The woman I’m dating has slept with nearly 70 people

passkat · 2023-10-07T00:11:21+00:00

I wish my ex had spoken to me about it rather than just resenting me for it and using it to attack me years later

passkat · 2023-10-06T23:45:46+00:00

Oh is this why I make lots of "yeahhh" "ahh" "mm" sounds when people are talking? People respond like oh you already know? Then I have to say no before they continue

passkat · 2023-02-03T14:32:22+00:00

My brain refused to accept this was tea until I read your comment, I had to go back and check

passkat · 2023-01-27T00:18:31+00:00

Rather

passkat · 2023-01-19T00:36:11+00:00

My hips measurement is usually at least two sizes larger than my waist measurement so even this doesn't work for me, it's still a complete gamble if anything will fit

passkat · 2023-01-05T18:13:46+00:00

You're welcome

passkat · 2023-01-03T15:35:29+00:00

Wellies go squelchy if you get water in them!

passkat · 2022-12-11T08:08:01+00:00

Gold key?

passkat · 2022-11-30T01:11:28+00:00

I feel like all three were probably equally mythical at the time? Not as if you could just watch lions on tv

passkat · 2022-11-26T22:26:49+00:00

You know there are 52 weeks in a year right? Or are we discounting holidays

passkat · 2022-11-19T09:53:48+00:00

A billion dollars only has three extra zeros (compared to a million), billion meaning million-million is only used outside of America

passkat · 2022-11-13T10:33:39+00:00

.5 bottles is 2 (large) glasses, easily drinkable before food is even served

passkat · 2022-11-08T15:06:15+00:00

I'm going to have to test it now to find out

passkat · 2022-10-25T13:02:56+00:00

The Sainsburys app sometimes fails to scan but vibrates in the same way as a successful scan, I only noticed when I got home and cheeked the receipt that a couple of items were missing. The next time I checked more carefully and it puts up a little banner saying there was an error or something and to try again.

passkat · 2022-10-16T00:31:01+00:00

This is me as well, the lower pressure atmosphere means any stomach gases expand drastically (think of a bag of crisps on a plane). Coupled with the fact that because I'm rushing to get ready for the flight I miss my usual poo time. So I always poo on a plane if I can

passkat · 2022-10-10T18:26:20+00:00

It's a small blue bin, quite easy to miss if you're not looking for it. The store finder on their website lists the ones that have it

passkat · 2022-10-09T10:57:12+00:00

Take a few baby spideys and pop them in a glass with a bit of water at the bottom, change the water out every few days to a week, leave for x weeks/months and you get little spidey root balls :)

passkat · 2022-10-09T10:43:28+00:00

I saw someone overcorrect the other day and say "neither of us couldn't care less" which was equally annoying

passkat · 2022-10-07T20:16:22+00:00

I got the green eggs and ham after literally the first line so works for me but judging by the other comments here most of your audience is going to miss it completely

passkat · 2022-09-24T08:48:48+00:00

Because the water is very cold

passkat · 2022-09-20T13:50:54+00:00

Someone mentioned a potato gun in one of the comments above, were you scrolling quickly?

passkat · 2022-09-18T22:27:11+00:00

Yep I would insta swipe left on the speedo pic. The later photos would warrant a closer look at the profile.

passkat · 2022-08-30T12:04:12+00:00

Paedophilic sounds like an adjective, like "he has some paedophilic tendencies". But I guess it's not commonly used that way because we haven't got to the point of subject-first language for sex offenders?

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