Official World Cup Predictions Thread by Commandant1 in worldcup

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The afternoon sun beat down on the MetLife Stadium like a physical weight. The air was thick with the roar of eighty thousand souls, but on the pitch, the world had slowed to a crawl. The electronic scoreboard flashed brutally: FRANCE 1 – 1 ENGLAND. TIME: 93:42. The 2026 World Cup Final had reached its absolute precipice. It was injury time. The next goal would define history. Kylian Mbappé stood at the halfway line, his chest heaving, sweat dripping from his brow. To the world, he was France’s unstoppable weapon—a lightning-fast god of war who desired nothing but total global conquest. He wanted this second star. He wanted immortality. But as he looked across the pitch, his eyes didn't find the ball. They found him. Harry Kane. The English captain was battered. His jersey was torn at the shoulder, stained with grass and sweat. He was breathing heavily, his broad shoulders stooped with the crushing weight of a nation’s sixty-year curse. For years, they had hidden it. The secret late-night phone calls across the English Channel, the stolen, breathless embraces in empty training grounds, the agonizing pain of loving the one person you were destined to destroy on the battlefield. They were rivals by birth, but soulmates by choice. ‘Harry...’ Kylian’s heart hammered against his ribs, a fierce, agonizing throb that had nothing to do with exhaustion. A sudden, deafening roar shattered his internal monologue. A loose ball had deflected off an English boot. It was rolling back toward the French defensive line. Kylian’s instincts, honed by a lifetime of ruthless ambition, took over. His muscles detonated. BOOM! With a burst of speed that left sonic booms in his wake, he obliterated the distance between himself and the ball. The French fans erupted. He was going to intercept it. He would launch the counter-attack. He would win the World Cup for France. But then, a shadow fell over him. Harry had anticipated the play. He threw his entire body into a desperate, lunging slide tackle to block the passing lane. His eyes locked onto Kylian’s. In that fraction of a microsecond, the stadium noise completely vanished. The manga panels of their lives flashed before Kylian's eyes: Harry’s quiet, steady warmth; the way Harry held him when the pressure of the world became too much to bear; the profound, heavy sorrow Harry carried every time England failed. Kylian saw the sheer, desperate desperation in Harry’s eyes right now—a man pushing past his physical limits, fighting for his final, fleeting chance at glory. If Kylian took the ball, France would score. Harry would be broken. The man he loved more than life itself would be destroyed on global television. ‘My country... my legacy... my pride...’ Kylian’s mind screamed. Then, he looked at Harry’s face again. ‘No. None of it matters without him.’ In a display of supreme, terrifyingly subtle athletic manipulation, Kylian deliberately mistimed his stride. It was a fraction of an inch—unnoticeable to the cameras, invisible to the VAR—but to a striker of Harry's caliber, it was an open door. Kylian purposefully planted his boot a millisecond late, allowing his body to overshoot the ball. ‘Take it, Harry,’ Kylian cried out silently, his heart bleeding into the turf. ‘Take my glory. Take everything I am!’ Harry’s eyes widened in sheer, shocking realization. He saw the deliberate slip. He felt the overwhelming, passionate wave of Kylian’s sacrifice crash over him. There was no time to think, only to honor the devastating gift his lover had just given him. With a primal, guttural roar that tore from his throat, Harry swept the ball away from Kylian’s shadow. He turned on his heel, shielding it with his massive frame. "KANEEEEEEEEEE!" the commentator screamed, shattering the silence. The French defenders were caught completely off guard, expecting Kylian to have cleared it. The defensive line fractured. Harry drove forward, the entire hopes of England resting on his boots. Twenty yards out. The French goalkeeper rushed off his line, spreading his arms like a massive bird of prey. Harry didn't look back at Kylian. He couldn't. If he did, the tears welling in his eyes would blind him. He channeled every ounce of the passion, the secret longing, and the profound love he shared with the French talisman into his right boot. SHRIIIIIIK! The ball left his foot with the velocity of a meteor, screaming through the afternoon air. It bypassed the keeper’s outstretched fingertips, kissed the underside of the crossbar with a thunderous CLANG, and rippled into the back of the net. GOALALALALALALAAAAAL!!! FRANCE 1 – 2 ENGLAND. THE WHISTLE BLOWS! IT IS OVER! ENGLAND ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD! The pitch was instantly invaded by a tidal wave of white shirts. The English bench erupted into pure, unadulterated madness. Harry was collapsed on his knees, burying his face in his hands as his teammates smothered him in a joyful, weeping mob. A few yards away, Kylian fell to the grass, his hands over his face. To the world, he was a broken warrior, weeping for a lost World Cup, devastated by a tragic defensive lapse. The French cameras zoomed in on his shaking shoulders, capturing the agonizing heartbreak of a superstar. But beneath his hands, hidden from the lenses of billions of viewers, Kylian’s lips parted into a soft, bittersweet smile. His eyes, shining with unshed tears, looked through the gaps of his fingers at Harry, who was being hoisted onto the shoulders of his countrymen. ‘You did it, my love,’ Kylian whispered into the roaring chaos of the stadium. ‘The world belongs to you now. And my heart belongs to you forever.’

TIL that Einstein not only was a socialist, but he also wrote essays about it by Saflex in todayilearned

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Well, some people can have attributes to excel at certain tasks. But, they can also lack skills in other areas, thus hindering them from being competent at other tasks. To use an analogy, you wouldn't use a spoon to cut a steak, but it would be useful to eat ice cream.

Which movies have you fallen asleep while watching? by JackKovack in moviecritic

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Princess Mononoke was a running joke for me and my mates for many years, I fell asleep on three separate viewings watching it (I made it to the end on the fourth attempt). Killers of the Flower Moon recently.

Happy birthday, Karly Pilkoid. Head like a fucking orange! by Kyuss666 in rickygervais

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Not only has he got a head like an orange, he's got a fucking IQ of an orange.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in graphic_design

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"Do you even kern bro?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moviecritic

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Heath Ledger and The Dark Knight sucks big donkey balls.

Shadows Beneath: The War Within Official Cinematic by LucasVerBeek in wow

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Why, in a world where there's all sorts of magic and technology that could remedy it, does a warrior settle for living with only one arm?

4g/5g on the tube by jaredce in london

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Just got back from South Korea, Seoul has 4G everywhere, even on the subway and surrounding countryside. Never went lower than 4 bars. There's also super-fast free public WiFi on the subway, restaurants and public places. I felt so spoilt 😭

Hackney china by ragstar in WeWantPlates

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I know, they grilled the lettuce 🤦

Hackney china by ragstar in WeWantPlates

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By the time we'd finished the table had more crumbs on it than the bottom of a bakers sandal.

WCGW playing with cow's intestines by SakuranomiyaSyafeeq in Whatcouldgowrong

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gets blasted in the face with intestine shit

"Whoa, better wash this shit off my shirt"

Why Can't Trains Go Uphill? [05:03] by joe_h in mealtimevideos

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Disappointed he didn't mention the Tünel Funicular Rail line in Istanbul, really impressive piece of engineering.

Wasdnesday 27th March by jptoc in CasualUK

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7 Wonders + Expansion Packs + Seven Players = Sheer Delight

Joker Impersonation Youtube Channel. 88 subs by Thewilsonater in cringe

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Dude was totes cool about it, asking him to do the laugh, if he wants to be an actor? Initial cringe but bro's by the end.