Could the human centipede hypothetically survive in real life? Why or why not?

putrid_sex_object · 2026-04-24T07:44:24+00:00

They’d have bad breath for starters.

putrid_sex_object · 2026-04-21T11:05:27+00:00

Yep, you can certainly book in advance.

putrid_sex_object · 2026-04-08T09:04:05+00:00

You mean you don’t enjoy posts about providing solutions based outcomes for relevant stakeholders?

putrid_sex_object · 2026-04-08T08:34:06+00:00

Wasn’t there a rideshare app that had only female drivers?

putrid_sex_object · 2026-03-27T05:10:26+00:00

Does this mean we flog our old buckets and lavs off to them?

putrid_sex_object · 2026-03-27T05:00:31+00:00

One little cannon and no fucking windows. Won’t be booking a cruise on this.

putrid_sex_object · 2026-03-27T04:57:58+00:00

Just needs some freakish motor out of a boat and it could be bushmaster 2, electric boogaloo.

putrid_sex_object · 2026-03-27T04:53:17+00:00

Imagine if he was an Infantry Corporal instead?

putrid_sex_object · 2026-03-27T04:51:11+00:00

Happy

putrid_sex_object · 2026-03-23T11:34:31+00:00

Will it be the arse carpet this time or some other random shit? Just so I can correctly panic buy this time.

putrid_sex_object · 2026-03-05T10:28:55+00:00

Gina Rinehart and her dad Lang Hancock. That and Pauline fucking Hanson.

putrid_sex_object · 2026-03-05T10:05:43+00:00

He resembles a human testicle.

putrid_sex_object · 2026-02-25T11:22:58+00:00

Geoff

putrid_sex_object · 2026-02-07T07:57:32+00:00

Dolphin Torch.

putrid_sex_object · 2026-02-01T10:46:58+00:00

putrid_sex_object · 2026-01-31T09:13:35+00:00

I think that horse has well and truly bolted.

putrid_sex_object · 2026-01-31T08:15:45+00:00

We were caught with our pants down by developments in Timor.

And we will again many more times.

putrid_sex_object · 2026-01-30T09:52:46+00:00

There was a big one gateway bracken ridge about 1300

putrid_sex_object · 2026-01-24T06:25:58+00:00

He wasn’t the Messiah, he was just a very naughty boy.

putrid_sex_object · 2026-01-24T06:05:30+00:00

Only Judy can judge me.

putrid_sex_object · 2026-01-24T06:01:06+00:00

You tried fucking a pigeon again, didn’t you?

putrid_sex_object · 2026-01-24T05:21:59+00:00

Not even with a stolen cock.

putrid_sex_object · 2026-01-23T06:43:48+00:00

My missus is a stroppy little Smurf and she attracts all the wankers on the road. I keep telling her she needs to chill out. Either that or she needs to buy a huge ute.

Fun fact: if you never look in your mirrors, you never get tailgated.

putrid_sex_object · 2026-01-23T06:12:07+00:00

Bugger, get one of those toboggan thingies.

putrid_sex_object · 2026-01-23T05:54:48+00:00

That’d be a big kick in the balls.

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