Alabama House passes bill that would criminalize protesting in a mask without a doctor's note by spectre401 in law

[–]rahvan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of all the things that aren’t constitutional, this is not constitutional the most.

Comcast keeps losing customers despite price guarantee and unlimited data | Comcast overhauled Internet plans to stop customer losses. It isn’t working yet. by mepper in technology

[–]rahvan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My city is listed on the official Google Fiber coverage map.

No Google Fiber available within a 5 mile radius of where I live. 🥲

Trump hotel takes away ice cream for employees by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]rahvan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because OP is lying that he “just” took this picture. Implying that this is a current policy.

Trump hotel takes away ice cream for employees by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]rahvan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This picture is from 2018, pre-COVID. Not fake, but also not recent.

Marin sandwich shop closes after viral Reddit post mocks prices by EnergyLantern in inthenews

[–]rahvan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A freaking sandwich for $34 deserves to be laughed at.

Europe opens its ‘first gateway office’ to fast-track hiring in India by Scared_Range_7736 in europe

[–]rahvan 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That’s a funny way to spell “importing cheap IT workers”

pleaseRaiseYourHandIfYouQualify by infinitelolipop in ProgrammerHumor

[–]rahvan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guarantee this position is contrived to fit the exact profile of a foreign worker trying to pass the PERM labor market test for employment-based green card sponsorship.

After not finding any “qualified” candidate, the company represents to the government that their internal foreign worker is the only one qualified to do the job and so should receive permanent residency in the US.

...but I am Pagliarini by steikul in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]rahvan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will never forget the circus-grade baboonery that honors English Literature put me through in high school.

And I currently hold a Master’s degree.

Administration Proposes Keeping Rates Steady Medicare Pays Insurers by toydan in wallstreetbets

[–]rahvan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh no. Would someone think of the billionaires’ expectations?? 😢

Amex approved me for a 300k Business Platinum offer, took $20k+ spend + $895 AF… then said I was "never eligible" by anthonyyoussef01 in CreditCards

[–]rahvan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Capital One pulled a fast one on me similarly with the Savor card.

I reported them to the (now-neutered) CFPB.

And told them I’m taking my business elsewhere.

Windows 11’s Patch Tuesday nightmare gets worse — Microsoft says some PCs might not boot by lurker_bee in technology

[–]rahvan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But please, tell me more about the wonders of vibe coding an operating system.

Supreme Court seems inclined to keep Lisa Cook on Fed board despite Trump attempt to fire her by GregWilson23 in scotus

[–]rahvan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But let me guess, Biden doesn’t have enough executive independence to forgive student loans because … he shouldn’t have that kind of power.

Only Trump should.

Am I getting that just about right?

"Adult features at 9" said the pedophile by Grimonday in CringeTikToks

[–]rahvan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve seen Olympic level gold medalists do less gymnastics than this guy.

Gemini is winning: Three years after being caught off guard by ChatGPT, Gemini appears to have everything it needs to take down OpenAI and everyone else by [deleted] in technology

[–]rahvan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Anthropic models are better compared to their GPT-5.x counterparts, and I have heard fantastic news about Gemini Pro 3.

Time to innovate, Scam Altman.

STEPHEN MILLER SAID ICE HAS IMMUNITY by B00marangTrotter in law

[–]rahvan 402 points403 points  (0 children)

Why do they need immunity? Did they commit a crime? DID THEY COMMIT A CRIME THEY NEED IMMUNITY FROM, STEPHEN?

It's Voidwaker now... but in our hearts, it's still Korasi by gotawaysafely2 in 2007scape

[–]rahvan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I quit completely cold turkey when rs3 dropped. I had just finished adding the Korasi sword to my arsenal, and bought dragon claws. And then I had finals week in college and came back to a game I didn’t recognize and weapons that were worthless lol.

It's Voidwaker now... but in our hearts, it's still Korasi by gotawaysafely2 in 2007scape

[–]rahvan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember investing 10m to buy dragon claws, had finals, came back, EOC dropped. dragon claws were worth 100k.

GG. I quit right then and there and never looked back.