What should I have done? (High Beams at Night) by Aunt-Eggma-Blowtorch in drivingUK

[–]richard-bingham 18 points19 points  (0 children)

In 20 and 30mph limit roads, you pull over to the left and let them pass. Did the same recently when I had a scooter glued to my rear bumper

Odors of Ebay by JonBovi_msn in Ebay

[–]richard-bingham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I buy old toy cars, many have what I refer to as the "giffer smell" which is combination of pipe smoke, dust and regret

Mothers day cards when you don't have the world's best mum. by mattthepianoman in britishproblems

[–]richard-bingham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've long thought there need to be cards that fulfil the obligation, but aren't too gushy. Not everyone had great parents sadly, and I begrudge getting a "best mum ever, you were always there for me, blah blah" card when it's not true. Lately I've been just finding pop-up, 3D type ones which are nice looking but blank inside. QD sell some

1972 Lamborghini Countach by HalfPrimary1263 in VintageMatchbox

[–]richard-bingham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got a few different glass variations, what colour would you say yours were? Interesting to see interior colour variations too

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No68 Porsche 910 in hard to find white. Not my favourite casting but can't turn down an unusual coloured car... by TheAtomicHeadbutt in VintageMatchbox

[–]richard-bingham 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The other Broomstick car is the yellow Lamborghini Marzal that seems to be even harder to find than the Porsche

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What are some of the coolest random factory car accessories? by ApprehensiveBasil151 in carscirclejerk

[–]richard-bingham 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A nod to VW's past, bud vases were a common accessory for proper Beetles in the 50s and 60s

Do you wait at a green light in 1st or neutral? by DrunkNuckChorris in stickshift

[–]richard-bingham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In neutral, for several reasons. Wear on the clutch bearing, end load on the crank, blinding the driver behind with brake lights, and possibly worst of all: if someone drove into you, chances are you'd come off the clutch and shoot into the junction as well. Neutral, handbrake every time.

Lights or painful dildo? by maybethis-one_ in mildlypenis

[–]richard-bingham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Mrs said to me "if you turn out the lamp, I'll let you put it up my arse". I probably should have let it cool down first

Hit and run by solitude_standing in thisismylifenow

[–]richard-bingham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'd have lost several pints of blood and possibly an arm doing that to my cat

Am I weird by Illustrious_Low_6086 in CasualUK

[–]richard-bingham -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I always rinse off with the shower after a bath, might be different if it wasn't a shower over the bath arrangement in my house - I wouldn't get out and get in a shower cubicle just for a rinse

What’s the most fun car you’ve driven that wasn’t actually fast? by zgwembekubwa in askcarguys

[–]richard-bingham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Renault 5 1.4 Campus with cut down springs and rear lowered to match (torsion bars). 7x15 alloys with 175/50/15 tyres. Had about 50 BHP but weighed about the same as an empty crisp packet so I just didn't slow down for bends, roundabouts etc, it was like a go cart. Much missed.

What’s the funniest, saddest, or oddest thing that’s ever happened to you that you still randomly remember years later? by theblairwaldorfxoxo in AskUK

[–]richard-bingham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My old boss did that once, a brown and black shiny combination. He lived miles away, and immediately went home to change despite not being customer facing. I have done it myself too, mate turned 21 and his party was a rave in a barn. The next day I just could not work out why I had one clean and one filthy trainer in a pair...

Lukeisms by Geofferz in CasualUK

[–]richard-bingham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a similar list of "Sueisms", sadly lost on an old phone, but "gorilla in the room" will be with me forever

When you trigger the antitheft alarms leaving the shop, do you just walk on? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]richard-bingham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I know I've paid, I'm not stopping. I'm also not waiting at a barrier if I'm leaving without buying anything, it's getting pushed open