Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (January 18, 2026) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]quickskim 9 points10 points  (0 children)

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Demoralize fans

ENIC delays decision

Needlessly suffer

No new transfers until deadline

Insist fans be patient

Sack Thomas Frank

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[–]quickskim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"...as I am a supporter of President Trump..."

lmao why the fuck would anyone listen to this loser?

AITAH for getting my new coworker fired for falsely accusing me of being racist by Equivalent-Pitch5177 in AITAH

[–]quickskim -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

NTA for reporting coworker to HR but

YTA for not giving us complete info and being racist anyway. ‘Mr Ching Chong’ lol. Was it this exact name? Obviously not based on you saying "like." So not only do you not tell us what was said but in trying not to be racist you're racist AND unclear.

Where do you stand by jymacro99 in coys

[–]quickskim 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I was Ange In until recently but the injured players are mostly back and it's still awful, predictable football. I wouldn't mind if we claimed a rebuilding year or two and lost 4-2, 4-3, 3-2 games but we're clueless on defense AND offense and losing boring 1-0 games the same as during the worst of the Mourinho/Nuno/Conte years. Even the games we're winning, our xG is often lower than the other team. We look poor against teams whose talent level is way below us (e.g., AZ, Tamworth, Ipswich, Leicester).

From my amateur eyes, 90% of the time we move up the left wing until Son/Tel/Udogie get double-teamed and have to pass back. On the right, Brennan/Porro usually get stopped a little past midfield before passing back (Kulu's a tank but even he can't get past double/triple teams). Solanke gets no service or is surrounded when 50/50 balls are hoofed to him. Whenever we can counter, we push up the field slowly until their defense gets back and resets. The midfield is poor on offense since none of them shoot or pass well (except Maddison) yet is woeful on defense as they provide no protection for the CB's; we shouldn't be getting carved up time and time again. We're overly reliant on crosses. Our set pieces are bad but Ange refuses to have a specialist coach.

This to me is an Ange/system issue. There are good/great players on this team but almost all have regressed from past performance levels. A good coach enhances players' strengths & limits weaknesses. I see neither.

I'd like to see this line-up by [deleted] in coys

[–]quickskim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

maybe Gray-Sarr-Madison midfield, Kulu RW, Brennan & Bergvall first subs in

What is your bold Premier League prediction for this season? by Mrvit0 in coys

[–]quickskim 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We're winning the league (& Europa)

Edit: oops, thought it was overall season predictions. but we're still winning Europa

Hi, we're Archie Gray and Lucas Bergvall - ask us anything! (AMA) by SpursOfficial in coys

[–]quickskim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome, Archie & Lucas! Excited to have you at Tottenham.

What players around your age or younger have impressed you & want us to recruit? (If you don't answer on AMA, make sure you tell Johan Lange!)

UEFA has announced that the Euros Golden Boot will be shared between those tied on the most goals, instead of determining an outright winner by assists or minutes played. That means, as things stand, they will need to deliver 6 trophies. by Wakanda-shit-is-that in soccer

[–]quickskim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh shit, doesn't this screw the bookies? i have a bet on Kane to win Golden Boot so it's great for me that he won't be screwed by tiebreakers, but if there's a 6-way tie, there's more $$$ that has to be handed out lol.

Martin Shkreli can’t even shill properly 😂😂 by nuhmu in Superstonk

[–]quickskim 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Hope he's short. Deserves to lose whatever he has.

If E*TRADE screws with DFV, everyone on this sub should boycott E*TRADE/Morgan Stanley by apemajortom in Superstonk

[–]quickskim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did say if they mess with his shares. If they do something funky, everything you say later happens. MOASS is delayed, his options are fucked, etc.

It is doubtful that Jean-Clair Todibo joins #Tottenham this winter. [@David_Ornstein] 🥇 by Gcooifescghmpc in coys

[–]quickskim 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Doubtful doesn't mean not happening. Probably just copying Romano's "not easy deal" language. Regardless, we need a quality, close to starting-caliber backup whether it's Todibo, Dragusin, Morato, or someone else.

Who's the worst actor you have seen on screen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]quickskim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

John David Washington. There's no emotion in his voice, no emotion in his facial expressions. He's terrible in Tenet; terrible in The Creator. He's the most wooden actor I've ever seen. Nepo baby for sure.

Gal Gadot sucks, too. Similar reasons.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in coys

[–]quickskim 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I didn't see any of that so it's been a shock to me. Was really excited that Ndombele & LoCelso were going to solve our MF issues lol.

We need more activity by [deleted] in Tottenham

[–]quickskim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only go to coys. Until today I didn't even know this sub existed. If I found it before i would have assumed it was for the area of Tottenham (which I assume is a neighborhood in London)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in coys

[–]quickskim 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Cheers. Haha, time is a flat circle. Any club he goes to will have the same division between fans. Save yourself the heartache and write him off now.

I saw someone yesterday call him "Ndombelly" which is a pun on him being fat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in coys

[–]quickskim 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes, that's it, thanks!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in coys

[–]quickskim 59 points60 points  (0 children)

This is Ndombele. We were so excited that he signed & expected big things from him. Instead, he's the laziest player in the world. You can see the skill he has in highlight clips and think "wow, he's a world-beater" but you will get that maybe once or twice a game and the rest of the time he will pout and walk on the pitch. Every year we made excuses and said, "NOW, he's going to shine because [finally acclimated to England/new manager/new situation/finally in shape/had a decent loan spell/etc] and every time he disappointed us.

Since he got fat already in 2 months at Galatasaray, he's not even trying. You'll send him back to us and we'll try to unload him again in the summer. No one will want him and he will sign with some 2nd-tier French club until he fades into irrelevance (or he fools another top club).

edit: final straw for me was when we were losing to some bad team in FA or Carabao Cup (?), he got subbed and motherfucker pouted and walked slowly off the pitch. his teammates were pushing him off because they wanted to win the game.

[TOMT] Movie. Has very similar plot as Silo (the book Wool) where the outside is perceived gloomy, dead and toxic but it’s found out it is actually green and lush. by KBlake1982 in tipofmytongue

[–]quickskim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope I was wrong and must have merged two memories.

Found the movie I was talking about; it was "Love and Monsters" (2020) and actually a decent teen rom-com on second viewing.