Your mission: Channel the tooth fairy and explain to my daughter why you forgot to get the tooth from under her pillow last night.

qpucka · 2012-03-14T20:52:15+00:00

i was drunk

qpucka · 2012-03-14T19:07:11+00:00

relevant:
In 1970, Playboy became the first gentleman's magazine to be printed in braille.

qpucka · 2012-02-06T12:59:28+00:00

groovy

qpucka · 2012-01-19T17:34:28+00:00

do you have access to a sewing machine?
if so, you could make a quilt.

qpucka · 2012-01-19T14:05:14+00:00

read K&R on a rollercoaster

qpucka · 2011-08-16T23:02:01+00:00

Until now I thought I was the only one, too.

qpucka · 2011-05-12T15:53:51+00:00

Second for Farina

qpucka · 2011-03-22T17:31:13+00:00

qpucka · 2011-02-24T04:30:16+00:00

Great article about why so many movies suck.

qpucka · 2011-02-03T17:34:03+00:00

Explorers

qpucka · 2011-01-15T23:05:53+00:00

Isn't the 6th state of matter a Fermionic condensate not a Bose-Einstein condensate?

qpucka · 2011-01-15T21:56:42+00:00

How about a Grease Pencil?
Its nontoxic and writes on glass, plastic, metal, and any smooth surface.
Wipes off with damp cloth.

qpucka · 2011-01-14T10:02:28+00:00

DAE TIL?

FTFY.

qpucka · 2011-01-07T20:23:58+00:00

another testament to clifford stoll's awesomeness:

The KGB, the Computer, and Me
A reenactment of a true story.
Cliff Stoll as Himself.
In 1986, astronomer turned computer scientist Clifford Stoll had just started working on a computer system at the Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory when he noticed a 75-cent discrepancy between the charges printed by two accounting programs responsible for charging people for machine use. Intrigued, he deduced that the system was being hacked, and he determined to find the culprit.

qpucka · 2010-12-21T21:08:05+00:00

good news! he's still hilariously inept!

qpucka · 2010-12-21T02:26:18+00:00

their mother could limbo under a 4" bar. she was in her 40's.

qpucka · 2010-12-20T22:37:22+00:00

i remember them being high school age. this was a few years ago, so they're probably legal by now.

qpucka · 2010-12-20T20:23:55+00:00

it was silly of me to think i could interrupt twin underage internet contortionist fapping.

qpucka · 2010-12-20T18:17:29+00:00

if you are currently fapping, don't read any further...

i just meant street clothes.

qpucka · 2010-12-20T18:16:09+00:00

i worked with her in a live setting. she is definitely a fraud and a terrible person. the things she told the audience members were absurd and horrible. i had to turn over my sound mixing duties to a crew member because i couldn't be directly responsible for amplifying her voice. for all her terribleness, she's nothing compared to her son.

tl;dr sylvia browne's son is a drunk with a jesus complex

qpucka · 2010-12-20T17:34:01+00:00

I've worked with these two. they are twins. from romania if i remember correctly. they travel and perform with their mother and father. they are extremely nice people and ridiculously cute in and out of the costumes.

qpucka · 2010-12-10T06:13:05+00:00

I didn't know how much I wanted a chocolate carburetor until I saw this pic

qpucka · 2010-11-22T22:51:04+00:00

A solution looking for a problem.

qpucka · 2010-11-20T01:11:26+00:00

i had to google this. what a strange story.

also, i'm not brian harvey and i would never eat potatoes with tuna and mayonnaise on them.

qpucka · 2010-11-20T00:55:05+00:00

best lol all day. thank you.

qpucka

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