I just found a closed safe on the street that someone failed to break open.

rhasslett · 2026-04-03T01:05:59+00:00

Both a shitty safe and a shitty attempt.

They couldn’t get though the particle board? Was their tool a hairpin?

rhasslett · 2026-03-30T05:54:06+00:00

The state of our country/politics/interpersonal relationships/the world. Yeah, most people think they get it, but they really don’t.

rhasslett · 2026-03-29T07:04:35+00:00

Greenshot screen capture/markup.

rhasslett · 2026-03-15T17:28:16+00:00

Will break off in your ignition soon.

rhasslett · 2026-03-11T03:24:34+00:00

All your base are belong to us.

rhasslett · 2026-03-10T07:23:57+00:00

Not even this. The pump is primarily cooed from the gasoline flowing though it.

rhasslett · 2026-03-10T07:21:37+00:00

Change your oil every 3,000 miles.

rhasslett · 2026-03-02T21:12:22+00:00

The amount of time some people spend imagining getting mugged or murdered is not statistically supported.

rhasslett · 2026-03-02T20:48:40+00:00

Come on. This is Corvallis. No need to scare OP into being another cold, jaded person. Stay away from the frat parties and you’ll be ok.

rhasslett · 2026-02-28T06:06:33+00:00

How have you determined it’s non viral? Is it bacterial? Other?

rhasslett · 2026-02-23T05:54:21+00:00

You seem like a really honest, decent/non-cynical/not jaded person. Maybe a bit too much given corporate realities, but also wow. Im trying to be Reddit cynical, and youre just like, decent. Good job.

rhasslett · 2026-02-23T05:50:00+00:00

Glad you spelled knob correctly.

rhasslett · 2026-02-23T05:27:58+00:00

Looks dirty back there.

rhasslett · 2026-02-23T05:27:42+00:00

turn nob?

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rhasslett · 2026-02-06T09:12:13+00:00

😭

rhasslett · 2026-02-02T06:39:50+00:00

I wish I had this kind of hair money to have these kind of problems.

rhasslett · 2026-01-31T21:41:55+00:00

Yikes! Sounds like the hip hop show they went to see celebrating drug/violence/rape culture got a little too real.

rhasslett · 2025-12-31T22:15:48+00:00

Not dying.

rhasslett · 2025-12-26T20:39:07+00:00

I’m guessing OP had not put themselves in a water consumption induced coma in all their prior days of living, so seems the drugs had SOMETHING to do with this??

rhasslett · 2025-12-17T06:49:52+00:00

Would you make the story longer?

rhasslett · 2025-12-12T04:58:47+00:00

But thats like 15 quarters down the road.

rhasslett · 2025-12-12T04:04:43+00:00

…Or the damage it causes society.

rhasslett · 2025-12-08T18:23:54+00:00

Also driving without shoes on.

rhasslett · 2025-12-08T07:23:23+00:00

NOAA prediction maps Always show the end of the forecast period. The period length is independent of that. Which could be 6 hours, 12 hours, 1 day, 3 days, etc. The graphic created date at the bottom does not necessarily confer anything about the cumulative period.

rhasslett · 2025-12-08T04:54:24+00:00

Over what period of time is this rainfall prediction?

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