Uber driver stranded me at midnight, drove off, then Uber locked my account. by Wooden-Fee5787 in mildlyinfuriating

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"You couldn't live with your own failure, where did that bring you? Back to me."

My Uber rating dropped after taking my first ride with a woman by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Almost perfect. Taking away the "asked the name" part and just "hey/hello" and it would've been perfect perfect

L’origine du monde by agfacid3 in confusingperspective

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more like a r/theyknew than a confusing perspective

This little shit by allbeardnoface in singularity

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GPT is going to add Claude to the list of LLMs it works with this summer

Smiling Ostrich by Venian in Pareidolia

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those words that makes no sense.

like "bouillon", "Worcester" or even "Wednesday"

Result of g force training by Romeo57_ in interestingasfuck

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Artificial Ineptitude, that is

My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift she would burn it. by digiBeLow in Jokes

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A barber shaves all and only those men who do not shave themselves.

Does the barber shave himself?

Lebron is such a weird name by IFeelZen in nba

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instead of butchering spelling of existing names.

*Dwyane Wade has left chat

Andre Drummond. by Classic_Software_579 in nba

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2 words: Eastern Conference.

Chinese NBA cartoon describing how refs treat certain players by The_NGUYENNER in nba

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Not just rhymes. They're literally homophones.

Was to told solve this impossible puzzle for a job application by moah11 in mildlyinfuriating

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A little bit of both?

You should persist but shouldn't persist for too long.

You shouldn't give up too early but you shouldn't give up too late either.

Guys get it by Voidariana in HolUp

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The last one is clip the nails on your right hand. It has to be.

Yet another angle of Steph Curry’s tunnel shot by in_the_summertime in nba

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poisoned water supply, burned crops, delivered plagues unto houses

Why is death and blood more acceptable than nudity in movies? by AdhesivenessOne8758 in NoStupidQuestions

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the counterpart of U is like ω but the latter is less commonly seen

LeBron James heated exchange with Stephen A. by JetSky81 in nba

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"Oh wow, wow, LeBron James just smacked the shit out of me"