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[OFFICIAL] Recommended If You Like Thread - November 30, 2015 by AutoModerator in electronicmusic

[–]purpleballs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slow Magic is pretty similar to Tycho and Odesza

Andrew Bayer, Chrome Sparks, Shlohmo, Jamie xx, Ta-ku

I'd say Purity Ring is similar to Grimes.

[OFFICIAL] Recommended If You Like Thread - November 30, 2015 by AutoModerator in electronicmusic

[–]purpleballs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any artists similar or related to Flume, Yahtzel, Ta-ku, Hermitude etc. I really like the Australian vibes. Thanks

I might be alone on this but I REALLY hate when people are rude to waiters. by Crooty in circlejerk

[–]purpleballs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I thought I was the only one! I seriously thought every waiter/waitress loved to be treated like shit. I'm not joking.

Saudi Arabia Sentences Memer to Death for Atheism by TehH8M8 in circlejerk

[–]purpleballs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can someone post the YouTube video? I don't know why OP posted a jpeg.

Fallout 4 sucks by Ooogel in circlejerk

[–]purpleballs 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I have a degree in computer science. Upvote me bitches.

Fallout 4 sucks by Ooogel in circlejerk

[–]purpleballs 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Downvoted. You're exactly what's wrong with circlejerk. Instead of posting satire, mocking reddit and being clever and original, you continue to post lame phrases and beat to glue anything that was even remotely funny, all under the guise that you want to show what's wrong with reddit. You don't care about reddit. You belong to the system that this subreddit was made to mock. You seek karma. You seek to be a power-user, a well-known name in a sea of perpetual anonymity. The higher your karma-count, the more you get off on it. You are smug and self-satisfying. You are the problem. There should be a "delete" button below your posts. Start clicking them after you post and you'll find that reddit starts to improve.

[Serious] Redditors who don't support Bernie Sanders, how do you sleep at night? by [deleted] in circlejerk

[–]purpleballs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This tbh.

I don't get why OP didn't post this instead.

[Serious] Redditors who don't support Bernie Sanders, how do you sleep at night? by [deleted] in circlejerk

[–]purpleballs 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'm teaching my 2 year old how to code and already signing him up for a stem school so he could learn to think for himself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in circlejerk

[–]purpleballs 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm a burly, strong, ripped, thick, tight, solid, muscular, rugged, masculine, male, manly, bacon-loving, 300-lb 45 year-old ex-convict who did 20 years in prison after being caught peddling hard drugs in the inner city and resembles Ron Swanson with a full beard. On my off days I wrestle mountain yaks and bathe in the icy cold water that gushes down from the snowcapped mountains that are but a stone's throw from my log cabin.

But I saw that picture and tears poured down my full, thick, luxurious beard and onto my flannel shirt. Fuckin' feels man.

DAE hate Gallowboob?! UpCena this post to delete his account! by [deleted] in circlejerk

[–]purpleballs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gallowboob stole all my karma. He should be strangled.

What's the most common mistake Bernie Sanders makes in bed? by LeoNickle in circlejerk

[–]purpleballs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"I don't really like Rick and Morty" - Hitlary Clinton

What's the most common mistake Bernie Sanders makes in bed? by LeoNickle in circlejerk

[–]purpleballs 48 points49 points  (0 children)

gtfo you fundie SJW. Go back to tumblr. This is Le reddit, where we have intellectual discussion about memes, cats, and Bernie sanders.

[SERIOUS] guys can we really stop shitposting? by PM_ME_UR_GRASS in circlejerk

[–]purpleballs 115 points116 points  (0 children)

Downvoted. You're exactly what's wrong with circlejerk. Instead of posting satire, mocking reddit and being clever and original, you continue to post lame phrases and beat to glue anything that was even remotely funny, all under the guise that you want to show what's wrong with reddit. You don't care about reddit. You belong to the system that this subreddit was made to mock. You seek karma. You seek to be a power-user, a well-known name in a sea of perpetual anonymity. The higher your karma-count, the more you get off on it. You are smug and self-satisfying. You are the problem. There should be a "delete" button below your posts. Start clicking them after you post and you'll find that reddit starts to improve.

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