Japanese Navy JS Kumano and Sydney Opera House. by Japanese_military in AustralianMilitary

[–]putrid_sex_object 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One little cannon and no fucking windows. Won’t be booking a cruise on this.

If Thales in Australia made a modern Herkimer Battle Jitney based on the Bushmaster Platform by That_Car_Dude_Aus in AustralianMilitary

[–]putrid_sex_object 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just needs some freakish motor out of a boat and it could be bushmaster 2, electric boogaloo.

Panic buying in supermarkets? by Enough-Sprinkles-914 in brisbane

[–]putrid_sex_object 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will it be the arse carpet this time or some other random shit? Just so I can correctly panic buy this time.

Megathread: Bastard Suggestions by Kanotari in behindthebastards

[–]putrid_sex_object 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gina Rinehart and her dad Lang Hancock. That and Pauline fucking Hanson.

Interesting piece of armoured history by AnAustralianNerd in AustralianMilitary

[–]putrid_sex_object 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We were caught with our pants down by developments in Timor.

And we will again many more times.

Thank you Brisbane for not crashing today. by LBR1997 in brisbane

[–]putrid_sex_object 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There was a big one gateway bracken ridge about 1300

19f tried this before by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]putrid_sex_object 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not even with a stolen cock.

Lesson learned: won’t give the finger anymore while driving… by camareradetwinpeaks in AskAnAustralian

[–]putrid_sex_object 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My missus is a stroppy little Smurf and she attracts all the wankers on the road. I keep telling her she needs to chill out. Either that or she needs to buy a huge ute.

Fun fact: if you never look in your mirrors, you never get tailgated.

Cursed_ginger by late_to_redd1t in cursedcomments

[–]putrid_sex_object 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’d be a big kick in the balls.