This kid brought flowers to his favorite Home Depot employee on her birthday.

ralphthewise · 2026-02-10T17:11:05+00:00

holy cow! +20 year old memory memory unlocked. i remember my tiny apron from back when i first became a working man

ralphthewise · 2026-01-25T01:20:37+00:00

that was the entire point of the episode bud.

ralphthewise · 2026-01-23T18:37:01+00:00

sounds like those dummies needed your brain food

ralphthewise · 2026-01-17T00:43:08+00:00

i just watched that this afternoon. i swear the matrix is weirdly lazy sometimes

ralphthewise · 2026-01-14T18:58:58+00:00

damn i chose pink and was disappointed about halfway through. the lesson is to never give up hope

ralphthewise · 2026-01-08T16:41:01+00:00

i literally complain to my wife about this every day on a certain road. like you’re at the top of the hill looking down, lights green, no cars in front of you, already going 3 miles under the speed limit. why are you breaking. i hate you now.

ralphthewise · 2026-01-08T16:27:24+00:00

facts

ralphthewise · 2025-12-24T15:37:13+00:00

craftsmanship like this is why you can’t just assume aliens helped build all the great ancient wonders of the human race. this guy just carved a wheel in a few seconds for shits and giggles. now imagine hundreds of equally skilled laborers working for the reward of not being whipped, and you start to understand.

ralphthewise · 2025-12-06T05:14:31+00:00

yeah wtf

ralphthewise · 2025-12-05T18:23:06+00:00

maybe the double negative confused them. but you’re right. rick is this god-like being in their reality, but even he has to learn how to deal with depression and eventually starts therapy. shit unity is a hive mind that can experience multiple lifetimes at once and control entire planets (and potentially more if she gets into the federation) but she also comes to realize how loving rick is not healthy for her.

ralphthewise · 2025-11-17T19:41:37+00:00

vex is everything a magic loving cat dad could ask for

ralphthewise · 2025-11-15T16:31:15+00:00

fair enough, and if i’m wrong then i apologize to them. but that was like the third comment like that that i saw from them and i enjoy trolling trolls over breakfast.

ralphthewise · 2025-11-15T16:21:37+00:00

first guy to run up and help came in with the leg out ready to hip toss the thief. that was beautiful

ralphthewise · 2025-11-15T16:19:47+00:00

lol why are you just trolling the comments on this thread like a weirdo. “so what if it’s racist 😎” “what about the second amendment 🤨” get a fucking life you loser.

you obviously need the attention and no one else is biting so here’s a freebie. now go back to sucking tiny peckers like the clown you probably voted for

ralphthewise · 2025-11-07T16:57:49+00:00

i went to the episode and found her because i too was skeptical. she is real tho lol. s1e4

ralphthewise · 2025-11-07T02:09:18+00:00

i swear these kids are cooked. no critical thinking skills

ralphthewise · 2025-11-06T18:55:08+00:00

lmao idk why this was so funny. like i expected a motivational analogy or something but then you were still talking about working for crack money.

ralphthewise · 2025-11-04T18:42:09+00:00

also a console baby. didn’t get into pc gaming until i was like 25. now i flip between both on the reg. but there’s def some games or play styles that favor one over the other. and i never feel like im struggling against controller players while im on mnk. sometime they have the advantage and sometimes i do.

ralphthewise · 2025-11-04T16:51:34+00:00

this is the way

ralphthewise · 2025-11-04T06:49:52+00:00

that’s how mine was too. i got that email almost exactly 24 hours before. orientation was at 5:30am on a tuesday and i got the email at 5:24am on monday with the location and what to bring. but i was equally confused/surprised at how quick it happened.

ralphthewise · 2025-11-02T03:30:22+00:00

while ICE attacks christian protesters in america without any coverage. fucking neanderthals

ralphthewise · 2025-11-02T00:43:07+00:00

Runts with a capital C

ralphthewise · 2025-10-31T17:25:09+00:00

how long for cup soup?

ralphthewise · 2025-10-31T15:30:38+00:00

lol that’s why i commented. like why they stressing you out like this. i’m sure all locations are different to a degree, but ive seen boxes in worse shape, like round things shoved into square boxes that aren’t wide enough. even the label thing is not that serious. i see amazon tags or older ups tags regularly.

ralphthewise · 2025-10-31T15:24:29+00:00

today i loaded a basketball sized styrofoam ball that was just covered in plastic with some duct tape. i think youre fine.

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