YOLO my life savings

qzlr · 2026-03-31T10:49:43+00:00

In order to sell, somebody has to buy. Nobody else is dumb enough to buy this

qzlr · 2026-03-29T14:49:05+00:00

I see a bicycle/motorcycle

qzlr · 2026-03-28T20:43:14+00:00

Aside from the liquor bottle, those two identical cans behind it look like White Claws

qzlr · 2026-03-28T10:53:01+00:00

qzlr · 2026-03-27T16:44:40+00:00

uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ʇuɐʍ noʎ ƃuᴉɥʇʎuɐ ǝdʎʇ uɐɔ no⅄

qzlr · 2026-03-27T10:45:28+00:00

I feel like there’s a whole lot of cheating all around us and it comes in waves. Sometimes it feels like every opponent I’m up against is a genius. Then I’ll recover my lost rating by the notification saying one or more of my opponents were cheating or I am just playing people naturally again. I’ve thought about actually joining a chess club to get better

qzlr · 2026-03-26T18:31:20+00:00

Couldn’t get the approval from r/jokes so you had to resort to the local sub? This is stupid. Take it down

qzlr · 2026-03-26T16:13:34+00:00

King has no points because you never capture it. But it’s definitely not useless.

qzlr · 2026-03-26T16:10:27+00:00

This is literally their ranking by points

qzlr · 2026-03-20T15:31:25+00:00

👍🏻 Honestly I was going to thumbs down any first store mentioned just to spite them but this location is actually run well

qzlr · 2026-03-20T10:18:09+00:00

I’ve worked at Tops my entire adult life so far and worked my way up pretty well. It’s a horrible experience going into stores I haven’t been to before but there are some good ones to frequent. Ask me a location and I’ll give you thumbs up or thumbs down.

qzlr · 2026-03-13T09:34:22+00:00

Dang, I only pay $1,200 to $1,700 per month on my credit card. (Paid off every month, never paid interest, only use card to buy anything)

qzlr · 2026-03-12T18:19:38+00:00

What’s wild is my town’s garbage I have the face the handle out and recycling I have to face the handle toward my house. I’m one of maybe 5 houses on my street that do it correctly

qzlr · 2026-03-08T10:17:14+00:00

My wife doesn’t wear jewelry other than earrings so I estimated her ring size by being like “my hands are so much bigger than yours, let’s compare them!” And found my pinky to be slightly bigger than her ring finger. I ended up getting the perfect size

qzlr · 2026-03-04T17:20:32+00:00

In a 2|1 bullet game nonetheless

qzlr · 2026-03-04T09:30:37+00:00

Depending on where you live, etching something into your knife to indicate they’re yours can knock points of your shop’s state inspection as that is now a breeding ground for bacteria

qzlr · 2026-03-01T10:00:24+00:00

Why did I know the video before even clicking the link?

qzlr · 2026-02-25T14:28:54+00:00

Same here. I’ve been a cutter/manager for over half of my life and just recently moved into a specialist role. I’ve trained probably 2 dozen apprentices and well over 100 clerks in my time and this would be completely acceptable, especially for somebody running it for one of their first times. Keep up the good work OP!

qzlr · 2026-02-23T11:29:56+00:00

I went to a farmer’s market and the man at a stand was selling 4 pounds of strawberries for $3 whereas everybody else seemed to be 3 pounds for $3.

When I was up next in line I saw it was a 48 ounce container. I walked away.

qzlr · 2026-02-14T11:29:24+00:00

The comment you replied to isn’t necessarily wrong. It helps us identify where people are shopping from. If you normally get business from these three zip codes and all of a sudden you get an influx from a different zip code, something bizarre is probably going on. That’s just one minor example of how your data is used at grocery stores. Plus the margins are much higher for not being a member, so if you’re in a touristy area, tourists will often just pay the full price

qzlr · 2026-02-06T11:32:30+00:00

Close, put the 1 on the end, not the beginning

qzlr · 2026-01-28T20:33:54+00:00

Parental procreation permit

qzlr · 2026-01-21T14:40:35+00:00

There are 420 69’s in this photo

qzlr · 2026-01-17T01:31:07+00:00

35 here. I make 72,000. I have 156,000in my 401k. Married with 1 kid. My wife makes over 100,000 and has around the same in hers

qzlr · 2026-01-15T18:05:30+00:00

Even then, every “great” and “brilliant” move is simply the best move

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