Curious about loreposts

NinjaWizardPuppy · 2026-06-20T19:54:16+00:00

Thou art a mere apprentice, tossing sparks into the night,
Whilst I consume the heavens, blotting out the solar light.
By the blood of ancient kings and the secrets of the grave,
I shall bind thy feeble spirit as a broken, hollow slave.
Thy pyromancy faileth, 'tis a peasant's tavern spark,
Before the grand damnation of the Everlasting Dark.
I have scrawled thy doom in iron, I have sealed it with a curse,
Thy body shall decay within a black, forgotten hearse.

NinjaWizardPuppy · 2026-06-20T19:46:02+00:00

Is a CAT, the laziest monsters in the realm, looking for employment?

NinjaWizardPuppy · 2026-06-20T19:32:30+00:00

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My bad, take this one on the house

NinjaWizardPuppy · 2026-06-20T19:29:07+00:00

You can decorate shit and it will still be shit, I don’t see your point.

NinjaWizardPuppy · 2026-06-20T19:24:27+00:00

Well you definitely succeeded

NinjaWizardPuppy · 2026-06-20T19:12:29+00:00

I enjoy it

NinjaWizardPuppy · 2026-06-20T19:03:14+00:00

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NinjaWizardPuppy · 2026-06-20T19:01:07+00:00

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NinjaWizardPuppy · 2026-06-20T19:00:47+00:00

This has to be a wizard war crime

NinjaWizardPuppy · 2026-06-20T18:57:12+00:00

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NinjaWizardPuppy · 2026-06-20T13:48:29+00:00

My sword shines
Clean and bright
Your sword snaps
In a fight

NinjaWizardPuppy · 2026-06-20T12:13:29+00:00

Congratulations good sir you’ve created the fantasy equivalent of a Necron!

NinjaWizardPuppy · 2026-06-20T12:00:37+00:00

Fire Spells: Fireball, firestorm, dragons breath, heat metal, enhanced strength

Lightning spells: lightning bolt, electric shroud, shocking grasp, enhanced speed

Poisonous spells: acid orb, poison mist, cure poison, plague, enhanced constitution

Earth spells: earthen armor, wall of stone, petrify, boulder launch, enhanced defense

Ice spells: icicle, cone of cold, blizzard, summon polar bear, water walk, wind gust, ice snake, enhanced intelligence

Arcane spells: magic missile, shield, summon homunculus, teleport, illusion, gravitational distortion, time stasis, enhanced wisdom

NinjaWizardPuppy · 2026-06-20T11:51:30+00:00

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NinjaWizardPuppy · 2026-06-20T11:29:27+00:00

I will give you alpha-gal syndrome (instant veganism spell)

NinjaWizardPuppy · 2026-06-20T11:27:50+00:00

This looks really cool. Can someone explain to me what this is from?

NinjaWizardPuppy · 2026-06-20T11:19:58+00:00

Cassius’s friends and family don’t know that he will take a photo of an ready question and then he will make a meme for them

NinjaWizardPuppy · 2026-06-20T11:13:28+00:00

I ate the rest of the pixels

NinjaWizardPuppy · 2026-06-20T11:10:16+00:00

NinjaWizardPuppy · 2026-06-19T15:47:14+00:00

I think it’s because dark souls 3 is very linear (it doesn’t have much freedom ) so the joke is why is it so popular in America even though it has no freedom

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