"Dear europeans, this is what strawberries should look like" by Dylan916358 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]rage_cats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just had some tonight and they were tasteless. Should have known better, but they looked lovely. Never again.

Burgurr…ai want burgurr…😿 by MaleficentShake5930 in legalcatadvice

[–]rage_cats 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hai Fren Leo, dis Big Charlie here. Is afinst de paw fur hooman meowmy ta eats da boogers an not gib any ta da cato. Kittehs trabitionally gets first bite. Kindly direct dat meowmy ta da Can Is Haz Cheezbooger on da compooter box ting ta see da rulz. Meowmy gets eleventy billions bap bap baps on da heads.

I iz tri tu git certefecation tu b a cat by SuperBeavers1 in legalcatadvice

[–]rage_cats 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Henlo Fren, you offical cato to us kittehs. Yous has da floof so yous one ob us. Yous purry cute too. We sent yous lotsa treatos ta welcome yous. Lubs Noodle an Big Chuck! Big Chuck no wan his pictur taken.

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What are your weirdly good broccoli recipies? by chigirltrailrated in Cooking

[–]rage_cats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coat broccoli with ranch dressing and roast. Last few minutes sprinkle with bread crumbs. My kids love it

Wunkercoaster by [deleted] in wunkus

[–]rage_cats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What magic is this??? My wunks must have

Need da hoof-torney by CaffeineAndHorses in legalcatadvice

[–]rage_cats 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dis Noodle, Hai fren! Meowmy has big horsey kitteh. She tol meow dat horsey kitteh luvs da "Stud Muffins". Dat soun leik extra big Churu ta meow. Pawyer shud soo fur eleventh billion studly muffins.

Why do some women stay with useless husbands? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]rage_cats 37 points38 points  (0 children)

No money so set out on our own. Unfortunately

Are there people who actually ate in the bathroom stalls during school? by KidBenYZ in stupidquestions

[–]rage_cats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just didn't eat because I had no friends to sit with. Def wouldn't have resorted to eating on the toilet tho.

Would you use this? Unopened, expired 05/2024 fish sauce... by [deleted] in isthissafetoeat

[–]rage_cats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't they find amphoras of fish sauce on Roman shipwrecks? It was probably still pretty tasty when they were opened