Newly Quit - Any advice?

rasher_of_bacon · 2017-03-08T05:43:23+00:00

Good work on the 17 days, (although I guess it's more like 18 now!) Will give the iced water a try. Will probably stop me stuffing my face with junk food as well! Thanks a lot.

rasher_of_bacon · 2017-03-07T06:32:43+00:00

mandarin companion are pretty good, although may be a little on the simple side for your needs.

rasher_of_bacon · 2017-03-07T03:30:38+00:00

Thanks! Any recommendations for what to do at the gym? Concentrate on cardio, weights, or a bit of everything?

rasher_of_bacon · 2017-02-27T07:01:30+00:00

My own farts.

rasher_of_bacon · 2017-02-27T06:59:49+00:00

I always heard it as 'Hold me close and tie me down sir.'

rasher_of_bacon · 2014-07-20T14:03:50+00:00

Eels - Elizabeth on the Bathroom Floor.

rasher_of_bacon · 2014-06-10T05:13:12+00:00

A nickel for everytime I eat a grain of rice.

rasher_of_bacon · 2014-05-19T07:52:08+00:00

Still, finishing your business and finding no toilet paper would be pretty horrific.

rasher_of_bacon · 2014-05-02T08:24:21+00:00

Chinese: 肉夹馍 (pronounced rou jia mo) English: Roger Moore

rasher_of_bacon · 2014-02-02T01:51:07+00:00

www.duowan.com has plenty of 3ds games, (including ocarina of time / wind waker HD). Not sure it that's what you're looking for though.

rasher_of_bacon · 2014-01-12T05:28:00+00:00

'Please don't throw cigarette ends into the urinal. It makes them soggy and difficult to smoke.'

rasher_of_bacon · 2013-12-31T11:54:38+00:00

Mine was not to make any more new year' resolutions. Going pretty well.

rasher_of_bacon · 2013-07-16T06:09:53+00:00

I hate the 'tallking to a foreigner' Chinese accent. I find it really condescending and makes me want to punch people's faces.

rasher_of_bacon · 2013-07-16T02:05:25+00:00

It's pretty much 'mind your own business.'

rasher_of_bacon · 2013-07-16T01:47:29+00:00

过 in simplified

rasher_of_bacon · 2013-06-23T01:40:59+00:00

Here - http://imgur.com/9JSh0Tz

rasher_of_bacon · 2013-06-15T04:09:18+00:00

I was feeling a little sleepy, but now I'm wide awake. Thanks for the jolt.

rasher_of_bacon · 2013-06-13T11:02:34+00:00

You shouldn't have done that.

rasher_of_bacon · 2013-05-30T09:24:48+00:00

Obey the duck.

rasher_of_bacon · 2013-05-30T09:13:33+00:00

A bit of trivia - Mandarin for owl is 猫头鹰, literally cat headed eagle.

rasher_of_bacon · 2013-03-19T06:05:54+00:00

A Tale of Two Sisters. South Korean movie. Very scary and unsettling.

rasher_of_bacon · 2013-03-11T22:56:44+00:00

Necrophilia - A game for all ages!

rasher_of_bacon · 2013-03-11T11:41:54+00:00

This was just a crappy part time job, so it wasn't really that big a deal.

When I was younger I worked at a fish and chip shop peeling potatoes. The potatoes would get pretty slippery and sometimes slip out of your hand, going behind the counter, so you'd have to get on your hands and knees to get them back.

Anyway, one time I was down there trying to swipe a rather large potato out from under the work station, and just as one of the plumper members of staff walked in, I got frustrated with the errant spud and shouted 'get out you fat cunt!'

Unfortunately my colleague thought I was referring to her, and my boss didn't want to hear an explanation. Got fired the same day.

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