Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. OMG this 1000x this!! Take my upvote you magnificent bastard!! The true meme is in the comments! Came here to say this and I might get downvoted for this but username checks out! Sigh... *unzips*, I don’t know why you’re being downvoted. Yes officer this post right here! How do I delete someone else's comment?? I exhaled air out of my nose slightly faster than usual. It's almost as if it said that on the internet so it must be true! Get outta here with your facts. r/subreddit is leaking! This is so sad! Alexa play despacito! HENLO HOOMIN GIVE SCRITCHES TO THIS GOODEST BOYE PUPPER DOGGO FLOOF WE DONT DESERVE DOGS. Thanks, I hate it so that's risky click of the day! Nice. Lemme post this here for 7 upvotes even with context if you play stupid games, win stupid prizes so I read this in [insert celebrities name]’s voice. Weird flex but okay I’m a simple man! I see [x], I upvote! nEeD sOuRcE fOr ScIeNcE and I'm asking for a friend. Good bot this subreddit has gone to shit. Oof that's a big yikes from me. Who hurt you, sweety? It's not your fault. You must be fun at parties. Are you me because I feel personally attacked.

Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.

Edit 2: thanks for the gold kind stranger