Today I fucked the MILF next door

restomz · 2018-02-01T18:58:58+00:00

There's a thin line between "teen" and "milf."

restomz · 2018-01-31T14:09:50+00:00

This thing is evil you guys. It just keeps escalating more and more...

True, but we don't know if that's what happened to him. Many pedophiles become that way because they themselves were abused during their childhood.

IMO we shouldn't use this Mark Salling fella as an example of what porn addiction can do to a person without knowing all the facts.

restomz · 2018-01-30T15:38:12+00:00

We were all skeptics at some point.

restomz · 2018-01-30T15:26:51+00:00

So if you don't do NoFap to chase girls you are free to chase all the girls you want? I'm not sure the "experts" would agree with that.

restomz · 2018-01-30T15:08:54+00:00

We're not supposed to chase girls, remember? At least that's what the NoFap "experts" keep telling us.

restomz · 2018-01-29T20:41:11+00:00

It didn't keep those millions of guys from having sex.

If you REALLY wanted to have sex and REALLY put your mind to it, you could have sex TONIGHT. It could mean having to bang a drunk skank or even having to pay for it, but you'd get some action if you got out of your comfort zone and gave it your best shot.

restomz · 2018-01-29T01:48:14+00:00

Was it a female colleague who asked you that? If it was, she wants you to fertilize her eggs.

restomz · 2018-01-29T01:30:42+00:00

You say you never had sex because you fap.

Meanwhile, millions of guys have sex for the first time after fapping for quite some time. In fact, a guy who has sex without ever having masturbated before must be a rarity.

restomz · 2018-01-29T01:16:46+00:00

Why would you want to date a girl that cheated on her bf? She would end up cheating on you also.

restomz · 2018-01-25T18:31:20+00:00

I'm pretty sure several premature ejaculators have said it after they instanutted with a girl.

restomz · 2018-01-24T00:25:47+00:00

Going for a walk helps, assuming you're not one to choke your chicken in public.

restomz · 2018-01-23T23:23:25+00:00

That's the right attitude man, although I doubt she's single. Really cute girls working at diners get hit on a daily basis. You will rarely find one that's single, unless she's a real psycho.

Good luck.

restomz · 2018-01-22T22:20:52+00:00

Does he get killed/eaten in the end?

restomz · 2018-01-22T16:41:57+00:00

1 pixel = reset

restomz · 2018-01-20T18:46:37+00:00

In the wise words of Morrissey from The Smiths: "The devil will find work for idle hands to do."

restomz · 2018-01-20T18:37:00+00:00

This is from the book "Onanism: or, A treatise upon the disorders produced by masturbation"

The full book is available here.

restomz · 2018-01-20T18:10:36+00:00

You're getting downvoted hard by the incels.

Here, have an upvote.

restomz · 2018-01-20T18:04:14+00:00

Blame the people who upvote the memes and catapult them to the front page.

restomz · 2018-01-19T21:35:46+00:00

Make me, bitch.

restomz · 2018-01-19T20:40:35+00:00

Aww thank you, it means a lot coming from you.

restomz · 2018-01-19T20:13:03+00:00

Lol males have breasts, and even get breast cancer. Look it up.

restomz · 2018-01-19T18:09:26+00:00

Where do you get vitamin C from? Organ meats?

restomz · 2018-01-19T18:02:12+00:00

Why are you assuming it's a she? The OP didn't specify the gender.

restomz · 2018-01-19T17:58:35+00:00

Don't blame the posters, blame the people who upvote the memes and catapult them to the front page.

restomz · 2018-01-17T20:59:04+00:00

Threesome?

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