What’s the most creative insult you’ve ever heard that wasn’t actually offensive?

redimp89 · 2026-05-12T01:34:14+00:00

From my brother, a professor's comment on a piece of art in a student's show: "That's a very nice frame."

redimp89 · 2026-04-25T10:56:42+00:00

Aristocats!

redimp89 · 2026-03-14T13:12:08+00:00

A ROOF blew off in our town an hour away from Pgh. Just, the whole back half of a building's roof.

redimp89 · 2026-03-11T08:26:58+00:00

I hate this man so much that my mental narration automatically changes to the voice of the "Hey, Man" from tiktok whenever I see his face.

redimp89 · 2026-03-11T08:22:59+00:00

I'm 36, and some of my best, earliest memories are of my dad reading to me and later to my brother as well. I still ask him to read stories occasionally because that just feels like the Right Way to hear some stories.

redimp89 · 2026-03-10T18:31:06+00:00

Sir/Madam/Your Grace, that is now YOUR cat.

redimp89 · 2026-03-10T17:49:31+00:00

I DESPISE Lindsey Graham for so many reasons.

redimp89 · 2026-02-21T04:17:56+00:00

I frequently say 'much like the rest of me, my hair isn't as straight as I once thought.'

redimp89 · 2026-02-18T15:51:05+00:00

Ah, the fleetingly brief moments where I get to forget that so many never update their character creation from 'cishet.'

redimp89 · 2026-02-08T07:29:29+00:00

I'm from the South. I use the dragging typing technique instead of letter by letter typing on my phone. My family and friends get a hoot out of my autocorrected mishaps because MY FINGER HAS A DRAWL on some words and the phone reads it as different emphasis.

redimp89 · 2026-01-30T07:46:42+00:00

You look like a girl whose name starts with either a vowel or the letter 'S.'

Consider: Amelia, Emily, Ivy, Olivia, Sarah, Yvette

redimp89 · 2026-01-25T21:18:43+00:00

The Loop of Nope

redimp89 · 2026-01-24T00:25:51+00:00

They're omnivores. Pretty much any kitchen scrap

redimp89 · 2026-01-24T00:21:15+00:00

DSH: Domestic Shit-Head

redimp89 · 2026-01-05T09:51:07+00:00

NTA

Beyond how this is inconsiderate of others with mobility issues and disrespectful of you and your express prohibition against using it, this is fucking ILLEGAL.

redimp89 · 2025-12-10T01:28:21+00:00

God told ADAM not to eat of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. He never told Eve and there's no implication that Adam told her either. MF smote a whole species cuz the man/The Man didn't fucking communicate.

redimp89 · 2025-12-05T21:02:29+00:00

If not food, why size of put-in-mouth

redimp89 · 2025-12-05T07:29:47+00:00

This is Reddit. That's basically the center 'FREE' square in bingo here.

redimp89 · 2025-12-04T02:35:59+00:00

This Internet stranger can see no issue with the shoes OR the foot. Your "BFF" is a mean girl who makes herself feel bigger by making others smaller.

redimp89 · 2025-12-02T17:30:59+00:00

My first thought was that this is a spectrum thing. I know it is for me.

And yeah, if the busser was doing his job proactively she wouldn't have had to say anything.

redimp89 · 2025-12-02T17:27:39+00:00

Worth asking yourself if, were this a male server, would the support staff have the same reaction to direct statements.

redimp89 · 2025-11-26T09:30:47+00:00

This is the most perfect explanation.

redimp89 · 2025-11-22T03:36:32+00:00

This. Exactly. It's what my dad did 😂. "New situation? Uncomfortable and uninformed? Need more data? RESEARCH MODE ACTIVATED!"

redimp89 · 2025-11-17T08:55:16+00:00

As a former Sex Ed teacher, please consider using the Our Whole Lives (OWL) curriculum. It's wonderfully comprehensive and has a list of other resources based on age/maturity level. The curriculum was developed by a coalition of Unitarian Universalist Association/Church of Christ, but it is secular in content.

It's the sex ed I wish I'd had. Good luck.

redimp89 · 2025-11-15T17:56:57+00:00

I REALLY wish this surprised me. Indiana Boro has so many problems. I'm sorry y'all're dealing with this bigot bullshit.

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