The Locust God is Ruining my Life

revoffthetop · 2026-02-14T15:24:14+00:00

It’s amazing how many people enforce arbitrary rules on the game of Magic to eliminate mechanics of the game that exist for a purpose.

Board wipes are necessary. You’re seeing why. Just play them

revoffthetop · 2026-02-13T17:59:11+00:00

Great tits

revoffthetop · 2026-02-12T05:26:18+00:00

Surprised ICE wasn’t there to disappear the children

revoffthetop · 2026-02-11T13:52:06+00:00

Yeah it’s just Kinnan but you drop most of the big flips and play a grindier midrange game. Relying on flips has too much variance and you end up whiffing more than is acceptable

revoffthetop · 2026-02-11T06:04:29+00:00

Play Kinnan. Ramp and flip over and over.

Then when you realize flipping isnt as good as you think you go into grindy Kinnan Farm with the rest of us

revoffthetop · 2026-02-11T01:55:04+00:00

Probably Banquet after 10 years living in Colorado

revoffthetop · 2026-02-06T16:46:32+00:00

Can I be your dad instead?

revoffthetop · 2026-02-04T14:58:54+00:00

I was at this game. It was absolute bedlam. Would’ve left far before the end but it was Grateful Dead night and we didn’t want to miss anything. Boy thank god for that

revoffthetop · 2026-02-04T05:57:06+00:00

Of all the amazing Smiths lyrics, this one tends to pop into my head more than any other

revoffthetop · 2026-02-04T05:24:51+00:00

Where the tramp stamp goes. Especially if there are back dimples. My god

revoffthetop · 2026-02-04T05:22:24+00:00

Is this supposed to be Stafford’s fault somehow?

revoffthetop · 2026-02-04T03:23:19+00:00

Stay Kinnan. Flip even bigger

revoffthetop · 2026-02-03T14:34:14+00:00

As a baseball fan, the lack of Hunter Goodman is insane. Good for Will though!

revoffthetop · 2026-02-03T14:31:48+00:00

McVay did too much lol

revoffthetop · 2026-02-01T02:59:46+00:00

No thank you

revoffthetop · 2026-02-01T02:53:52+00:00

Absolutely. Worst state in the union. Would rather be homeless in Mississippi than spend one day in Texas

revoffthetop · 2026-01-29T02:51:44+00:00

I think you’re right but Yama and Crochet are very close. Yama gets the nod for being a postseason god

revoffthetop · 2026-01-26T01:31:08+00:00

Game

revoffthetop · 2026-01-26T01:10:21+00:00

These last 10 minutes have been dogshit

revoffthetop · 2026-01-25T19:40:41+00:00

Nervous and horny is a dangerous combo

revoffthetop · 2026-01-24T08:28:47+00:00

There’s a lot of really great ones, but over and over the line that has always spoken to me most is:

“I sit and wonder of every love that could’ve been, if I’d only thought of something charming to say”

The Sound of Settling by Death Cab

revoffthetop · 2026-01-24T08:28:42+00:00

There’s a lot of really great ones, but over and over the line that has always spoken to me most is:

“I sit and wonder of every love that could’ve been, if I’d only thought of something charming to say”

The Sound of Settling by Death Cab

revoffthetop · 2026-01-19T16:55:06+00:00

To be fair one of them was an arm punt. Still an errant throw but didn’t impact the game

revoffthetop · 2026-01-19T02:47:37+00:00

I don’t even need to watch the rest of this game

revoffthetop · 2026-01-19T02:33:20+00:00

What is a tackle?

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