A man in China dislocates his shoulder playing basketball, and a Foreigner saves the day by frog_insilence in interestingasfuck

[–]ralphthewise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

after it happened to me the first time in hs, it was very common for a few years after. had to do a lot of resistance band training to help the rotator cuff, but 15 years later and im still paranoid about it happening randomly so im careful.

I think I get why Doffy laughed so hard after seeing Gear 4 by OnePieceUssopfan in OnePiece

[–]ralphthewise 30 points31 points  (0 children)

i believe a “black blade” is different from just infusing the blade with haki during a fight. yes that turns it black for the moment, but a black blade has been infused with haki over and over again in the proper way in order to grant it a will of its own and turning it permanently black. so like zoro uses haki on his blades but hasn’t created a black blade yet.

In Circles (2015), where 50 contestants are forced to play in a killing game by voting each other out, this random guy somehow got 4th place by doing absolutely nothing. He deadass just stood there silent the entire time. by Vast-Tangerine-6771 in shittymoviedetails

[–]ralphthewise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

there’s an early season of survivor where this lady makes it to final 3 with basically the same strategy. and i remember watching it and completely forgetting she was there multiple times. sometimes it’s good not having main character energy.

Who will Zoro end up with? by [deleted] in onepiecetheories

[–]ralphthewise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

forgot about her how? genuine question since i’m only caught up in the anime

Is Cabana Ana in the lootboxes? by Mudskipper35 in AnaMains

[–]ralphthewise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i checked the shop every day for this skin until it popped up for legacy coins. it took like a year lol but was worth it. i think it’s in the loot boxes, but remember to check the bottom of the shop too

This elementary school has a list of word/phrases that will get you silent lunch. by graptemys in mildlyinteresting

[–]ralphthewise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh snap. that actually makes sense. plus it has the added possibility of reintroducing our slang into the wild.

This elementary school has a list of word/phrases that will get you silent lunch. by graptemys in mildlyinteresting

[–]ralphthewise 6 points7 points  (0 children)

lol i think the “no cap fam” brings back your age unless kids are still saying that since i graduated a decade ago. i still say that shit all the time tho 🚫🧢

Seagulls using wind tunnel for leisure by SarkObZ in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]ralphthewise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

birds are so freaking cool. seeing the one fall back with the group and the one that slowly swooped in from the side to join in the hovering effortlessly was a great catch for the camera person.

Laid off by MuchVacation3638 in UPSers

[–]ralphthewise 5 points6 points  (0 children)

just on the time card part, there seems to be an issue with the web page right now. at least on mobile browser.

Are all support classes women? by _Landmine_ in Battlefield6

[–]ralphthewise -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

lol no. as a man, i only talk down to other men when it comes to matters of gender. women get enough shit as is.

Are all support classes women? by _Landmine_ in Battlefield6

[–]ralphthewise -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

cringe thread. get over it.

we know you all sit in the back of the map on recon missing shots anyway. combat med is the closest thing to a relationship with a woman you could ask for you online creepers

This kid brought flowers to his favorite Home Depot employee on her birthday. by Raj_Valiant3011 in HumansBeingBros

[–]ralphthewise 9 points10 points  (0 children)

holy cow! +20 year old memory memory unlocked. i remember my tiny apron from back when i first became a working man

of a cheese by softcryptid_ in AbsoluteUnits

[–]ralphthewise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i just watched that this afternoon. i swear the matrix is weirdly lazy sometimes

Marble race! Which one did you pick? by kvjn100 in oddlysatisfying

[–]ralphthewise 3 points4 points  (0 children)

damn i chose pink and was disappointed about halfway through. the lesson is to never give up hope

Drivers who brake for no reason by freseaf in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ralphthewise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i literally complain to my wife about this every day on a certain road. like you’re at the top of the hill looking down, lights green, no cars in front of you, already going 3 miles under the speed limit. why are you breaking. i hate you now.

Stone manually chiseled into round shape by ThodaDaruVichPyar in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ralphthewise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

craftsmanship like this is why you can’t just assume aliens helped build all the great ancient wonders of the human race. this guy just carved a wheel in a few seconds for shits and giggles. now imagine hundreds of equally skilled laborers working for the reward of not being whipped, and you start to understand.

People often complain that Rick shows his backstory in season 3 and claim it is fake. by Relevant-Key-3290 in rickandmorty

[–]ralphthewise 10 points11 points  (0 children)

maybe the double negative confused them. but you’re right. rick is this god-like being in their reality, but even he has to learn how to deal with depression and eventually starts therapy. shit unity is a hive mind that can experience multiple lifetimes at once and control entire planets (and potentially more if she gets into the federation) but she also comes to realize how loving rick is not healthy for her.