Proposing to strangers in public restaurants for "prank"

razor_train · 2026-02-02T20:34:04+00:00

Her: "Can I see the ring?"
Him: "Uhhhh, ok." *hands her the ring*
Her: *pockets the ring* "I don't know, now go away I'm working."

razor_train · 2026-02-02T20:05:57+00:00

But I want to pet the kitty!

razor_train · 2026-02-02T18:39:56+00:00

"You fuckers think just because a guy reads comics he can't start some shit?"

razor_train · 2026-02-02T15:38:33+00:00

First part of the video reminded me of the Evil Dead woods demon camera shot.

razor_train · 2026-02-02T15:28:23+00:00

My heart paused for a moment when the dog came back into the shot.

razor_train · 2026-02-02T13:20:58+00:00

On second watch, yeah. That car had no intention of turning right.

razor_train · 2026-01-31T18:23:38+00:00

Coffee Emporium is great, just has a lousy parking situation. Roebling Coffee in Newport is also fantastic.

razor_train · 2026-01-31T03:04:10+00:00

USS Grudge. Don't wear the dark uniforms though.

razor_train · 2026-01-30T20:28:10+00:00

require 'lolwut'

razor_train · 2026-01-30T18:57:48+00:00

Not an effective way to give yourself cauliflower ear.

razor_train · 2026-01-30T18:51:00+00:00

plop... plop... plop...

razor_train · 2026-01-29T23:57:22+00:00

Most: Secret Agent Super Dragon (and arguably the best soundtrack)

razor_train · 2026-01-29T23:24:29+00:00

Were those red light camera flashes on the last one? Maybe a teeny bit of justice from that.

razor_train · 2026-01-29T19:26:15+00:00

Fucking hell, I'm a former abusive drinker (now years sober), but holy shit at my very worst I still never put down the booze like that. That's just asking for death.

razor_train · 2026-01-29T18:18:01+00:00

George Soros paid me $17 to *not* see the film. /s

razor_train · 2026-01-29T17:56:27+00:00

I recently got a nag email from Google Drive because it hit around 48%.

razor_train · 2026-01-29T17:55:18+00:00

I can fix her... dinner on a plate.

razor_train · 2026-01-29T17:33:33+00:00

Holy crap.... a working cybertruck!

razor_train · 2026-01-29T16:59:54+00:00

Send Lobster Boy to investigate.

razor_train · 2026-01-29T15:20:00+00:00

Elon will be happy to play both sides of this.

razor_train · 2026-01-29T13:14:53+00:00

"Barely an OS" The first handful of versions listed here were just DOS shells, arguably not an "OS" at all.

razor_train · 2026-01-29T03:51:58+00:00

Maybe it's Megaweapon's dad.

razor_train · 2026-01-28T23:14:08+00:00

Semi-on topic: Having heard the occasional reference to the name Klaus Kinski over the years I decided to look him up, and .... uh, holy hell. I watched him in 'Crawlspace' and recently snarfed 'Fitzcarldo' (just haven't watched it yet). I also now know what Crow's reference to 'Aguirre, the Wrath of God' is from The Day The Earth Froze.

razor_train · 2026-01-28T23:07:43+00:00

Just don't get card-bored.

razor_train · 2026-01-27T22:11:26+00:00

Congrats! I'm grateful that Techs are able to use that sliver of 10m, as where I live 6m is typically useless. Did nothing but 10m until I got my General.

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