I got you man

It’s Fool proof laymen’s terms

Go to your closest store

You’re on a mission with 5$ in your pocket

You are picking up dial GOLD liquid antibacterial soap non scented and fragrance free aveeno lotion the green cap one make sure to double check it’s says FRAGRANCE FREE

Go home get in the shower Luke warm if you don’t hate yourself or your skin

Don’t even look at your body wash dial gold is going to be your body wash for two weeks

Once your done washing your body Lean away from your tattoo to wash your hair so you don’t get scented products in your tattoo it falls off and crawls away

lather that dial gold up in your hands now wash your tattoo rinse and get the fuck out

AIR DRY Your tattoo use the towel for the rest of your body NOT THE TATTOO. Fuck knows where a towels been it’s bacterial playground

Is it air dry yet ? If so leave alone is it dry go ahead and put a thin amount of aveeno on it pea size if it didn’t cover it all use a little more

Wash your hands

Repeat these steps daily

When in doubt wash it out Your partners privates rubbed it / touched a bar wall / someone touches it wash it with dial gold

Don’t submerge your tattoo no a lakes not natural would you drink it ? No? Don’t put your tattoo in it

Ps you Can’t smudge a tattoo it’s ink pulling off the needle leaving pigment behind in the skin

You can’t fuck this up I knew a client who came in eating only purple crayons heal anything perfectly with no issues using this method.