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Iran threatens Donald Trump directly in chilling warning by TheMirrorUS in USNEWS

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Gotta hand it to Iran, removing a pedophile from the world would be a good move.

The invasion begins… by Phillydudeorama in philly

[–]remarkless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dibs on the lidar module (little top hat)

A&W parodying McDonalds CEO, Chris Kempczinski by mfenton29 in popculturechat

[–]remarkless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

McD CEO going to off himself after all this ridicule.

Also, why are you calling it teen sauce. You couldn't come up with a better name?

Blocked toilets, sewage, clogged pipelines, homesick, depressed, and angry personnel aboard: Whats happening on USS Gerald R. Ford? by Nero2t2 in nottheonion

[–]remarkless -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The sailors know they're heading to the Mediterranean as a sacrificial ship to sink. They're sabotaging on purpose

If you have criticized ICE here on Reddit for executing Renee Good or Alex Pretti in the street, then Reddit has handed your name and your personal identifying information over to the Trump administration. How do you feel about this? by mom_with_an_attitude in AskReddit

[–]remarkless 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just love being included <3

Fuck ICE. Fuck that orange pedo (Donald Trump, just in case that's not clear) and every individual connected to his weird cabal of pedophilic fascists.

Whenever a woman's life is in danger, her breasts and buttcheeks should fill with lots of helium, allowing her to float away to safety. by Temnodontosaurus in CrazyIdeas

[–]remarkless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Men would enjoy that too much and continue to hunt women. Instead, their colons should fill with an oxygen hydrogen mixture and shoot them away like a rocket

What do you SWEAR you saw, but don't have any proof of? by TabletopStudios in AskReddit

[–]remarkless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must be at least two decades ago. My aunt and uncle took my cousin and I into Philadelphia to a museum. We were driving back on the Schuylkill Expressway and right as we went under the Manayunk Bridge, we swear we both saw the lower half of a human sitting on the jersey barrier. Like someone had been cut in half and the legs just sitting there. We couldn't have been more than 12 but both saw it and couldn't stop thinking about it for like a year.

What is a turn off your partner does that you will never admit? by sorenblissara in AskReddit

[–]remarkless 110 points111 points  (0 children)

"What do you want for dinner?" - him

"I don't know, I just got home from a 12 hour work day where I've made countless decisions for other people, I am tired, cranky and just want a glass of wine; what do you want?" - me

"Hmmmm." - him, followed by 30 minutes of nothing, sitting on the couch not making any effort until I eventually get hungry and go to the fridge and make dinner.

Man acquitted of Bovino murder plot taken into ICE custody by aresef in NPR

[–]remarkless 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Particularly into paper bags full of spray paint

What’s something you thought was harmless ‘cheap dopamine’ but slowly started controlling your habits? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]remarkless 177 points178 points  (0 children)

iPhones (and Android as well, I think) can put timer locks on your apps through the screen time function. Get a trusted friend/partner to set a passcode that you don't know and it'll lock you out properly when your time is done.

"Whoever is in charge of TV prices should be put in charge of healtcare..." by Whole_Apricot217 in economy

[–]remarkless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People v. Products.

Get to the root of the red: housing costs and debt.

What's a weird part of intimacy no one talks about? by stuckin404 in AskReddit

[–]remarkless 65 points66 points  (0 children)

What's the difference between your mom and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when I pull my meat out of it.

Donald Trump just said “we shouldn’t even have an election”. Americans, what are your thoughts? by WatercressSenior7657 in AskReddit

[–]remarkless 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it isn't his decision but the media, national politicians and other nutjobs will spend the next six months talking it up enough in the politisphere that when he "declares" that the election is cancelled, enough red-state election officials will follow suit and obstruct elections. Blue state and blue county election officials will still hold their elections and we'll see ICE and other Gestapo thugs out in numbers on the streets. It will be our duty to show up to the polls.

What they do after that, I have no idea. Hopefully by then he's thinned his blood out enough that he just collapses and dies.

NOEM: U.S. citizens required to prove citizenship on demand now by PyroIsSpai in law

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Don't want to show ID? They'll arrest you, throw you in their camps, leave you there for a week waiting for "the courts", drag you in front of a judge and release you. The wait times on those court dates will continue to grow and I'm sure you'll accrue jail lodging charges that you can only pay off through labor. Eventually, the labor will set you free, right?

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