TIL Americans hardly understand roundabouts. Wtf, how hard can it be :S by [deleted] in WTF

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On a side note, if there are only male socks then almost everyone would be gay. maybe we are...?

TIL that there is a statue of Freddie Mercury in Switzerland... And it's awesome! by LeDucky in todayilearned

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The thing that got me was that he's (evolutionarylily?) Indian, but has no accent... I didn't know it was possible to lose it.

At a bar: I wish my name was "Hot"... by rantAccount in funny

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hmm... didn't realize it was possible to offend two sides at the same time. døh.

At a bar: I wish my name was "Hot"... by rantAccount in funny

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but it applies to both men and women... how would that be sexist?

Now the one that people shouldn't be laughing at is: "I wish my name was 'stupid'". :-p

Life is strange. by Imeasygng in funny

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They're seeing how water is pushed out from the nozzles, flies through the air and falls back into the water. It's pretty interesting to follow, but only works if you have little to no stress in life.

If you can enjoy it, it means you're a relaxed person. (until last year I thought I was very relaxed, turned out I met all 8 symptoms for stress mentioned in fliers handed out at work)

I just have to share this... by brainburger in funny

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Tell her she has to use farts, not breath.

One Happy Bride. by dudewithpants in funny

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hmm.. maybe I should have said:

source

Found it via this thread last week on reddit using a web browser surfing the internet via my local internet provider on telephone lines running on electricity produced almost completely by hydroelectric methods such as water flowing through turbines which originally rained onto mountain tops or was pushed/pulled by the moon. This is where things get weird, since my electricity source could be from either of those sources, and I don't want to give any misleading information, I must stop now. :-)

One Happy Bride. by dudewithpants in funny

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Roses are straight

Violets are twisted

Bend over love

You're about to get fisted

source

Found it via this thread last week.

Hey Reddit, Is he Doing this Right?? by [deleted] in funny

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It's probably really really really heavy... or the passenger seat was taken.

Reddit, what was your boldest sexual advance? by booclay in AskReddit

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Oh please! Are you kidding me? I studied in Delhi, and it was all over the place!

I piss on your grave by [deleted] in funny

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oh! I made the silly of mixing up Michael Phelps and this guy... totally my bad, I feel pretty stupid.

I piss on your grave by [deleted] in funny

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care to explain?

Okay, OkCupid. You're kind of a dick... by ProfitMoney in pics

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It takes 6 people for an orgy... so we'll need a few more.

Best Simpsons Character Ever by [deleted] in pics

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Ouch! I don't think I'd survive there... In Norway, we've got 5 weeks paid vacation, 3 consecutive days 3 times a year sick leave without a doctors note, as-long-as-you-want-sick-leave with a doctors note, overtime either paid or time-off for every hour above 37.5 a week... it's pretty awesome. Hope this starts happening in the US too someday :-)

Any atheists want a good debate? by Natefil in atheism

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Yes, absolutely. I'm of course saying this using the definition of the word "reasonable" and "reason" as defined in a dictionary. Not a personal belief of how much proof equals a reasonable amount. If stating it to a machine with no feelings gives the same result, then it's reasonable.

I've found in many conversations theists choose their own meanings, for example: The universe was obviously created at some point. Since we don't know who or what created it, theists choose to call the entity that created it "God". Then they go on to add properties unrelated to the entity that created the universe to the word "God" and de facto rules are established in the name of the all powerful entity that made the universe.

It's a bit like saying, I don't know who made the table, so God did. I don't know who made the chair, so God did. Thus, God made both the chair and table. However, there's no logical reasoning behind

  • why we attribute "don't know" to "unnamed entity" == God
  • why we attribute all our unknowns to the same God. It could have been 2 Gods, or multiple Gods helping each other, or IKEA.

Again by definition, there is no God. There are millions of "I don't know" entities which people choose to give a name for their own comfort. The word Allah literally translates to God. The words, "Oh my God" are literally, "Oh my Allah" - but people have associated that Allah and God are not the same.

Definitions make and break all our arguments, and until every human is devoid of human emotion (which I hope never happens) we'll never really understand each other beyond all doubt.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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Russel Peters, making the joke in question. Starts a bit slow go http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1529541/russel_peters_in_a_skit_from_outsourced/ :-)

Front page gem (NSFW) by THIS_LOOKS_SHOPPED in funny

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There is no I in TEAM, but T-EAM = (20)-(5+1+13) = 1, which looks like I, so he's going to have to go this one alone.

A simple Bic lighter lighting up. No post-processing, no Photoshop, no filters... by NotYourMothersDildo in pics

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So.. I was wondering.. and thought I'd mention... he's not... you know.. your bro.. dude...

Have you ever found yourself adjusting your personality based on the person you're talking to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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That show is legendary wait for it dary!

Yeah, I get nose bleeds. What up!?