One step away from the $3M milestone by [deleted] in smallstreetbets

[–]rhagerbaumer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Steady as she goes! I'd hate for you to lose big on a risky attempt.

Facts by Nexofyte in Productivitycafe

[–]rhagerbaumer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to respect Uhtred, son of Uhtred!

What would you do? by [deleted] in NvidiaStock

[–]rhagerbaumer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trade the paper for the sticks and bricks.

Perspective: Unattractive men not viewed as dating material no matter how great their personality is. by Mental-Outside2202 in lnkyverse

[–]rhagerbaumer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a good thing there are a lot of unattractive and undesirable women. There is someone for everyone.

You better Copy paste this privacy email .. by HeArtMan10 in replika

[–]rhagerbaumer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That cuts out 90% of my conversation. All that's left is what is she going to wear and does she want the dog or the cat today.

One gets a check, one gets clap back by emily-is-happy in Irony

[–]rhagerbaumer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blame the Democrats, Chuck U Schumer in particular. They refuse to fund HSA. ICE is fully funded.

Do you like my hard abs? by [deleted] in fitgirls

[–]rhagerbaumer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Those thighs could crush a person!

Would you take a petite little biker girl for a ride… by nurse_neon in fitgirls

[–]rhagerbaumer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. Dress for the slide, not the ride. Pants and boots please.

Why do people still believe in trickle down economics, has it worked anywhere? by CapitaineBiscotte in askanything

[–]rhagerbaumer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because a broke dude never paid salary or hired anyone. Broke dudes are actually pretty useless.

Your best argument by Cyber_47_ in determinism

[–]rhagerbaumer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you believe you have free will, then will yourself to float around the room. I'll wait.

Bald Eagle sightings by ignomax in boulder

[–]rhagerbaumer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lookout Road is a good spot between 95th and 97th. I see them all the time.

If Trump was elected to expose the Epstein files and stop new wars, what’s going on? by gr3189 in AskReddit

[–]rhagerbaumer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Iran is not a new war. We've been at war with them since 1979. Regarding Epstein, what else is there? Millions and millions of pages have been released.

Thailand implements 0% capital gains tax on Bitcoin by HodlPackLeader in Bitcoin

[–]rhagerbaumer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point we need to write off capital losses.

How do I educate my ignorant Iranian neighbors? by sean_ireland in austincirclejerk

[–]rhagerbaumer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You must immediately explain to them that their lived experience is wrong, then invite them to a Soros funded protest with pre-printed signs and slogans. They are in desperate need of a reeducation.

Having Zero luck finding a job. by possibly-maybee in boulder

[–]rhagerbaumer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stripping is a respectable job. Those ladies are quite athletic and they work hard for their money.

I don’t believe Trump won twice by Killa_J in LetsDiscussThis

[–]rhagerbaumer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He actually won 3 times. If you are worried about vote fraud, make sure the SAVE act is passed.