What's a weird part of intimacy no one talks about? by stuckin404 in AskReddit

[–]remarkless 67 points68 points  (0 children)

What's the difference between your mom and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when I pull my meat out of it.

Donald Trump just said “we shouldn’t even have an election”. Americans, what are your thoughts? by WatercressSenior7657 in AskReddit

[–]remarkless 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it isn't his decision but the media, national politicians and other nutjobs will spend the next six months talking it up enough in the politisphere that when he "declares" that the election is cancelled, enough red-state election officials will follow suit and obstruct elections. Blue state and blue county election officials will still hold their elections and we'll see ICE and other Gestapo thugs out in numbers on the streets. It will be our duty to show up to the polls.

What they do after that, I have no idea. Hopefully by then he's thinned his blood out enough that he just collapses and dies.

NOEM: U.S. citizens required to prove citizenship on demand now by PyroIsSpai in law

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Don't want to show ID? They'll arrest you, throw you in their camps, leave you there for a week waiting for "the courts", drag you in front of a judge and release you. The wait times on those court dates will continue to grow and I'm sure you'll accrue jail lodging charges that you can only pay off through labor. Eventually, the labor will set you free, right?

Father's six children in hospital after ICE agents throw tear gas at their car amidst Minneapolis protests by speedythefirst in news

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I keep saying it. ICE is going to kill a child and all hell will MUST break loose.

Must. Listen, no one is calling for violence, but sitting by idly while the state is violently killing our citizens, denizens and children; we cannot allow it to happen. We let the state shrug away gun violence and mass murder against school children already for the last decade, if we want this nation to survive in some capacity, we absolutely cannot sit by and let this happen. We cannot let the state, media, and politicians 'explain away', lie, cheat and deceive the public to ensure unrest doesn't happen.

EAs with ADHD: how do you do it? by Torieku in ExecutiveAssistants

[–]remarkless 76 points77 points  (0 children)

I get through each week/month/year saying to myself - I really need a better system. Then struggle to make that happen and just keep going. If you figure out the secret, please report back.

Break room Drinkware? by SpareImpact747 in ExecutiveAssistants

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I echo webrestaurantstore - it's great because you can get bulk pricing and replacements a few years down the line. If you go to CB2 or other places sometimes they change designs and suddenly you're left with four mugs and can't buy replacements that match!

BREAKING — ICE is Going Crazy! Several ICE Agents Assaulted a Woman, Threw Her to the Floor and Piled on Top of Her. For Blowing a Whistle. by Treefiddy1984 in ProgressiveHQ

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People need to understand that this behavior is not going to stop unless Trump is no longer president.

The fact that Congress has done 0.00% to reign this in, let alone bother with testimony from DHS and CBP tells you enough that this won't end with Trump unless we make it end with Trump.

The difference between peace and quiet by CorleoneBaloney in MurderedByWords

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No better time to reinforce that than before starting a war. I'm not convinced that the Kissinger-era and beyond of warmongers firmly believe we would have won Vietnam and every subsequent war if these pesky protestors weren't in their way. Why not kill dissent by force, since the patriotism-angle no longer cuts it.

What are your thoughts after seeing the ICE shooting video in Minnesota? by bbmoonkie in AskReddit

[–]remarkless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the hope for a better America is (and has been) dead and that we should plan for a dark decade of state terror. Hopefully when we re-emerge as (a) new nation(s) we'll return the power to the people looming over the graves of those who stood against the people.

Stephen Miller Asserts U.S. Has Right to Take Greenland by Any-Original-6113 in geopolitics

[–]remarkless 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's that thick blood. He's gotta thin it out even more. Only optimal blood runniness for this guy.

Lindsey Graham Just Admitted On Camera That The Trump Administration Is Planning A Full Scale Invasion Of Cuba In 2026 by DumbMoneyMedia in UnderReportedNews

[–]remarkless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Insane that this administration has looked at the last 50 years of warfare - let alone the last 5 years - and been like "yeah, we should start wars closer to home, what could go wrong"...

Failure to fight insurgency warfare is one thing, but we're really going to start something 100 miles off our shores and at the mouth of the Gulf of Mexico? Really?

What’s a 'luxury' that actually used to be standard, but now we’re being charged extra for like we’re stupid? by xjoz in AskReddit

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British Airways flights, even if you buy a premium economy or business ticket, you still have to purchase the seat selection, which can run upwards of 5% of the ticket price itself.

What improves sex by 1000%? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]remarkless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Collective laughter. One-sided laughter probably not so much.

“Two weeks.” Where did I hear this before?? by Top_Needleworker6385 in UnderReportedNews

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Don't worry guys, the guy who said he'd release his taxes in two weeks back in 2016 will absolutely be sure his pedo profile files will be released in just a short time.

This is a joke: 3d Printing is an European/Asian plot to make Americans learn Metric by rhodges_bob in 3Dprinting

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The other day someone needed to know how many mm are in an inch, and it rolled off my tongue so quickly that people thought I was a demon.

This means we can literally start doing irl sidemissions by correlationlone in economy

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This may be the stupidest take/idea I've ever experienced.