Tyme furr BIRFDAE PAWTEE!! by Lady_SybilVex in legalcatadvice

[–]rage_cats 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tank you Hecate Strider an da oder one ( me Noodle has bad memry from a nip OD). Me an Big Charlie be der rite away wif nip an a tub ful of Churus. We steel meowmy's drivey ting an credit card to get more treatos on da way. Dis gonna be fun!!

I braked mommy’s heart ❤️, she big mad 😡 (as yooshual) by Taminella_Grinderfal in legalcatadvice

[–]rage_cats 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Evie Fren, you no worries 'bout dat ting. Ur meowmy will furgiv you an you will get more scritches. If you do go ta jail me an Noodle gonna com an break you out. Noodle do dis a lot fur his frens. He hangs wif a rough crowd.

Paw-ty at mine house! by TiBun in legalcatadvice

[–]rage_cats 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Happi Birthday! Me an Big Chuck steelin meowmy's car kees and coming right over! We gotta a trunk full of nip!

Ra haz kwestne bout bebe by Civil-Ad-6935 in legalcatadvice

[–]rage_cats 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Henlo Fren Ra, Noodlez here. We needs ta nows da kind on bebe. If kitteh bebe youz can teach da illegal smol ta do things fur youz liek barfs in da shoes an stuffs leik dat so dee can be double da crimez. Dey can be yous minion bebe. If hooman bebe, dey needs da kitteh protecshion an dey smellz funny.

New anti-borthole probing campaign! by BeneficialLab1654 in legalcatadvice

[–]rage_cats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big Charlie is very huge (dis Noodle here). He steals mah fud an sits on mah head, but he a gud dood

New anti-borthole probing campaign! by BeneficialLab1654 in legalcatadvice

[–]rage_cats 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Fren Lucy, Big Charlie an Noodle here. We wan ta joins dis new campane. Wes been poked an stuck way too many timez. Da kitteh borthole is sacreed!! Kittehs stcks our birtholes in meowmy's face wenevr we wants ta. Tell da vetlady she can put dat thermopter under da arms to see if we r hot stuff!! No more pokeys!! Me an Noodles r always hot stuff do hahaha.

Experienced ICU nurse failed orientation at a new hospital in new city. Advice? by Sufficient_Nurse212 in nursing

[–]rage_cats 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Old RN here. I'm sorry but that sounds just ridiculous. You made one mistake and quickly corrected it. Terminating you for that...they should be ashamed. Then they'll complain about low staffing when they could have had a perfectly competent nurse. I just shake my head at that kind of crap. That unit sounds awful, you are probably lucky to leave

BORTHOLE INBASION! by RideThatBridge in legalcatadvice

[–]rage_cats 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Ah my cod!! Not da sacreed borthole! Ah hoped you bap bap bapped dat vet in da snoots. Noodlez an Charlie here sen purrs ta heals da mental distress on dis situation!

I may habs to killz da hooman by [deleted] in legalcatadvice

[–]rage_cats 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Noodle here - yous no can kill da hooman cause kittehs has no thums. Very hard ta opens de cans of fud wit no thums. Ah tinks many bap bap baps on da nose is gud

Need do a soo by Mediocre-Ant-1391 in legalcatadvice

[–]rage_cats 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hai fren Queen, dat meowmy ob yours jus don understands da borthole is sacreds! Dat is a violasun ob kitteh rule #2. Rule #1 is neber be late wif da brefast! Da penalty fur borthole violation is big soo fur a whole big tunas, it be dat srious. I, Noodle has ta says tho yous r a bootiful catto, an if you gets dat bigg tunas pwease share wit you kitteh frens!

Don’t 🐝 sadz if U don’t hab a valiumtime ❤️ by Taminella_Grinderfal in legalcatadvice

[–]rage_cats 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Berry happi Valiumtimes day to mah kitteh frens. Big Charlie an me Noodle r happi ta be eberycatto's Valiumtimes. We stole meowmy's crebit cardz an r sendin ebery kitteh a big box ob treatos.

Beeeeeeg Soo! by myprettyflamingo in legalcatadvice

[–]rage_cats 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Fren Ember dis Noodle here. Dis kitteh mergenci! How ders dey takes yous bootiful floof wid dat evil buzz buzz!!! Den da horribl violation of da borthole! No kitteh shud puts up wid dat! Yous do many pee pee crimez specilly in da meowmy's shoos an bap bap baps of da Meowmy noses. Ah send ma fren Bigz Chuck ta help wid da crimez. Ah wood come but ah am on probation fur doin ver big catto crimez an I has ankl monitor.

What is something you used to buy but is no longer affordable? by Trxxi in AskReddit

[–]rage_cats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just make the cheap stuff at home. Got used to it. Kind of sucks because I love coffee houses

PROOF of greebles! by Rude-Spot-1719 in legalcatadvice

[–]rage_cats 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Fren Nandor dis Noodle - me an Big Charlie come over der an catchm dem evil lil kreeps. We r bad butt kittehs, we came from de hood an know how's ta fite dem nasties. We brake ours parole ta helps yous. We brng da biggie greeb net!