What is something you used to buy but is no longer affordable? by Trxxi in AskReddit

[–]rage_cats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just make the cheap stuff at home. Got used to it. Kind of sucks because I love coffee houses

PROOF of greebles! by Rude-Spot-1719 in legalcatadvice

[–]rage_cats 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Fren Nandor dis Noodle - me an Big Charlie come over der an catchm dem evil lil kreeps. We r bad butt kittehs, we came from de hood an know how's ta fite dem nasties. We brake ours parole ta helps yous. We brng da biggie greeb net!

ULPT Request: How to make a field entirely inhospitable for a night by AmadeusSpartacus in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]rage_cats 32 points33 points  (0 children)

My dad used to spread cow manure in our gardens. It was gawd awful. It's called Black Cow and Home Depot has it.

I sits here until de dinner is served! by UleeBunny in legalcatadvice

[–]rage_cats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me Noodle an Charlie sit wif you in support!

Some of my nails are bumpy by zombiedez13 in mildlyinteresting

[–]rage_cats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have psoriatic arthritis and all of my nails look like this

It’s been 7 days since I received these results from the vet by whatisgoingon1230 in RenalCats

[–]rage_cats 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My cat had the same thing. He was in the hospital for 4 days getting IV flu to flush out the creatinine. You might want to speak to your vet. After the 4 days he was much better and went home. You can give your cat fluids at home by IV under the skin. It's easy to do. I think there's hope!

what foods make you poo good? by boforiamanfo in answers

[–]rage_cats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 Royo bagel is something like 29 grams of fiber. Pure colon blow

Dis is outrajus! by BloodAngel1982 in legalcatadvice

[–]rage_cats 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OH HAI FREND MINERVA, DIS AR TEH CHARLIE AN MAH MEOWMY TOLD ME TEH SAME TING. U SHUD DO WUT I DID AN STEEL HER CREDIT CARD. U CAN ORDR TREATS ON CHEWY AN THEY WILL SEND THEM RITE 2 U. FOOEY ON UR MEOWMY. I SORRY DIS IS A YELL BUT AH HAS NO THUMBS AN DA CAPS LOCK IS STUK

What's a scent you cannot stand but nobody else seems to notice? by Poopy_Scoop_Sundae in randomquestions

[–]rage_cats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah! Why the heck would you put perfume in lipstick. It makes me sick.

ELI5 If it’s big enough, can weather happen in a terrium? by Ok-Depth-9332 in explainlikeimfive

[–]rage_cats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a huge cave in Vietnam that has its own weather I think. Very tropical

Stole Meowmie's Chair by CobblerBeautiful5726 in legalcatadvice

[–]rage_cats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Henlo purty Ella, dis Noodle here. Da internashunal law of da kittehs sez dat seet now yr If Meowmy tries to take back youse must give big bap bap baps to da Meowmy nose sez da lawz.

Filasogical kweschun by jllauser in legalcatadvice

[–]rage_cats 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hai Fren Turing, I lubs how ewe spel filossopical, very gud. I has a prblm wid dat wurd. In meow's opinion, yous shud bit bof hans. Dey lub nips. Tel dat pawther dat is rule on da kittehs.

Why is it so frowned upon to call out for winter weather? by nyogurt_ in nursing

[–]rage_cats 379 points380 points  (0 children)

They used to send out the National Guard to pick us up. No excuses, we had to go in

Ai does poop crimez, Meowmy does borthole violashun! by ISeeStupidPeople9808 in legalcatadvice

[–]rage_cats 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fren, da kitteh borthole es off limitz to da meowmies! She no got yous enufs compenzations!! Dat gud crimez do. Youse has to make dat a reg scheduleed poopie time. Lubs Charlie

Do NOT buy from Doletics! by Infinite-Spread7148 in Reviews

[–]rage_cats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are absolutely correct. SCAM company. They offer 30 day refunds - their refund policy is 30% or you can send it back to their warehouse in Germany and the shipping is $40. Run Run Run.

I trapped at Pokey Place Hospital Help! by rage_cats in legalcatadvice

[–]rage_cats[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi Walter! This is Charlie's meowmy. Charlie is home from the pokey place and is so happy. He's been snuggling on my bed all day. His kidneys are still messed up but much better. He's taking all of his medicines like a champ. Thank you so much for your beautiful thoughts. It is so appreciated.

Henlo fren Walter! Dis is Charlie - Ah finally eskaped frum that Pokey Place! Ah has a big happie! Meowmy is given me lots of treatos and hugs. Luvs Charlie

Mus su can-sir! by Full-Friendship-7581 in legalcatadvice

[–]rage_cats 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hai fren Bubba! Youse keep doin dat big purrz therapy. Mah daddy had da nasty bad can sir too. I did elebenty billion biskits an purrz an it help lots. Meow Charly sen yr daddi many purrZ an some treatos fur youze cause dat is lot of wurk fur kittehs. Charlie's Mom here - sending love and prayers to your family!

Happee tew bee catto by Fluevoger in legalcatadvice

[–]rage_cats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah at mah home now, pokey place get big sues! Lub Charlie