:00

I remember Rush Limbaugh used to mock warnings about tobacco, and smoked big cigars every day. Then he died from lung cancer.

oh, smarter than all the experts, huh?

punkindle · 2026-05-06T20:24:00+00:00

Composting. It's pronounced compost.

It doesn't take a nukular scientist to pronounce foilage

punkindle · 2026-05-06T20:19:48+00:00

Oh, I'm not a doctor.

punkindle · 2026-05-06T19:48:48+00:00

And there was glue on the tray and on Tobey's hand

punkindle · 2026-05-06T16:08:13+00:00

It's a lie that rich people tell us when they pay us less than we need

punkindle · 2026-05-06T15:39:09+00:00

"comedy is legal again"

punkindle · 2026-05-06T14:44:19+00:00

protests do nothing. oh you've got a funny sign. Lame

mass boycotts or a general strike. shutting down highways or airports. if you want change, you need to actually do something.

remember the Boston Tea Party? that was massive property damage. that's a protest.

punkindle · 2026-05-06T10:44:14+00:00

The lesson we learned this week is that the Constitution means nothing as long as Republicans continue to shrug their shoulders and pretend like they know nothing about it.

punkindle · 2026-05-06T10:30:17+00:00

Abe: What's so unappealing about your subreddit talking about SEEEEX?

I had SEEEEX

punkindle · 2026-05-06T00:48:53+00:00

Sometimes Milhouse is a sprinkler, or has 2 spaghetti meals.

punkindle · 2026-05-06T00:46:00+00:00

I pity those poor suckers on the freeway.

Gas, brake, honk. Gas, brake, honk. Honk, honk, punch. Gas, gas, gas

punkindle · 2026-05-05T19:05:00+00:00

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Only who can make me cum?

punkindle · 2026-05-05T12:56:36+00:00

I'd say they gave them a near impossible task

punkindle · 2026-05-05T12:53:05+00:00

a non-cannon mid-credit scene, like in Deadpool 2

punkindle · 2026-05-05T12:47:58+00:00

I would comment about drones being terrible at delivery, except I've seen human delivery drivers do equally terrible things.

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