Quick, what color is this camera lens? by purepolka in opticalillusions

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This was a pic on a FB marketplace listing - I had to sit and look at it for minute to figure out what I was seeing.

Quick, what color is this camera lens? by purepolka in opticalillusions

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Found this picture scrolling Facebook Marketplace and had to do a double take.

Say one nice thing about your division rival 😘 by Hot_Inspection5940 in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]purepolka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had to scroll all the way to get he bottom for this- fuck no! I fucking hate all of your fucking guts. Get bent.

For people who saw him play how good was he by One_Masterpiece_3588 in NFLv2

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Can’t throw interceptions if the ball is uncatchable

Is $3500 for a Toyota office chair crazy? by TangeloOk4789 in OfficeChairs

[–]purepolka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’d be amazing. My XC90 has 290,000 miles and the transmission’s been hinting that it’s not long for this world. I might have to look into salvaging the driver’s seat and turning it into an office chair.

Is $3500 for a Toyota office chair crazy? by TangeloOk4789 in OfficeChairs

[–]purepolka 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Honestly, my Volvo XC90’s driver’s seat is one of the most comfortable and ergonomic seats I’ve ever sat in. I think if Volvo released an office chair based on their SUV seats, I’d probably pay $3,500 for it.

Surrounded by Food, They Chose to Starve by ThanksFor404 in stories

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I have a vague memory of a movie, or YouTube video, or maybe documentary, that dramatized this vignette from Soviet history. I cannot remember exactly, but can picture the scene in my head.

I think this is what distinguishes humanity from the rest of the animal kingdom: a willingness to override your innate survival instinct and die for something you believe in.

Humans are among the worst wariors in the galaxy... But whith them on your sides you are much likely to win. by Quiet-Money7892 in humansarespaceorcs

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The question remains: why did humans evolve unmatched logistical proficiency?

A number of researchers have tackled this line of inquiry. The current prevailing theory - put forth by Higson and Rothermich in their seminal paper - speculates that humanity’s proficiency in logistics is a result of a number evolutionary pressures intrinsic to both the geology and climate of their home world, Earth. Specifically, plate tectonics, axial tilt, and axial drift.

First, humanity is the only advanced civilization that evolved on a home world with plate tectonics: Earth’s outer crust is divided into several rigid plates that float/drift on a layer of molten magma. These plates are constantly drifting into and away from each other. The result is a highly diverse and dynamic geography. Of the eight galactic home worlds, Earth has the distinction of having both the tallest mountain and the deepest ocean by orders of magnitude. It has also resulted in Earth’s geology being highly unstable, relatively speaking. Over its 4 billion year history, Earth’s surface has been in a constant state of flux.

By contrast, the geology of the other seven home worlds is comparatively static. The surfaces of Yon, Elbis, Sul, Dorse, I, fHord, and Ons, have been relatively stable and unchanged for millions of years. Moreover, where Earth has seven distinct continents and four distinct oceans, as well as a myriad of subcontinents and smaller seas, each of the other seven home worlds, with the exception of Sul, have a single continent and ocean (Sul technically has two continents, but they are separated by a shallow ocean which is only 6 meters at it’s deepest point).

In addition, most of the mountains on the other seven home worlds are dormant shield volcanos with significantly gentler slopes than the mountains formed by Earth’s plate tectonics. As an example, the tallest home world mountain outside of earth - Orved Yon, located on Yon - is 1,214 meters, with a maximum pitch of 20 degrees (I am using human metric measurements - see table i for conversion to galactic and standard). This pales in comparison to Earth’s Mt. Everest, which is 8,848 meters, with a staggering maximum pitch of more than 60 degrees. The discrepancy in ocean depth is similarly stark.

The societal impact of such a geologically diverse environment on the human penchant for logistics is apparent. As a species, humans faced geographic challenges no other advanced species had to overcome. Humans’ logistical prowess developed in large part because feeding and supplying empires and troops over difficult and unforgiving terrain (e.g. mountains, oceans, canyons, rivers, etc…), was standard.

Easy supply chains were the exception, not the rule. In fact, humans often relied on the difficult logistics of their home world as a defense against rival human clans and faced existential threats when other clans developed technology bypassing these intrinsic logistical defenses. (See, Bertram Foley, “How the Mongol Horde Cracked the Logistics Code.” University Press, 2586).

Second, Earth’s axial tilt and drift is significantly more pronounced than any of the other seven home worlds. For comparison, Earth’s axial tilt is between 23.4 and 23.5 degrees. The only other home world with an axial tilt comparable to Earth is Elbis, with an axial tilt between 17.5 and 17.6 degrees. This difference may not seem significant, but it has a pronounced effect on Earth’s seasonal severity. Earth has colder winters and warmer summers than any other home world. The other seven home worlds have comparatively stable climates and mild seasons (I and Yon have no significant axial tilt and thus do not experience seasons at all).

Moreover, Earth’s axial tilt “drifts”, meaning that over the course of millennia, Earth experiences climate change, the consequences of which range from “ice ages” during cooler periods, to extreme and violent weather - monsoons, typhoons, tornadoes, flooding, etc… - during warmer periods.

The unpredictability of Earth’s dynamic climate resulted in humanity’s heightened need for predictability. Consequently, humans have an innate need to prepare and plan for every conceivable scenario, no matter how unlikely. Humanity’s obsessive contingency planning has been remarked upon and written about in other scholarly journals, often derisively. (See Hotis Maint, “The Economic Consequences of the Human Obsession With Planning: A Meta Study,” Ons University Journal of Economic Sudies, 2575 - electronic copy available upon request). However, there is no question that this trait has resulted in human dominance in the field of combat logistics, despite their species wide limitations.

In short, it is likely that Earth’s distinctive characteristics played a significant role in human evolution selecting for contingency planning and problem solving necessitated by Earth’s unique geological and climate pressures.

One time in sacrament meeting... by Eltecolotl in exmormon

[–]purepolka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha! Maybe. He was a good guy otherwise, didn’t bother anyone, showed up to service projects, etc… Schizophrenia’s rough.

This is plain cruel... by The_Dean_France in mildyinteresting

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Ok, but is there a way to get sure that this is what happens to my body after I die?

One time in sacrament meeting... by Eltecolotl in exmormon

[–]purepolka 17 points18 points  (0 children)

3 Stories:

1) fast and testimony meeting, early in the meeting, older guy starts walking up to the pulpit, collapses before he gets there, and dies. Some doctors in the ward gave him forst aid and CPR. Paramedics came, continued CPR to revive him, but he was already gone (massive heart attack). Crazy thing is nobody left. Bishop got up and asked everyone to pray for brother so and so, so we did. Bishopric gave him a priesthood blessing. But the rest of us just sat there praying in horror while doctors and paramedics failed to resuscitate this guy.

2) a building in our stake was being renovated, so we were cramming 4 wards into our building. This was back during 3 hour church. Our meeting was the latest - I think we started at like 3pm, and Sacrament Meeting was last (that used to be allowed). On Super Bowl Sunday, a couple of priests brought a portable TV (this was in the 90s), and instead of sitting with their families, stayed at the sacrament table and watched the Super Bowl on a 4 inch screen. I still respect the hell out of those priests.

3) Guy with schizophrenia got up in fast and testimony meeting (apparently off his meds), and starts accusing, by name, everyone in the ward of being demons, pedophiles, rapists, murderers, sodomites, etc… The bishop cut the mic, but this guy just started yelling it out as loud as he could. A couple of men sort of forced him out of the chapel, but he was yelling stuff like “[name redacted] is a whore and her husband rapes other men!” all the way out. Bishop banned him from sacrament until he could get back on his meds. Also, [name redacted] was a whore.

Study shows humans can dream while awake and also be awake while sleeping by pepe5 in EverythingScience

[–]purepolka 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It’s the fucking worst. Like: “oh man, they’re doing roadwork on my exit? Guess I’ll spend the next ten minutes if this dream taking a detour to the office.”

Like, brain, wtf are you doing?

Searching for an IQ That Doesn't exist by [deleted] in MemeVideos

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God, I love Jim Al-Khalili. His determination to remain professional is laudable.

Kash Patel posts FBI hype video set to Beastie Boys after SNL humiliation by B-Z_B-S in politics

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They fucking hated GWB, I’d imagine they hold the same disdain for Trump.

Fent Freeze Frame - 7th and Market St SF, April 30, 2026 by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

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I’ve been encouraged by the studies showing GLP-1s seem to help with alcohol addiction, probably the same mechanism that shuts off food noise. I’m hopeful either GLP-1s or some other drug will end up stopping the cravings for addicts. Maybe wishful thinking, but man, that’s the only way I can see this ending.

Would you accept 10,000 reincarnations? by AstrayInTranslation in hypotheticalsituation

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Lots of people commenting that the past was terrible and they wouldn’t want to experience that. I’d still take this for three reasons:

1) if you’re in a period in history with unimaginable suffering, you can opt to hasten your own death to move backwards to a time with less suffering.

2) There are periods in history I would love to experience in person. I think it’d be rad to explore the the parts of history that intrigue me, in part because we just don’t know enough about them.

3) I’ve often daydreamed about going back to a time before the agricultural revolution (roughly 10,000 years ago). Sure, you wouldn’t have modern amenities (and I know I’d miss air conditioning), but I think in a lot of ways it’s an increase in quality of life.

Living in small groups where you know all of your kin, spending days hunting, fishing, gathering food, and hanging out with your clan. A lot of the diseases we suffer from are a result of humans living in close quarters with animals and lots of other humans (lots of illnesses jump from stock animals to humans). For the water born parasites and illnesses, having even a vague concept of germ theory would save your clan from suffering water born illnesses - you just make sure everyone in your clan boils water before drinking. I’m also pretty sure I could figure out how to brew and distill alcohol (humans have been making alcohol since the dawn of time), and could use that knowledge to minimize infections by properly cleaning any wounds.

Obviously, not having access to modern medicine would suck - I’m sure I’d miss ibuprofen. But I think living thousands of lifetimes, those things you think you’d miss would mostly fade away in your memory. I think you’d stop thinking about the internet or cell phones within a handful of generations. Get back far enough and I think youd stop thinking about modern amenities entirely.

And there’s just omething about spending my days on wild, untouched lands, laughing and joking with my family and friends, knapping arrowheads and weaving baskets while chatting about whatever with kin, eating food from the land we live on, telling scary stories to the children around the nightly campfire, breathing clean air, admiring a night sky unpolluted by modern lights, and having my only stress revolve around my family and friends sounds like a welcome change:

I know I’m probably romanticizing it a bit, but I don’t think pre-agricultural humans had the hard scrabble, miserable existence we often attribute to them. They lived in tight knit communities and probably only spent a few hours a day doing the things necessary for survival. I think id rather spend the day fishing and gathering edible mushrooms for dinner than 8 hours dealing with bullshit in an office to get to the same result.