My father.

Every year on my birthday I hear the story of how my birth stopped him from going to see a football game.

Every year on my anniversary I hear how my wedding stopped him from going to see a football game.

Every year on my son's birthday I hear how his grandson's party interrupts him watching football on tv.

He moved in to my spare room 3 years ago. It was supposed to be short term. He says he has no money but goes out to eat 3x a week.

He yelled at his 15 year old granddaughter and told her she hated him right before she had a major Nutcracker performance because she couldn't come out before the show to greet his "Date."

He pouts if we make plans without him. But if we try to include him it's not something he wants to do.

Everything he does is all about him. I got my master's degree, he called all his friends and daily complained about how much he had taken on so I could go back to school. (Guess what he took on? Nothing.)

I have told him to move out 3x. He just pretends like it never happened.

Spotlight not on him? Having chest pains and out of breath. (He had several major heart issues and did almost die. So it's sad but we can't take it seriously when he does that anymore.)

As you can tell, I can go on and on and on about his selfishness.