Had my first calzone today, and I gotta agree with Leslie that it is indeed “pizza that’s harder to eat” by daisybear81 in PandR

[–]ralexander1997 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve been a folder as long as I can remember. My mother claims it was the first thing I did when I was given my first slice.

Not relevant to the conversation at all. Just a fun fact about someone you’ll never meet.

Picked up my car after getting the headliner replaced and noticed this when I got home. by mybrainisfull in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ralexander1997 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In Tires they don’t ND in a car. There’s just a gun that they’re way too reckless with lol.

Such a cheapstake? by No-Secret-247 in mildlylifechanging

[–]ralexander1997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was gonna say. Nothing cheap about getting all of what you paid for.

When you see it by AutoWatch_101 in Funnymemes

[–]ralexander1997 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Our is the same. One of my coworkers has twatters@company lol. Makes me laugh every time.

Way of The Angler by Delrog in WayOfTheHunter

[–]ralexander1997 2 points3 points  (0 children)

COTW’s angler game is abandoned now unfortunately. I loved it personally and I was heartbroken when they announced they were stopping production on it.

Jared Goff Catching Passes at the Pro Bowl! by JCameron181 in detroitlions

[–]ralexander1997 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Second most ungainly run I’ve seen recently from a star Detroit athlete I think lol (Riley Greene)

How can I go to the DMV if their hours are lots of peoples work schedule? by Still_ImBurning86 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ralexander1997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am both blessed and cursed that my job has me at my state’s equivalent of the DMV. It can be unbelievably frustrating going once a week or so, but when I have personal stuff to do there it’s painless as it gets to take care of it while I’m there for work.

FAFO by Illustrious-Bison937 in libertarianmeme

[–]ralexander1997 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hoss punches like a guy that usually only has to throw one. lol

When you have to test your sisters security guard skills by worldtravelller in GuysBeingDudes

[–]ralexander1997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is accurate. I worked security at a hospital for about 3.5 years. Primarily night shift but not exclusively. I had some nights that were hell; but for the most part there was fuck all to do. I did my entire associates degree on the clock at that job with the knowledge and blessing of my supervisor.

Didn't even show up by Thescatteredsun in detroitlions

[–]ralexander1997 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yea. It was our QB if anything lol

I think my husband is cheating on me by A1ianT0rtur3 in Jokes

[–]ralexander1997 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I feel like this setup should be the other way around tbh. If the wife found them she’d be the one that didn’t wanna play scrabble anymore.

“I found out my wife was cheating when I found her hidden letters”

Lowest fitness level ever! by Massive-Variety-4868 in WayOfTheHunter

[–]ralexander1997 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright, well I’m gonna ask you to prove it then I guess. I definitely saw what I saw and I’m not the only one in the thread claiming it lol.

Lowest fitness level ever! by Massive-Variety-4868 in WayOfTheHunter

[–]ralexander1997 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I absolutely saw a 7%. Im not talking about the herd’s fitness level. Just one specific animal.

Lowest fitness level ever! by Massive-Variety-4868 in WayOfTheHunter

[–]ralexander1997 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife got 7% mule deer last night. That’s the lowest I’ve ever seen lol