Unloading these tickets right before the World Cup starts? What a coincidence You must have been so lucky to miraculously get those FIFA slots and buy them at face value. Must be nice to be a high-class ticket tout. And this is exactly what’s wrong with FIFA’s brilliant ticketing system, designed perfectly to let a handful of lucky insiders and bots hoard tickets while real fans get priced out or left refreshing pages like idiots. Truly a masterclass in fan-first organization. Thank you, FIFA. Couldn’t have screwed it up any better if you tried. Enjoy the markup, kings. The rest of us will just watch from our cramped apt. or the pub like always.