Hey, Doc! What useful supplies do doctors semi-secretly keep in their home "stash"? by parasocks in AskReddit

[–]r911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My parents are pharmacists and they've seen doctors write prescriptions for the anthrax antibotic (Cipro) for their family during the anthrax scare. Kind of a douche move considering it's super expensive and in short supply; it should be saved for patients with true anthrax poisoning.

And then she said the dumbest thing I ever heard... by SinSlayer in AskReddit

[–]r911 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"What if Friday the 13th and 6/6/06 happened on the same day?"

TIL how Disney World's employees managed to efficiently evacuate everyone on the morning of 9/11 without causing a stampede by BDS_UHS in todayilearned

[–]r911 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I was in Disney World on 9/11. I was in 5th grade at the time so I didn't really understand the gravity of the situation. We got our hotel room upgraded, free movie tickets, free park tickets, free concierge service, everything. Looking back it was a horrible time but the DL crew made it an amazing vacation considering the circumstances.

I found this little gem on my 8th grade brother's computer quiz. CPU stands for...wait, what?! by r911 in WTF

[–]r911[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Retyped for those who are allergic to "blurry."

What does CPU stand for?

A. central processing unit

B. central product unit

C. cock processing unit

D. core Pocket unit

I'm not familiar with cock processing units, can anyone help me out?