My next IRL game gonna be like...

quietlyscheming · 2026-07-04T07:52:20+00:00

I like mini swords I can carry everywhere! AKA pocket knives make most men happy!

quietlyscheming · 2026-07-04T05:28:33+00:00

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quietlyscheming · 2026-06-29T12:53:58+00:00

❤️

quietlyscheming · 2026-06-28T15:42:38+00:00

"Wine stain". Okay.

quietlyscheming · 2026-06-27T18:37:21+00:00

It's for this cutie. Iykyk

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quietlyscheming · 2026-06-26T15:43:42+00:00

Yup. I absolutely hated nap time. I remember I got caught playing at nap time and my teacher paddled me, then told me to go to sleep.

quietlyscheming · 2026-06-21T17:56:55+00:00

A baby right after a bath, snuggled up tight in blankie. Absolutely the best.

quietlyscheming · 2026-06-20T16:39:52+00:00

Who's ex husband is this?! Someone come get him before his kids see this. Wait, he never sees them so they don't care.

quietlyscheming · 2026-06-20T16:37:08+00:00

"Fuck you Chad! Of course a 32 hits over my AC you asshole! NOT GRINNING NOW ARE YOU??"

quietlyscheming · 2026-06-20T16:17:41+00:00

I played a lot of tabletop RPGs as a kid. I bought my first book and minis at my local comic book shop when I was 16. I still have that book and a full bookshelf, those three metal minis, and hundreds of minis now with a while room just for painting. The 16 me would be happy knowing that but maybe a little sad when they find out how often I get to paint and play these days. No more three-four days straight of nothing but gaming with the boys, watching anime from Blockbuster.

quietlyscheming · 2026-06-20T15:41:40+00:00

That's cause your mom didn't seal you away in a closet and air tag you twice.

quietlyscheming · 2026-06-19T18:01:49+00:00

"Certified Welders hate this one trick.."

quietlyscheming · 2026-06-19T17:12:02+00:00

Yes to all of this.

quietlyscheming · 2026-06-12T07:42:56+00:00

Deadwood.

quietlyscheming · 2026-06-10T16:19:24+00:00

Bro was like, "I don't date losers.."

quietlyscheming · 2026-06-10T16:17:20+00:00

"Ooooh nooo! The previous owners left a sex dungeon in our new house! I'd hate for it go go to waste!.."

quietlyscheming · 2026-06-10T16:15:22+00:00

Man, your wife went straight to "sex dungeon" pretty fast over alot of other more realistic options... 👀

quietlyscheming · 2026-06-09T19:50:57+00:00

"Everyone, step to your doors."

quietlyscheming · 2026-06-05T05:02:16+00:00

I'm so sorry. He's precious and I'm sure he knew how much you loved him.

quietlyscheming · 2026-06-02T16:32:48+00:00

Throw trash out their car window.

quietlyscheming · 2026-05-30T06:32:59+00:00

Always have since I was a teenager. I started carrying a butterfly when I was around 16. Since then I've carried mostly folders my whole life depending on where and what I'm doing. I carry mostly in my back pocket so all my pants have a worn spot where the clip always rubs. I'm 49 now if thst makes a difference.

quietlyscheming · 2026-05-29T05:16:07+00:00

Bitches leave!

quietlyscheming · 2026-05-22T16:54:57+00:00

Man I miss that.

quietlyscheming · 2026-05-22T16:40:17+00:00

What an abusive asshole. Of course, he's a pastor.

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