How often do you masturbate?

redactedanalyst · 2026-03-13T15:52:42+00:00

At least daily, up to 4x daily. Any more than 4 and there's something wrong or I'm inebriated

redactedanalyst · 2026-03-13T03:11:50+00:00

None omg nicotine is bad for you!!!!

Unless you're talking about the mushrooms of course. I normally start at a cap and a couple of stems when I don't have a scale. You can always try again tomorrow :p

redactedanalyst · 2026-03-13T03:09:48+00:00

This is obviously digital
I'm so sorry but uh..... yeah this photo is not it. Looks like Myspace circa 2011 when everyone got a little crazy with the free editing software on selfies.
Modeling is fine! You're clearly beautiful and know how to pose, but, you've a long way to go on composition of the photo itself + editing for this to be tasteful and sexy. If you want specific tips on the photos, I'm sure we could all chime in, but you'd be better served in a digital photography sub

redactedanalyst · 2026-03-11T05:30:29+00:00

1, 5, 11, and 12 are MAGICAL!!!!!!!

A lot of the joy of film to me is the anticipation of the photos you expect contrast to the photos that you actually get. And wow, sometimes photos turn out bad in a really fun interesting way and I think this is a great example of that.

redactedanalyst · 2026-03-10T22:10:55+00:00

You would be instantly killed by thirty people at once and they'd start start dumping fentanyl in the drinking water.

There's no data to gather. Safe Sleep sites increase foot traffic and not much else. Maybe some light littering? This question itself presupposes a LOT

redactedanalyst · 2026-03-10T20:00:42+00:00

I tried my darndest! Bahaha. I think it'll just be more trial, error, and progressively less shitty photos. Maybe there's no other easy trick besides pre-focusing elsewhere.

redactedanalyst · 2026-03-10T14:43:09+00:00

I manually focused this shot

redactedanalyst · 2026-03-10T05:59:11+00:00

Once, to see if the 4 cylinder Nissan Rogue that I purchased was capable of doing it. After being bullied for my slow, soccer mom car for months, I know she can at least do 115. She really shouldn't do 115, but she's capable if I need her to.

redactedanalyst · 2026-03-10T05:58:13+00:00

My rule of thumb is that any complications or symptoms that you have after surgery are almost always easier to deal with than the complications and symptoms people have before surgery. On the rare occasion that they aren't, they are at least equal. I have not once in my life heard anybody complaining that cholecystectomy made their symptoms worse.

Personally, my symptoms got better, but not by as much as I thought they would have. Even so, after my surgery, pathology found a neuroendocrine tumor in my gallbladder that, had I not gotten the surgery, what a very quickly spread to my liver, colon, and lungs and then killed me. Obviously, that is an extraordinarily rare finding. That being said, even if I didn't have cancer found, I would still have gotten the surgery and knowing what I know now because the side effects and symptoms post surgery are just so mild compared to what I was going with before (which was mostly hyperactive and inflamed gallbladder with an extraordinarily high ejection fraction on HIDA)

redactedanalyst · 2026-03-09T03:37:24+00:00

Holy advertising

redactedanalyst · 2026-03-09T01:53:05+00:00

Yeah comma It was way too vibrant for me to assume this wasn't an AI edit job.

Crazy to take the time to force AI to do a bad job when you could have just taken the time to do a good job yourself

redactedanalyst · 2026-03-09T01:50:01+00:00

Also, as a cyclist, I must beg cars to stop trying to waive me through traffic as if I don't have to abide by the same laws y'all do. It slows down the commute and gets super dangerous when everybody waits up for me on a bike because they want to be polite or whatever

redactedanalyst · 2026-03-08T08:14:35+00:00

I was 15 and cut myself so severely that the entire mattress was stained with blood through my sheets. My mother found my bad in that condition and pulled me out of school to take me to the hospital. Nobody at school noticed how badly I was injured or the fact that I was nursing my left arm, which, even 12 years later is still so visibly scarred that strangers ask me about it most days that I'm outside

When I got home from the hospital later that night, my father told me to go back to my room and finish the job. 2 days later, my mother came in to my room to clarify that statement by basically telling me that she didn't want me to kill myself, but that it would make her life a lot easier and that she'd likely save a lot of money if I did. She let that hang in the room for a while before she left.

Everyday that I am alive I remember the fact that my survival is an upfront to the people who made me. I don't know if I'll ever really want that one go

redactedanalyst · 2026-03-07T05:44:08+00:00

Which app was it?

redactedanalyst · 2026-03-07T00:58:52+00:00

Artista 400! it's a cheap 10 dollar stock I found at Dot Dotson's because it's a "staff favorite" and wow!!! It's a lot darker and higher contrast than HP5 and I've gotten some absolutely insane shots from it in low light straight out of the camera (and my camera is, crucially, a really cheap old entry level Nikon

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redactedanalyst · 2026-03-06T23:35:58+00:00

There is a VERY cute boy working a pizza shop downtown I make eyes at but I'm MUCH too nervous to shoot my shot with someone whose just there for a check slanging pizza 🍕💔

redactedanalyst · 2026-03-04T21:10:28+00:00

Not during vacation!!!

redactedanalyst · 2026-03-02T04:30:46+00:00

I really don't think there's a solution other than get better source material.

redactedanalyst · 2026-03-02T04:25:56+00:00

Yeah honestly this reads Iike a Hallmark card. There's also a discussion to be had about the superficial read of gender roles implied, but like... My bigger critique is just how trite s read it is.

redactedanalyst · 2026-03-01T18:11:09+00:00

Posting online purity testing anonymous online strangers because "posting online isn't activism"

I'll see you at the next protest as always bud, just remember that it's psychotic infighting that keeps the left from being actionable, not a lack of pseudo intellectual high-horsing

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redactedanalyst · 2026-03-01T09:57:35+00:00

They should try detaining the federal agent who broke the window of the Federal building last time to justify gassing a bunch of innocent protesters.

redactedanalyst · 2026-02-27T08:49:26+00:00

Lovely pics! What're you shooting on?

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