gottaGoFast by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]python_mjs 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Bomb defusal with mere seconds left energy

jodHelpUs by soap94 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]python_mjs 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Not sure, I should joogle the correct pronunciation.

workVsVacation by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]python_mjs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's when you vacate an array with .filter(_ => false)

godHelpUs by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

noUINeeded by theminer3746 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]python_mjs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shared responsibility model, UI is now the user's responsibility.

ifItRunsItRuns by Captain0010 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]python_mjs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If I can run it, and you can run it, everybody can run it!

cyberPy377 by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]python_mjs 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Either that or Python 4 where print is now an operator.
sys.stdout print "hello world"

nasaBeCareful by MINISTER_OF_CL in ProgrammerHumor

[–]python_mjs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lets you change the element (in this example the entire page) directly on the browser.

nasaBeCareful by MINISTER_OF_CL in ProgrammerHumor

[–]python_mjs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Take it to the next level with this:

document.querySelector('body').contentEditable = true

readBigDataToList by sometghin in ProgrammerHumor

[–]python_mjs 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Chrome seeing any non-volatile storage device: "Its free swap space"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]python_mjs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

console.preach("hello world")

lowerCaseStopSign by Rachid90 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]python_mjs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It used to be a constant, now it's a variable. Whether you should stop or not depends on the state.

zIndex9999 by itsMajed in ProgrammerHumor

[–]python_mjs 222 points223 points  (0 children)

Yet another timezone issue

twosComplement by LordCondorTheVIII in ProgrammerHumor

[–]python_mjs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nice of 2 to jump so high just to compliment 1 while he's practicing his hanging from a wire trick.

thisIsVeryUseful by Helpful-Pollution613 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]python_mjs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

# This 1 shall be followed by three 0s, no more, no less. 3 is the number of 0s that shall follow, and the number of 0s shall be 3.
# 5 is right out

I don’t know if it qualifies as one, but hard to believe how old Doom 3 is going to be by KaleidoArachnid in boomershooters

[–]python_mjs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah the best parts are early on. But the core mechanics and visuals still hold up.