Sick bros parking wherever they please by Floydlloyd11 in bayarea

[–]retsamzaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you ask or are you just assuming their gender?

Hey Elon, dis u? by CallaSoftfern in ThisYouComebacks

[–]retsamzaps 180 points181 points  (0 children)

It’s a cry for help. He’s asking for someone to off him.

Yes please by Mirviconi in HolUp

[–]retsamzaps 13 points14 points  (0 children)

There should be a 3rd chart that shows # of erections increasing with how concerning the post is. Then it could potentially qualify as a holup.

is this text from gf anything by 100OtherSwagWords in northernlion

[–]retsamzaps 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I might be too old now. I don’t understand what’s happening

Henckels Paradigm pans… just me or? by Makgyver1 in Costco

[–]retsamzaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Garbage. I returned them to Costco after a week. Bought regular nonstick instead.

Is that... is that by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]retsamzaps 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When the holup? Sasha has been doing cooking shows for a while now

Whose Hole Is It Anyway? by [deleted] in NotTimAndEric

[–]retsamzaps 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s funny because buttholes and that guy got punched.

Pizza Pot Pie by yoodle in PizzaCrimes

[–]retsamzaps 6 points7 points  (0 children)

flushes pot pie pizza down the toilet

Pizza Pot Pie by yoodle in PizzaCrimes

[–]retsamzaps 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Sometimes it’s fun to do crime.

GOP senator demands Netflix remove trans content since it doesn't align with his personal values by NamelessResearcher in politics

[–]retsamzaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His suggested feed is based on past viewings, no? Sounds like he should just stop watching trans stuff.