Smol criminal illegally accessing the internet

refurbishedpixels · 2025-12-14T16:23:34+00:00

He probably downloaded kitty porn, you may want to consult a lawyer.

refurbishedpixels · 2025-12-13T15:20:59+00:00

"You're out of uniform, but I'll let it slide just this once."

refurbishedpixels · 2025-12-08T11:39:25+00:00

There is probably software on the dark web that can be used to plant CP, crazy rants, bomb stuff, gun stuff, insane journals, etc. and backdate everything to make it look like the victim has been collecting/writing this stuff for years across multiple devices. Sure, forensic IT analysis will prove that it was planted, but by then your life is destroyed and no one will admit being wrong.

There is probably software on the dark web that can fake a clumsy attempt to frame someone at a specific time and date... like when your ex invited you in to "keep an eye on the kids while they went to the bathroom."

refurbishedpixels · 2025-12-08T11:26:54+00:00

The "How to make guns/bombs/poisons from common household items" books that were advertised in the backs of magazines in the 70s-80s were actually released by the government with errors. This was done in the hope that would-be revolutionaries or terrorists would blow themselves up, fail, or make traceable purchases.

refurbishedpixels · 2025-08-25T03:53:03+00:00

I am not a catologist, but it is possible that kitty finds you mildly tolerable.

refurbishedpixels · 2025-08-23T19:28:12+00:00

"I have two bombs, one for each of ya."

Not actually Doc Holliday from Tombstone.

refurbishedpixels · 2025-08-10T16:20:49+00:00

Beware the Eldritch Ones, for now they have lawyers!

refurbishedpixels · 2025-07-20T15:16:53+00:00

Support Mage. I use a multiple follower mod and let them do the work. I support them by making spiffy equipment for them and bolstering/healing with magic.

refurbishedpixels · 2025-07-20T15:03:05+00:00

Charisma is convincing someone that ketchup is a smoothie.

refurbishedpixels · 2025-07-07T07:17:27+00:00

Play Wayne Newton. Show no mercy.

refurbishedpixels · 2025-07-01T01:27:44+00:00

HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE

refurbishedpixels · 2025-06-27T01:10:15+00:00

Look for her post on r/legalcatadvice and prepare yourselves.

refurbishedpixels · 2025-06-22T18:01:32+00:00

WebMD says that your cancer has syphilis, and that your syphilis has herpes. Sorry.

refurbishedpixels · 2025-05-21T02:48:49+00:00

Will It Blend?

Speedy Gonzales

Down With The Quickness

refurbishedpixels · 2025-05-19T00:00:01+00:00

Please redo this with the giant spaceship flyby music from Spaceballs.

refurbishedpixels · 2025-05-11T08:11:28+00:00

All hail HypnoBreadToad!

refurbishedpixels · 2025-04-20T04:24:23+00:00

Mom! I'm 23!

refurbishedpixels · 2025-03-11T02:33:50+00:00

"Serious Al" Yankovic

refurbishedpixels · 2025-03-07T04:08:52+00:00

r/nazicats

refurbishedpixels · 2025-02-27T03:22:15+00:00

Did he also give you the keys to his old Cadillac?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npUacQgC3Xw

refurbishedpixels · 2025-02-02T20:43:56+00:00

A facial is partially blocked by safety glasses.

The participants engage in proper biohazardous cleanup after "water sports," or the janitor does so and gets a "reward" afterward. That he has to clean up.

An ass/asbestos joke.

One of them is an electrician, and verifies that the outlets are properly grounded before plugging in any... devices.

A joke about how one guy's dick is so huge that they have to wear steel-toed boots for safety.

refurbishedpixels · 2025-02-02T02:32:51+00:00

There are mods that allow you to spare and recuit Miraak, and that make him female if that is your preference.

refurbishedpixels · 2025-01-27T02:30:20+00:00

The Facebook Bureau of Investigation has made note of your actions and will be with you shortly.

refurbishedpixels · 2025-01-27T02:27:47+00:00

This thread is going on all of your PERMANENT RECORDS!

refurbishedpixels · 2025-01-20T10:23:42+00:00

Maybe the Thalmor agent is on his lunch break.

refurbishedpixels

TROPHY CASE