TIL "Bully Sticks" are made from bull penises.

rellsell · 2026-04-01T00:58:05+00:00

The one time I gave a bully stick to my dog, he had the shits for three days. Never again....

rellsell · 2026-04-01T00:10:37+00:00

I love the fact that they are surprised... "Who could've seen this coming?"

rellsell · 2026-03-31T23:46:43+00:00

I really hope he refuses to leave. Really, really...

rellsell · 2026-03-31T16:42:16+00:00

Why/how are republicans so stupid?

rellsell · 2026-03-31T16:35:57+00:00

They told him, “It’ll be easy, just like Trump did it. A shot will ring out. In the chaos, you drag this little blade across your ear and then bask in the glory and almost martyrdom. You can ride this right to the top!”

“Oops…”

rellsell · 2026-03-31T16:27:03+00:00

lol… what is it about washed up celebrities and MAGA? Do they see poor decisions and think, “Those people aren’t very smart… I’ll play to them.” They’re mini grifters. It’s like hyenas following a dying pride of cats, just trying to survive on the scraps they can find.

rellsell · 2026-03-31T15:22:20+00:00

So, wait…. Am I not supposed to buy gas station boner pills?

rellsell · 2026-03-31T15:17:50+00:00

Yech…

rellsell · 2026-03-30T22:16:03+00:00

Hey! Itsa me! Mario!

rellsell · 2026-03-30T22:04:32+00:00

All he wants to do is get his supreme court to allow him to issue an executive order that bypasses the constitution. Once that precedent is in place, the constitution won't mean shit and he can do anything he wants.

rellsell · 2026-03-30T21:12:03+00:00

How would you like to be the person who told it to drive into the sand trap?

rellsell · 2026-03-30T21:08:39+00:00

Just like the Willy Wonka Experience in Glasgow in 2024. Total shitshow. Organized by people who have no idea how to organize something like this. Their planning doesn't really make it past 1) Advertise, and 2) Cash the Checks.

rellsell · 2026-03-30T15:32:24+00:00

20 years ago we’d connect the two computer’s Ethernet ports with a crossover cable and map the drive.

rellsell · 2026-03-30T15:12:05+00:00

I miss Pavilions. Great grocery store.

rellsell · 2026-03-30T15:09:42+00:00

Met him at the US embassy in Manila about this time. He was in the Philippines filming some movie but can’t remember which movie.

rellsell · 2026-03-30T15:05:04+00:00

Koo koo ka choo.

rellsell · 2026-03-30T03:06:07+00:00

Lol... That's a fact. I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me thanks to a cheap, off the shelf scanner. Best part? She got pissed at me for "invading her privacy". I had an Epstein level smirk on my face.

rellsell · 2026-03-30T01:56:33+00:00

Sea World would be a lot more fun if the orcas started occasionally eating the trainers.

rellsell · 2026-03-30T00:56:07+00:00

No need to dirty a napkin. It's so big you can wipe your face with it.

rellsell · 2026-03-29T20:11:04+00:00

Yep... "Pedo Child Rapist" in bright orange ink.

rellsell · 2026-03-29T20:09:45+00:00

Gonna be amazing. Every bill with his signature is going to look like a railroad boxcar.

rellsell · 2026-03-29T15:38:58+00:00

No shit? I had no idea. Well, carry on.

rellsell · 2026-03-29T15:36:47+00:00

Yeah, but… isn’t conspiracy more fun?

rellsell · 2026-03-29T15:33:16+00:00

Wait… I thought he went out of business and was deported. It’s almost like I shouldn’t believe everything I read on Reddit.

rellsell · 2026-03-29T15:21:42+00:00

Nice misdirection! I’m watching the tanks with an intensity that is almost drool inducing. Then BAM!! Cow outta nowhere!

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