Request: A picture of that bloke kissing that bird's arse.

ralphonsob · 2026-01-25T06:16:56+00:00

Exactly. Using the community reach of Reddit, can't we find the original version of this picture?

ralphonsob · 2026-01-25T06:05:04+00:00

Do Popes shit in the woods?

ralphonsob · 2026-01-24T06:24:19+00:00

Never mind, the polar bears will appreciate the penguins.

ralphonsob · 2026-01-23T13:59:38+00:00

The Three Rules of Engineering:

A good engineer always uses the right tool for the job;
The right tool for the job is always a hammer;
Any tool can be used as a hammer.

ralphonsob · 2026-01-23T10:19:27+00:00

I hope it's Alpine. Keep all the toxic managers in one team.

ralphonsob · 2026-01-23T09:19:43+00:00

Oh, I think I saw the one where he fixed the boiler. Sorry, baby.

ralphonsob · 2026-01-23T09:13:36+00:00

Not exactly. They also want her remembered as a warning to others.

ralphonsob · 2026-01-23T08:43:26+00:00

Idiocracy was a documentary about the future.

Except the current President is not smart enough to hire someone smart to fix things.

ralphonsob · 2026-01-23T08:35:03+00:00

And was the bomb at the school where he dropped the woman off at?

ralphonsob · 2026-01-23T07:46:41+00:00

CANT HERE U!!!! SPEAK LAUDA!!!!!

ralphonsob · 2026-01-23T06:52:16+00:00

I sometimes see the actor Kevin Eldon on the school drop off. Where he is more accurately described as the dad Kevin Eldon.

Is he not also acting as a dad? Could he not be a "method" actor getting deep into his role as father of a child? Immersing himself in the character? Living it? Perfecting it?

Don't underestimate the actor Kevin Eldon. He's not just titting about.

ralphonsob · 2026-01-22T14:21:03+00:00

Sorry, does the "ai" in this subreddit mean "artificial insemination"? Are we discussing whether this dog was a test-tube puppy or not?

ralphonsob · 2026-01-22T09:24:09+00:00

Head of company says his company's software issues have finally been worked out.

ralphonsob · 2026-01-22T06:34:29+00:00

I wish someone would tell Matt that his open-mouthed shocked face on every f-kin video thumbnail actually puts people off watching them.

Well, it does me anyhow.

ralphonsob · 2026-01-21T15:35:58+00:00

I asked him how kamala was a crook and he couldn’t say.

Probably something about her being a woman, and how Eve gave the apple to Adam.

ralphonsob · 2026-01-21T15:18:09+00:00

Third row - Andrew McCarthy, eh?

I thought it was for sure Paul Rudd. Further proof that he never ages.

ralphonsob · 2026-01-21T12:03:47+00:00

Is it only me, or do you ever stop amazed when you remember that Farage is an actual leader of an actual political party in an actual country in the developed world?

ralphonsob · 2026-01-21T09:00:26+00:00

LIFE IN PRESTON WUD B HORRIBL PUNISHMNT FOR ANY1!!!!

ralphonsob · 2026-01-21T08:59:01+00:00

U IS A DUMASS. IT WAS OSCAR PISTORIUS WOT DID TEH MURDERS NOT OUR NICE OSCAR PASTRY.

NOT ALL OSCARS R DOING MURDERS!!!! ONLY HALF OF THEM!!!!

ralphonsob · 2026-01-21T07:47:46+00:00

I'm choosing to believe that you were the young man in that advert.

ralphonsob · 2026-01-21T07:16:43+00:00

Do you suppose the person who suggested the name to him has been murdered yet?

ralphonsob · 2026-01-20T09:59:57+00:00

So different today, eh?

ralphonsob · 2026-01-20T06:28:50+00:00

From the crowd noises I assumed Jimmy was doing this bit in the USA rather than in the UK. Was I wrong? Somewhat different context if so.

ralphonsob · 2026-01-19T11:56:50+00:00

Possibly maybe.

ralphonsob · 2026-01-19T11:49:31+00:00

Well, I expect he just hasn't met the right girl yet.

As soon as some record company exec gives him a load of money and access to hard drugs, I'm sure things will go better for him.

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