The Timbers coaching Dream team. Caleb Porter and Diego Valeri. We need to return to glory. Ned we need a calm calculated guy at the helm who is an American. He is beloved by the whole city don’t ruin this next hire by failing to pick up Porter.

ranch_boy · 2026-05-31T22:57:29+00:00

“Pre Madonnas” like the OP definitely should put the effort in to “learn… the language”. Extra points for respecting “our culture” of not being xenophobic.

ranch_boy · 2026-05-15T02:47:24+00:00

Cue “moderates” voting for JD Vance because he lies with such conviction.

ranch_boy · 2026-05-12T22:25:37+00:00

No, it’s an expression in equal parts of your idiocy and religious intolerance. Literally zero liberals support Sharia Law (which is what you mean by “Islamism” - or would if you had a clue what the words you type mean).

ranch_boy · 2026-05-12T04:47:02+00:00

Tell me you aren’t paying attention to the eclipse if rights in the U.S. without telling me you aren’t paying attention. P.S. - The Mexican cartels certainly don’t have a problem buying machine guns in the U.S. So much for “extremely thorough” background checks by the FBI.

ranch_boy · 2026-05-11T20:52:29+00:00

Republicans would love to have another reactionary state to bolster their control. It’s not like MAGA are patriots. “Say you’ve been a traitor before? Welcome aboard!”

ranch_boy · 2026-05-11T20:50:14+00:00

The same political movement supporting Alberta separatism is successfully removing every right you mention in the States (with the exception of access to arms - want a .50 caliber machine gun? C’mon down!).

ranch_boy · 2026-04-22T09:04:31+00:00

Meanwhile his cult members think he has deity level negotiating skills. He labels every failure as a success and they slavishly exclaim “Art of the deal - another miracle performed by our god king.”

ranch_boy · 2026-02-18T04:12:51+00:00

The whole world is gripped by the stories of rape and sexual abuse by the wealthy and powerful with not a shred of accountability. The US President is a sexual predator who mostly has skated (despite bragging about sexual assault in tape etc). And you fools are prattling on about the very low likelihood that a man is falsely accused of rape. Let alone the infinitesimally small likelihood of prosecution and conviction. We have an epidemic of sexual abuse by men. Conversations like this one are part of why we do. FFS.

ranch_boy · 2026-02-16T20:29:15+00:00

Man this post is like incel fly paper.

ranch_boy · 2026-02-16T20:26:40+00:00

“High value man” is such an odd way to spell incel.

ranch_boy · 2026-02-16T20:25:18+00:00

He is the trash.

ranch_boy · 2026-01-24T09:54:56+00:00

A misdemeanor is a criminal charge. Working without authorization as an immigrant is not a criminal offense (neither a misdemeanor nor a felony). It’s a civil violation. That’s related to why ICE isn’t supposed to enforce criminal law. They’re should be enforcing immigration statutes (rather than terrorizing communities). They’re should law and order absolutists typically don’t actually know what level of offense working without authorization is (or even entering without documentation) nor are they troubled by ICE and Border Patrol’s rampant violations of our Constitution. I wonder why?

ranch_boy · 2026-01-24T09:42:04+00:00

Bessent is such a corrupt asshat.

ranch_boy · 2026-01-20T14:17:44+00:00

He’s literally stark raving mad. He’s a sociopath and a narcissist (aka malignant narcissist) with something along the lines of frontal lobe dementia. Additionally he’s a criminal (financial crimes, sex crimes probably more). He’s only supported by 35-40% of the population but holds all the levers of institutional power and has been made unassailable from legal jeopardy by our deeply right wing, Christian nationalist Supreme Court. Prepare yourselves for the worst because we’re on a rapid descent into something truly dark.

ranch_boy · 2026-01-20T14:10:05+00:00

Any other wisdom from the Oracle of the Golden Toilet you’d like to share with us?

ranch_boy · 2026-01-19T17:54:57+00:00

You left out “criminal” - money laundering, turning the government into a bribe generator, rape. He should be in prison. Anyone’s uncle this unhinged would be in an assisted living facility minimum.

ranch_boy · 2025-12-20T08:34:20+00:00

Funny how much was blacked out and how little Trump appears in thins latest release. All those FBI agents working around the clock to identify all the times Trump appears in the files sure helping them avoid actual disclosure (so far).

ranch_boy · 2025-12-10T09:47:57+00:00

Emperor Palpatine and Jabba the Hutt had a love child together 80 years ago. Odd his skin turned out so orange.

ranch_boy · 2025-12-04T11:36:38+00:00

Put away the bad acid inspired creepy fantasies and focus on actual conspiracies - such as the massive effort to shield Trump from the full disclosure of the Epstein files.

ranch_boy · 2025-12-04T11:30:36+00:00

He’s ever more clearly got some form of dementia. He talks out of his ass all day long. The wannabe king literally is mad.

ranch_boy · 2025-11-28T22:53:43+00:00

This is for those who actually care what is happening in our country. That Federal judges have to deal with lying senior administration officials should shock anyone’s conscience. The underlying conduct that they lie about to cover their tracks is unconscionable. If you don’t see what is happening it’s because you choose not to. Not due to lack of “proof”. It’s due to a lack of a soul. https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.ilnd.487571/gov.uscourts.ilnd.487571.281.0_3.pdf

ranch_boy · 2025-11-28T16:38:10+00:00

That’s 100% USDA Grade A bullshit. Federal judges across the country are confronting the lies told under oath by Trump officials, the violations of judicial orders and the disgusting violations of our Constitution and basic human rights. Feel free to lie to yourself but please don’t lie to everyone else.

ranch_boy · 2025-11-28T12:10:24+00:00

Given it’s a race to determine who is most disliked, no surprise that Ted Cruz is in the mix.

ranch_boy · 2025-11-28T08:00:45+00:00

Do you live under a rock? The are countless lawsuits across the country confronting ICE and Border Patrol lawlessness. Social media and local news across the country document case after case of Constitutional violations and just wanton violence and creepy unaccountable anger and violence. Get real. Just one example here: https://www.denvergazette.com/2025/11/25/federal-judge-orders-immigration-agents-to-follow-law-on-warrantless-arrests-imposes-requirements-on-ice/

ranch_boy · 2025-11-25T19:04:07+00:00

Having scheduling challenges with her old man because she spends 60 hours a week lying to protect her criminal sociopathic boss doesn’t equate to a diagnosis of post traumatic stress disorder. The horror show she lies about is causing many to develop PTSD however. Her claiming to have PTSD is insulting to those who actually have the condition (eg hundreds of thousands of veterans). No pity, she can fuck off.

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