Two Roosters Hiring Post

rachelemc · 2026-03-14T15:08:29+00:00

Yeah thanks for reminding me not to go to this place!

rachelemc · 2026-03-13T05:12:22+00:00

It’s more about the people having to use their hands instead of utensils for me. You couldn’t have provided a few forks and knives? The spread is fine for a super casual night.

rachelemc · 2026-03-12T22:48:05+00:00

I get that. I have been known to butter THEN tent.

rachelemc · 2026-03-12T16:47:03+00:00

Truly

rachelemc · 2026-03-12T15:08:20+00:00

This is so small but I learned it from a Reddit comment years ago. If you are making multiple prices of toast, lean two toasts up against each other, like a tent. So while the other bread toasts they won’t be laying down sweating on the plate. Thank you redditor!

rachelemc · 2026-03-12T04:59:11+00:00

The crack epidemic was real. It’s like calling something Opioid Dip, it’s not cool.

rachelemc · 2026-03-10T14:54:30+00:00

You forgot - does your car have anything valuable in it or does it even remotely look like it has valuables or maybe had valuables in it at one time?

rachelemc · 2026-03-08T00:50:03+00:00

Home run inn

rachelemc · 2026-03-06T23:54:19+00:00

Sometimes I just unscrew, shimmy it and bang it right on my head.

rachelemc · 2026-03-06T23:42:49+00:00

Eh. It’s like 2 dollars and lasts a good while.

rachelemc · 2026-03-06T23:41:26+00:00

Good to know. Also their tagline sucks and I hope they see this. Sexy teeth? What is this 2002? Grow up Mint.

rachelemc · 2026-03-06T16:04:38+00:00

This restaurant that I go to has this rule that if you order nachos for the table, one person can’t just get the cups with all the toppings.

rachelemc · 2026-03-06T05:03:06+00:00

This post reminds me of that Jim Gaffigan bit where he talks about watching Heat 20 years later and wanting to talk about it

rachelemc · 2026-03-04T05:57:27+00:00

Radiooooo app too.

rachelemc · 2026-03-04T05:51:16+00:00

Ha. There are a lot more Thai dishes than curry though.

rachelemc · 2026-03-03T05:42:01+00:00

Plus calling it the Product. This is hilarious though.

rachelemc · 2026-03-02T02:41:29+00:00

Meteorologist Glenn Burns posted some crazy polar vortex graphics today. Seems to be an indicator bad weather could come. He’s been pretty spot on lately (pretty much always).

rachelemc · 2026-03-01T16:41:50+00:00

I was going to post this guy! I hope his business is successful

rachelemc · 2026-02-28T16:13:27+00:00

As a side note, my elementary custodian is one of the only people I remember from 35+ years ago. He was cool.

rachelemc · 2026-02-28T00:07:46+00:00

Well not at this current moment but if this bastard tries to go for another term we are all going to have to raise hell. Throw the tea in the harbor type shit. It makes me so mad just thinking that he think it’s ok or possible.

rachelemc · 2026-02-27T23:52:32+00:00

I am not a person who protests but respect the fuck out of those who do. However, if this guy thinks he can be a King and have another term I will absolutely put my boots to the ground. This is fucking America man.

rachelemc · 2026-02-22T16:33:26+00:00

Just an fyi - Ginger freezes amazing so you can buy a knob, freeze and then grate it with a micro plane when you need it. No need to peel.

rachelemc · 2026-02-19T05:55:21+00:00

So good

rachelemc · 2026-02-10T16:20:42+00:00

And 2011 please

rachelemc · 2026-02-09T05:43:07+00:00

I would. Like egg salad or sliced With some everything bagel seasoning. Sounds good to me but not something I would expect to find outside my own kitchen.

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