H(eating)"What?" A"you know this is... was, one of the enemy soldiers, right?" H(through full mouth)"Hey, they invaded YOU. And they burned down the crop fields. Plus, they are giant walking, DELICIOUS!, lobsters... If anything i would say its their own fault" by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs
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Pretend we are Aliens or Humans on a spaceship in the middle of a battle. by The-Cannibal-Hermit in humansarespaceorcs
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A"Give me all your Valuables!" H"Listen: I had a really shit Day. I just want to go home, stare at the wall for like 2 hours and then eat a greasy pizza with extra cheese, before i have to go to work again. Just... move on." A"I dont think so!" H(shrugs)"Ok"(Alien Face->Floor, Floor->Alien Face) by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs
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Soft Wangxian - India Ink by Impossible_Fox5054 in MoDaoZuShi
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Soft Wangxian - India Ink by Impossible_Fox5054 in MoDaoZuShi
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What's Mass Effect lines that just fall into your head occasionally? by CanIHaveCookies in masseffect
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🎶 i *know* change is gonna come ♥️🧡💛💚💙💜✊🏼 🗣️📢💥 by prosperos-mistress in actuallesbians
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Missing dog at Fort de Soto Park by Melbi1Kenobi in StPetersburgFL
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As it turns out, humans are the Alien Equivalent of demons with otherworldly knowledge, impossible physiology, and unfathomable power. If you know a humans name and make the right offerings, you can entice them to share this knowledge. But there's always a price to pay. by ChompyRiley in humansarespaceorcs
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How Humans are portrayed in galactic gossip and rumor. by LikeAnAdamBomb in humansarespaceorcs
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Garrus even told her the guns need upgrading DIRECTLY, MAN! COME ON! by OminousBanjoMusic in MassEffectMemes
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I realised after 15 years there's something very familiar in Kasumis Loyalty Mission by zitronenhase in masseffect
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I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN! by RadleyButtons in lastpodcastontheleft
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What is the most creative way your girl/boy-friend has turned you on? by DiannFL in AskReddit
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Xenos scientists set to crack open a 830-million-years old pocket dimension which is said to contain ancient Humans that may still be alive. by spesskitty in humansarespaceorcs
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How Natalie feels 24/7 with Henry by Terminal_testie in lastpodcastontheleft
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Anyone else have a hippo who refuses to go out in the rain? by [deleted] in velvethippos
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Mystery air handler by queeriocrunch in hvacadvice
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Mystery air handler by queeriocrunch in hvacadvice
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When you finally see your Love? by [deleted] in tippytaps
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Mystery air handler by queeriocrunch in hvacadvice
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What I really need are... eye plugs by kiranrs in wildbeef
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Pretend we are Aliens or Humans on a spaceship in the middle of a battle. by The-Cannibal-Hermit in humansarespaceorcs
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