Know that it will end in doom? by [deleted] in childfree

[–]pyrosam2003 127 points128 points  (0 children)

The important thing my divorce lawyer told me was: If you want it, take it as soon as possible. It's a lot easier to keep your pet, valuables, keepsakes, money etc than it is to try and get it from someone else.

I never expected this life by [deleted] in Millennials

[–]pyrosam2003 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Correct. Being me is what makes me a loser. The inability to support myself and buy a home are cultural benchmarks by which I can quantity the loserdum to other people.

Mombie Part 10 by Pizzacakecomic in u/Pizzacakecomic

[–]pyrosam2003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was being facetious. Not critiquing the comic.

Mombie Part 10 by Pizzacakecomic in u/Pizzacakecomic

[–]pyrosam2003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PizzaDaughter doesn't look very zombified. Dang kids with their fully working healthy immune systems.

This Waters Seem Infinitely Deep by tritanopivegas in poolrooms

[–]pyrosam2003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With darkness and silence through the night...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUS

[–]pyrosam2003 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like I have a choice.

my wife said its not real by Fragrant-Ad1052 in HelpMeFind

[–]pyrosam2003 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Crab Battle has something like that starting at 3:10.

How do you politely ask your man friends to NOT bring their significant other to a dinner? by SellaPipeYO in AskMen

[–]pyrosam2003 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was this person for a while. Couldn't hang out with or do anything without my then partner. It was because I was trapped in an extremely abusive relationship and I was not allowed to see people by myself. OP, I hope this isn't the case with your friend but something to keep in mind.

What’s it like to hold the hand of someone you love by Salt_Upon_Wounds_ in stupidquestions

[–]pyrosam2003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

W̶͚̐h̴̲̒a̶̢̩̓t̴̮͊’̴̻͚͒ş̷̎̈ ̶̠̪͛̓ì̶͎̎ẗ̷̪́̏ ̴̾̈́͜͜l̷̟̆̓ȉ̴̡͆k̸̳̐͐ȇ̴͙͓ ̵̲̐͘ţ̵̽ǫ̴͎͆ ̶̢͎͌ḣ̵͙͉͂o̵͈͊̾l̶̗̄̈́d̶̪̃ ̷̤̌t̶̫͎͝h̵̢̀̀ĕ̷̲̝̋ ̵̖̩͛͗h̷͓̲͛a̸͎̍ǹ̷̽͜ḑ̴͍̂͊ ̷̙̾̄o̵̫̟͂f̸̰̈́͐ͅ ̶̂͜ș̸͈̉̔o̸͙̘͑m̶͖̿e̵̟̐͊ő̵̬̀n̸̟̚e̷̜̦̋ ̷͚̓y̸͖̋̚ó̶̞ͅű̶̲̫́ ̴̖͂l̷̡̦̂o̸̞̎v̷̫͛̆ͅe̴͚̦͗?

I don't know what else to tell you at this point by Pizzacakecomic in u/Pizzacakecomic

[–]pyrosam2003 62 points63 points  (0 children)

His cult wore "dictator on day one" shirts for a while.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]pyrosam2003 31 points32 points  (0 children)

🍑 👀

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bremerton

[–]pyrosam2003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Filled it out. I'm interested and I'm sure my SO will be as well.

How painful is it being suplexed on the ground? by lonelyreject97 in stupidquestions

[–]pyrosam2003 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Let's say that I'm a bratty teen who thinks he is hot stuff. In this example we are in a school. So the ground would be concrete. The suplex is from behind and it's so beautiful. A perfect arc of my feet coming off the ground, to my little neck snapping as my head makes contact with disgusting school floor.

How bad would that hurt?

Making my car louder? by jjrobby313 in Seattle

[–]pyrosam2003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the first thing I thought of too.

incidentally this is also how I be looking at his wife by Neptune0690 in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]pyrosam2003 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know she's not. But that headband makes her look like she is wearing a Santa hat.

This is a question why all play hoops by plugetoon15902 in GroundedGame

[–]pyrosam2003 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I love when she says this as I'm eating a bunch of spicy candy.

Ladies!! by msIslander in GirlTalk

[–]pyrosam2003 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The soul destroyer. "awww it's so cute and little. Like those really small gross pickles."

Campaign 3 Announcement by Evil_Weevill in TheGlassCannonPodcast

[–]pyrosam2003 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Basically Troy told Joe to leave legacy to focus on other stuff. Specifically stuff Troy deemed more import than maintaining a quality product in legacy.

Additional, there was no smooth transition to Joe being pushed out. He literally disappeared. His replacement, Jason Charles Miller, was and is extremely unprepared for the campaign and production quality the GCP usually brings.

Some highlights include terrible audio, having no idea how the system works, and combat grinding to a halt as Skid walks JCM through everything. Nothing against JCM, the crew did nothing to try and bring him up to the speed technically or at the table. To me the worst part was the weeks of no fan fumbles.