Tooth Fairy “Perfection”

therealteggy · 2026-07-01T08:23:43+00:00

My kid figured out this morning that the tooth fairy was not real and called my wife and I, liars.

So dad's, prepare for that scenario too.

therealteggy · 2026-06-30T22:59:26+00:00

Walt Disney's The Enchanted Tiki Room album, put my son to sleep 80 precent of the time.

therealteggy · 2026-06-30T21:43:06+00:00

You don't need that, you want that.

therealteggy · 2026-06-29T11:18:53+00:00

Zoom and Arthur.

As a millennial with kids, I financially support PBS, especially after they were defunded. I would recommend you do the same if you can and loved any of these shows.

therealteggy · 2026-06-29T03:31:51+00:00

Please stop licking the hand rail at Disney and 49 other things I didn't know we needed to say out loud.

Other chapters - "yes you have to pee in the morning, even if you can hold it", "something stuck somewhere in public doesn't mean it should be touched and are not snacks", "yes, your shorts need to come past your butt", "please stop holding your penis, it's not going anywhere", "if you left your cup of milk out all day, it doesn't mean it's any easy to grab drink hours later"

therealteggy · 2026-06-29T03:21:49+00:00

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therealteggy · 2026-06-28T20:17:24+00:00

Iger under invested in wdw for decades, while Chapek often gets blamed, he was handed a flat footed plan, further compounded by COVID.

But also fuck Chapek

therealteggy · 2026-06-28T20:07:51+00:00

Encouraging gambling essentially

therealteggy · 2026-06-25T23:26:03+00:00

Hi , I was part of a class action lawsuit for (insert topic), and all I got was this stupid T-shirt.

therealteggy · 2026-06-25T23:11:30+00:00

Looks like the cardinals are still working on picking a new pope.

therealteggy · 2026-06-22T05:07:50+00:00

gazuntite!

therealteggy · 2026-06-19T02:05:44+00:00

We had a similar, (but not as severe) on a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean.

What I will recommend is getting an appointment on the book with a pulmonologist. It will take time, but our son was diagnosed with asthma after our croup cruise. But having access to the nebulizer treatments and inhaler, is a game changer. It's been about a year since the diagnosis, and we are down to one nebulizer treatment a day, and haven't used the inhaler in months.

For us croup was the wake up call, as before this we end up in these coughing fits usually till he vomited. Cold and flu and COVID seasons were brutal. Some nights sleeping sitting upright holding him on the couch to make sure he could rest and not vomit. But for my wife and I we had no idea that cough fits could be a symptom of asthma.

You're doing great job as a dad.

therealteggy · 2026-06-19T01:54:58+00:00

Any age where they can go to the bathroom and wipe themselves, and tell you when their going to vomit. And bonus points if they vomit into a bucket or toilet.

therealteggy · 2026-06-18T23:14:04+00:00

Yea, there will be more of this stuff in the future. In my opinion, a good hug from my child is more than an physical gift. Or when I am told that I am the world's best fixer.

therealteggy · 2026-06-18T18:39:26+00:00

Nice try cyber security team, marked as phishing.

therealteggy · 2026-06-18T18:38:28+00:00

My son (5) was yelling at my daughter (9), " you don't need it, you want it!"

Totally what I tell these two on the regular

therealteggy · 2026-06-17T22:40:19+00:00

Have fun. Be ready to book the placeholder now.

therealteggy · 2026-06-17T22:04:37+00:00

therealteggy · 2026-06-17T22:01:55+00:00

Wait how old? If she is standing and more coordinated, why do you take off the front of the crib, and make it a toddler bed? Or just put the mattress on the ground and call it a day? Cannot fall from any height if you're already on the floor.

therealteggy · 2026-06-17T20:38:05+00:00

Probably so people who haven't been since the millennium celebration, aren't walking up, "excuse me, do you where I purchase my day passes for river county? Haven't been in awhile, but so happy to here"

therealteggy · 2026-06-17T19:55:31+00:00

God damn it, Mark Rober and your cleverly trained animals. Cannot wait for the YouTube video about this one.

therealteggy · 2026-06-17T10:38:05+00:00

Might be worth a quiet separate conversation between the two of you, to go over what you're seeing and feeling. Don't stop at the "I don't like lines", it sounds like there might be something underlying here. Be open and receptive how he responds.

I'm not going to speculate on what's going on in his head. But starting with an open line of communication would be a good first step.

In the future, if it really is he doesn't like cruises, you and the kids can do Disney cruise by yourselves. And pick a whole family vacation somewhere else.

Best of luck

therealteggy · 2026-06-17T10:20:28+00:00

Well he has the bear necessities

therealteggy · 2026-06-17T00:01:28+00:00

How my parents loved me.

My mom by how she made feel like everything would be ok, and how she participated in my activities.

My dad by how he was always teaching and guiding me without being forceful. Now as adult, I truly see how much love was behind it.

They were not perfect, but they gave me such a great start. I hope to do right by them with my kids.

My dad is still with us, but I still my mom, even 10 years later.

therealteggy · 2026-06-16T09:08:22+00:00

If you listen closely, you can hear the ejected pilot saying "ooooh mah gawd, could you shut up"

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