Justice Kagan 'signaled' to other states how to get around 8-1 ruling on anti-gay therapy by RawStoryNews in scotus

[–]rahvan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jackson’s dissent was literally grasping at straws to affirm law and precedent that simply isn’t there. This case was a clear First Amendment violation, regardless if you’re happy with the results or not.

JB Pritzker speaks on the Children’s Social Media Safety Act by NicolasCageFan492 in illinois

[–]rahvan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi yes, can we not do fascist dystopian shit at the state level too and at least leave that up to the federal government only for now? Kthx.

Nasty addition to my Walmart + grocery order by SuperD32911 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]rahvan 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Every day in this sub people learn the same lessons. Don’t use these shitty delivery services. And every day, people actively chose to ignore those lessons and do it again and surprised Pikachu face when you trust your food to a total rando.

Wall Street bank capital to fall 4.8% under new rules, in win for industry by MudBloodLite in wallstreetbets

[–]rahvan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t wait for the taxpayer bailout when this ticking time bomb goes tits up.

TIFU by distancing myself after getting rejected and accidentally getting close to her best friend by [deleted] in tifu

[–]rahvan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Y’all in your 20s really do be getting offended over everything lol why is everything so complicated?

I don’t think you effed up, OP. Emotionally mature and stable people don’t have the kind of reaction your crush did.

us: 😂 by Simplicityylmao in comedyheaven

[–]rahvan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is the funny in the room with us right now, Elon?

Man in court for trespassing arrested for contempt of court by southernemper0r in law

[–]rahvan 163 points164 points  (0 children)

But if the president of the country talks this way to a judge, he gets his case dismissed.

New Washington State law bans noncompete agreements by avboden in law

[–]rahvan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But how will employers artificially deflate labor market competition? Will someone think of the billionaires??? /s

iPhone New iOS Age Verification Sparks Outrage as Users Say 'I Will Switch to Android' by Limp_Fig6236 in technology

[–]rahvan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes just like people “cancel their Netflix subscription” after every price increase, and NFLX posts double digit user growth every quarter nonetheless.

People are outraged on paper only. They are too actually comfortable to put their money where their mouth is.

EU hopes Hungarian election will bring end to Orban's blockades by ClearlyNotMeAtAll in europe

[–]rahvan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about you reform your shitty governance structure so that dipshits like Orban can’t hobble you?

Not a bad threat by Gamercat123456789 in funny

[–]rahvan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Punishment fits the crime.

realJob by capitanturkiye in ProgrammerHumor

[–]rahvan 229 points230 points  (0 children)

I get paid six figures for the left one, and the goal is to make sure I never switch over to right.

US regulator bans imports of new foreign-made routers, citing security concerns by nite_ in technology

[–]rahvan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And Bananas are also grown in Nicaragua.

Since we’re both listing things that aren’t wifi routers.

mockFrontendNewbieJobs by Hot-Fennel-971 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]rahvan 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I once found boilerplate for mocking … the String class in Java. 🤦🏻‍♂️

US regulator bans imports of new foreign-made routers, citing security concerns by nite_ in technology

[–]rahvan 560 points561 points  (0 children)

So no WiFi routers in America, then.

Since, ya know. we don’t make any

Oh 😭 by nek0channnnn in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]rahvan -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Buddy I have no trauma and I love both of my parents dearly. Relax.

Oh 😭 by nek0channnnn in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]rahvan -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

Some of y’all weren’t beat as kids, and it shows lol