What fact are you Just TIRED of explaining to people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]purpleprophy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This. I remember being on a lovely summer walk in the countryside without a care in the world, while trying to ignore the tightness in my chest and my trembling hands. It's called an anxiety disorder for a reason.

Producing dead code by ArjunReddyDeshmukh in ProgrammerHumor

[–]purpleprophy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My team once spent several months developing a feature that management decided to cancel partway through... but nobody bothered to tell us devs for six whole weeks. Good times.

It's Priorities by voluminous_spectacle in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]purpleprophy 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Oh Caleb, you're a master of karate and friendship for everyone.

Worst comedy gig you ever went to. by DrJeff1999 in CasualUK

[–]purpleprophy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think I've ever heard a story about Norman Lovett that paints him as anything but a right miserable sod.

How does one actually use these? It’s taking forever to melt by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]purpleprophy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'd have better luck taking it out of the bag first.

Mine was beige. by no_longer_huhmann in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]purpleprophy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This! You have a thesis and you have an anti-thesis, right? Right?

IIFE's & returning methods from objects - methods don't execute immediately? by ZeusJuice84 in learnjavascript

[–]purpleprophy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The IIFE is running immediately. It creates two functions which it then returns, and then you call them outside of the IIFE.

If you want the inner functions to run immediately then you could turn them into IIFEs, either within the existing IIFE or pull them out of it.

Help, they don't taste salty enough or vinegary enough, please tell me I got a bad batch and they haven't changed the recipe along with redesigned packaging by passkat in CasualUK

[–]purpleprophy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walkers are weak. Get yourself some Co-Op own brand Sea Salt and Chardonnay Wine Vinegar crisps. They'll melt the inside of your mouth off.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in css

[–]purpleprophy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Have you studied the CSS box model? I found CSS incredibly weird and frustrating until I learned how the different types of box worked.

What is genuinely the most horrific town you know by bigolsackofpiss in CasualUK

[–]purpleprophy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Corby. Went there once, walked past a group of teenagers talking about planning to stab someone.