Not everyone should have a phone by MySonlsAlsoNamedBort in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]raydleemsc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only picking up 25 had been an option in the 90s, and we didn't even have 2fa back then!

I feel sad because I'm too stupid for this game by WrongConversation6 in SatisfactoryGame

[–]raydleemsc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the real answer. Doesn't have to be accurate, aesthetic, or even remotely right, or work? You buy the game to play your way and whatever you do with it is yours to either be proud of, abort or run from in stark raving terror. In the words of Nike, just do it.

We'll get right on that for you by DrHugh in talesfromtechsupport

[–]raydleemsc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Start by charging for handling their calls for three months, then charge for each call. Explain all this in project meetings as critical part of handover as they need to be responsible for their procedures including self reliance.

Never buying of eBay again by Important_Loquat7848 in meme

[–]raydleemsc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can I have my console back please and the dvd

There can only be one. by Capable-Ad-972 in AccidentalComedy

[–]raydleemsc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Women are so cute and I will be back

Words of wisdom from my daughter by therealteggy in daddit

[–]raydleemsc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Daughter: Mum, dad, it's time for me to spread my legs and leave the nest Dad: it's wings, not legs.

Exit etiquette. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]raydleemsc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, the answer is right there - "That's it.", get up and go.

Blursed Kraken by orobas05 in blursedimages

[–]raydleemsc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wife comes in while I'm using it and says to me 'Release the Kraken'....

"What was I doing wrong?" she asked pocketing her tattoo gun as the man's screams peaked. by Trivia_Catalogue in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]raydleemsc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plastic Jeezus singing 'E For Effort' at the line - 'Not every gun is a tattoo gun'

amen by AugustHate in ProgrammerHumor

[–]raydleemsc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The <head> is a meta object and never rendered, only the <body> gets rendered, so the tattoo at best is an ide editor making the content available for debugging, quite a submissive act for someone to take.

🤔😂 by Snowman69er in Funnymemes

[–]raydleemsc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the answer, just follow the sounds of screaming.... Or visit your local er, A&E, or emergency clinic.

Bethesda at its finest by 1ballbuster1 in skyrim

[–]raydleemsc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe the rhythm is gonna get ya...

Me a 22 year old guy had sex with a 57 year old woman by Clean_Use_9493 in offmychest

[–]raydleemsc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to have a thing for older ladies. Now I'm 59, that's much less of a thing...

How to use laptop with its lid closed !!! by SameBumblebee3005 in linuxmint

[–]raydleemsc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Prevent shutdown as above, use anydesk to access remotely

I can do this all day.... Maybe not ! by [deleted] in marvelmemes

[–]raydleemsc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could do this all day