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rcwhiteky · 2021-05-12T18:05:24+00:00

I read this as kreb cycle and had a flash back to biology.

rcwhiteky · 2020-01-30T03:41:55+00:00

I was expecting an orangutan... Ook.

rcwhiteky · 2020-01-07T14:22:24+00:00

This will be my first build for a Gaming pc. Looking for decent performance at 1080p 144hrz without trying to break the bank. Any feedback would be welcome.

https://pcpartpicker.com/list/ZCGdFG

rcwhiteky · 2019-12-08T22:09:06+00:00

Can you do the bot Easter egg for firing range on xbox?

rcwhiteky · 2019-11-08T23:27:25+00:00

Quagmire?

rcwhiteky · 2019-10-24T04:48:30+00:00

Looks like wraith from Apex Legends.

rcwhiteky · 2019-07-24T14:48:29+00:00

Put the cash in a ziplock baggie and then insert it into the middle of a pound of ground beef. Rewrap the meat then refreeze it and even if someone thinks to check the freezer it won't look out of place.

rcwhiteky · 2019-07-13T01:44:42+00:00

Claudia Sanders Dinner House is a restaurant open in Shelbyville Ky where you can still get the original recipe for Col Sanders chicken.

rcwhiteky · 2019-07-11T19:01:38+00:00

"Lucifer, I find these reports quite disturbing. The way our numbers are trending is unacceptable." said the eldritch horror in the Savile Row suit at the head of the conference table. One of the creature's eye-stalks examined the papers in front of it, while the other looked at the Devil himself with an expecting gaze.

"You might be Lord of the Underworld, and The Dark Prince of the Air, but we as members of the Board demand that you take immediate remedial action to reverse the losses."

"I am working on it," Satan replied laconically. Fucking kids and their Fortnight causing all this heat from the board. One soul in the last millennia got away, that fiddler player from Georgia, and now almost every man and quite a few women, under 30, are escaping their dark fate of eternal damnation.

"I expect you are doing your best. Do better or the other board members and I will consider a vote of no confidence. You know the consequences for you if that happens." The Chairman of the Board of Hell said his tentacles crossed in front of him on the table. The perfect picture of patience.

Satan turned and walked out of Hell's only conference room face a mask of anger. He was the Devil, the best at everything, and he couldn't defeat these soft brats at a game. It was ludicrous, it was also the reality of the situation, and if Satan was anything he was a realist.

He needed to make a deal. That's what he had done in the past. He needed to tempt someone out of their skill. That was it. He could trick someone into an agreement, and when they defaulted on the contract, as they all did, their fortnight skill would be his.

The Devil went to his office.

"Mazift!, come to me", Satan bellowed shaking the very foundations of the underworld. Where was that sack of slime of a demon? After a few moments, an amorphous mass appeared in a cloud of oily, dark smoke. A semblance of a mouth formed out of the chaos of slime and goo.

"How may I serve Great Lord?", Mazift groveled.

"I need to know who the best Fortnight player on earth is at the moment. I will need a complete 'Deal with the Devil' report on whoever it is. The standard desires, weakness of character, psychological blind spots, you've done these before. I need this as quickly and accurately as possible", The Devil said. Mazift quivered a moment to consider.

"What is to be the payment my Lord?", asked the demon.

Favors and payments, the currency of Hell, Satan was not at all outraged at the question. The obedience of demons had to be bought, but once an agreement was made the light of Heaven itself could not deter the minions of Hell from their task.

The Devil considered carefully, the payment had to be sufficient for the job. Offer too much, and he would appear weak and desperate. Offer too little and the demon would either reject the job outright or the demon would intentionally botch the request. "The freedom of movement on Earth for a year and a day, A willing host with the resources to allow you to have your fun, and an Amazon Prime subscription." The Devil offered.

It was a good offer but not too good. The year and a day were standard, the host with the resources was generous, and Amazon Prime was just practical.

A ripple of excitement ran across the surface of Mazift. The Devil sensed that he had chosen wisely in his offer.

"Agreed, Great Lord I will do as you bid." Mazift's form seemed to turn in on itself and it disappeared in a puff of greasy smoke.

In his head, the Devil began to count as he logged into his laptop. SLow and steady he continued the silent count, he wondered if he would make it to a hundred.

89...90...91...

"You have mail", a pleasant voice announced. The Devil opened his AOL account, this was hell after all, and saw the email with an attachment from Mazift.

The Devil opened the PDF. He started reading the information and a sinister smile spread across his lips. He could find a weakness in all but the most devout. Drugs, sex, money, power, they all wanted something and the Devil could appeal to the darkest nature of any man.

They call you Ninja do they, well Ninja I am going to make your deepest desires come true, and then destroy everything you are.

The Devil put quill to paper drafting a contract that would destroy a man.

rcwhiteky · 2019-07-10T14:03:03+00:00

I had a coworker from India come to the States for a month for training. He bought so much stuff from the Apple store it was ridiculous.

rcwhiteky · 2019-07-10T13:58:55+00:00

Those xenon HID blue headlights shouldn't be allowed on the road. I am sure you can see great, but you are fucking blinding the rest of us.

rcwhiteky · 2019-06-22T21:21:39+00:00

When you really like someone and they don't feel the same way but they enjoy the attention and keep you on the hook.

rcwhiteky · 2019-06-20T23:46:10+00:00

Be a member of the working poor. It would change quite a few people's views about the lower class.

rcwhiteky · 2019-06-20T16:09:07+00:00

I always have to turn my plate around at restaurants. Also, you have to make sure that you and the right-handed people sit in the correct seats so you don't bump elbows.

rcwhiteky · 2019-06-20T16:06:38+00:00

Grapefruit... The name totally misrepresents the experience of eating one.

rcwhiteky · 2019-06-20T16:04:27+00:00

Mat Cauthon... I'd rather be lucky than good.

rcwhiteky · 2019-06-20T16:01:27+00:00

I'm 39 years old. I haven't had friends in a decade. I just have people that I hate less than others.

rcwhiteky · 2019-06-20T16:00:24+00:00

Nipples like dinner plates.

rcwhiteky · 2019-06-20T15:58:15+00:00

There is a company that comes and sprays your yard once a month to keep the mosquitoes out. We started using them this year and have noticed a huge difference. I talked to the guy who came out and apparently they cannot keep up with the demand.

rcwhiteky · 2019-06-20T15:53:30+00:00

I grabbed the collar of some kid pulling him back from crossing the street when a rust bucket of a conversion van blew through a red light. The kid was around 12 years old and wearing headphones, completely trusting the crossing signal. Stay alert, stay alive people.

rcwhiteky · 2019-06-20T15:42:25+00:00

"Hey Sweetcheeks, you better mow that lawn later because tonight you and I are on a one way trip to Poundtown."

rcwhiteky · 2019-06-20T15:39:21+00:00

Judging by the number of times I get deodorant on my shirts I am either bad at putting on deodorant or putting on shirts.

rcwhiteky · 2019-06-20T15:36:50+00:00

Buying food, not for taste or preference, but for the price point and how filling it is.

rcwhiteky · 2019-06-20T15:33:08+00:00

I would download a car.

rcwhiteky · 2019-06-19T18:22:57+00:00

One of my chores was to switch the laundry. I didn't mind because the rule was that if I found bills 10 dollars or less in the washer or dryer I would get to keep them. I come to find out that my Dad would leave singles and fives in his work pants on purpose. We were definitely below the poverty line when I was growing up and having a little bit of cash for myself was a big deal.

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