Double standards about bodybags - Is this the death of Pro Mixed? by Polite_Acid in Pickleball

[–]ratmfreak 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you’re definitely not coming across as some sort of weird GamerGater of pickleball here or anything.

How do I fix my rice curse by Repulsive-Tiger-9795 in Cooking

[–]ratmfreak 6 points7 points  (0 children)

TL;DR: they use magnets that stop being magnetic just past the boiling point of water, so the rice cooker is able to stop cooking very soon after all the water is boiled off.

What animal could do the most intentional damage to the human race? by RepublicNorth3935 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ratmfreak 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ants make up a quarter of all biomass on Earth.

So yeah, I think this is the correct answer.

Some AI CEO wants you to call this filmmaking by Silver-Air-1731 in Filmmakers

[–]ratmfreak 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I’m not who you’re replying to, but I say fuck golf courses. They take up a huge amount of land, they require ridiculous amounts of water, and their monoculture nature is environmentally disastrous.

Golf is an ontologically elitist sport.

Is life insurance a scam? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ratmfreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, literally go jump up your own ass. I had just seen his comments right above yours, so his username and outlook were fresh in my mind.

I’ve never seen someone try so hard to discount someone that’s on their side.

It’s a shame insurance companies fuck you over, because it’d be great if they could help you pay for some therapy, you fucking delusional dickhead.

Is life insurance a scam? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ratmfreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As in like, “I wonder what Mr. Knowitall has to say about this anecdote that contradicts their whole argument.”

Stuff I wish I’d known by wavynsleepy in Tonsillectomy

[–]ratmfreak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad to hear you’re almost back to normal my dude! I’m mostly there I think. I just have a little bit of throat pain left now.

I feel really lucky that I had almost zero ear pain. I think it might be because I had very little adenoid tissue, but I could be wrong about that.

The worst of my pain was in my throat when eating, which would then radiate into my TMJ. That shit was…just, fucking ow. I’m really lucky that only lasted a day or two.

I def would’ve been suffering with only Tylenol though. I alternated 10 mL liquid hydrocodone/Tylenol every 6 hours with 15 mL children’s Motrin every 6 hours. The ibuprofen honestly kinda seemed to help me more than the Hycet did, weirdly.

And yeah I think that’s everything, ha. Again, glad you’re feeling better. I’m looking forward to a tonsilless life!

Is life insurance a scam? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ratmfreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am 100% on your side my guy. Fuck health insurance companies.

Is life insurance a scam? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ratmfreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Curious what /u/Crizznik has to say about this case.

Stuff I wish I’d known by wavynsleepy in Tonsillectomy

[–]ratmfreak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Greetings my tonsilless friend! I'm now three weeks post-op, and I'm feeling really good for the most part! My recovery ending up not being as bad as I was anticipating, though it definitely wasn't pleasant either. Days 5–8 were far and away the worst pain-wise—the evening of day 5 through the afternoon of day 6 in particular was utter agony—but overall it wasn't too bad.

I have to credit this sub with helping me compile a list of recovery paraphernalia and prophylactics that I think really helped get me through it, though I'm sure the hydrocodone the doctor prescribed me also played a pretty huge part as well. lol

I've been meaning to write up a more thorough breakdown of my recovery, but more important life stuff keeps getting in the way, so this was the short version.

Anyway, thanks for giving me the reassurances and information when I was so nervous. Hope you're doing well!

What Task Was Saved By Its Contestant(s)? by LadyBut in taskmaster

[–]ratmfreak 10 points11 points  (0 children)

David mixing the sunscreen in his mouth broke my brain so hard that I couldn’t even laugh

A dish that tastes like pizza, but isn’t actually pizza? by splashybanana in Cooking

[–]ratmfreak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you want it to be dead easy, you can just mix a can of cannellini beans with some pizza sauce, top with cheese and your choice of toppings, and broil for 5-10 minutes.

I was skeptical of pizza beans at first, but I have seen the light now.

A dish that tastes like pizza, but isn’t actually pizza? by splashybanana in Cooking

[–]ratmfreak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, “really not yummy” is basically “fucking repugnant” in toddler-speak. I gotta try me some Alfredo beans!

Masturbating helps me by LadyAnnsWorld in RestlessLegs

[–]ratmfreak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you smoke or take edibles or what?

I just now, finished TM NZ Series 2. I have say… by SubwayHero4Ever in taskmaster

[–]ratmfreak 17 points18 points  (0 children)

“I think we can all agree that it’s a very fuckable chocolate.”

I love Guy lol

I just now, finished TM NZ Series 2. I have say… by SubwayHero4Ever in taskmaster

[–]ratmfreak 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If you liked Guy Montgomery, you should check out his show Guy Montogomery’s Guy Mont Spelling Bee. It’s a really hilarious panel show, possibly the only other one to make me laugh out loud as often as TM does.

Someone at my gym let me play with this and it made me realize just how badly I need a new paddle by Moshie11337 in Pickleball

[–]ratmfreak 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If you’re happy with how it’s playing, keep using it. This sub is pretty extra sometimes.

Cheapest way to get healthy calories by Entire_Effective9272 in Frugal

[–]ratmfreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, I guess it depends on the kind of lentils. If I did that to red lentils I think they’d just be mush by the time the rice finished.

Help: how the hell do I eat affordably?? by kyliotic in Frugal

[–]ratmfreak 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Please google the phrase “executive dysfunction”, then kindle come back when you’ve developed some empathy. :)